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The Playlist for the Christmas Top 101 Special (2005 Edition)

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* Christmas Fun 101
* The 101 Greatest Christmas Novelty Songs of All Time
* As of the year 2005
* (in alphabetical order, not ranked)


* And now, we're going to listen to a song first recorded in 1959 whose lyrics still ring so true today. Here's Tom Lehrer

* A Christmas Carol - Tom Lehrer () Albums: Christmas Comedy Classics Vol 2  / An Evening Wasted With Tom Lehrer  / Songs & More Songs by Tom Lehrer  / The Remains Of Tom Lehrer  / Dr. Demento Presents The Greatest Christmas Novelty CD Of All Time 
* A Daddy's Christmas - Albert Brooks & Little Kristi ()

* From 1974, that was Albert Brooks and Little Kristi with "A Daddy's Christmas", and before that, Tom Lehrer with "A Christmas Carol" originally from his album "An Evening Wasted with Tom Lehrer." from 1959.

* From 1991, here's a Twelve Days parody turned into a holiday song perfect for wartime. Here's James and Kling.

* A Terrorist Christmas - James & Kling () Albums: Holidays in Dementia 
* All I Want For Christmas (Is My Two Front Teeth) - Spike Jones & His City Slickers (f/ George Rock) () Albums: Dr. Demento Presents The Greatest Christmas Novelty CD Of All Time  / Strictly For Music Lovers  / Spike Jones' Greatest Hits!  / Musical Depreciation Revue: The Spike Jones Anthology  / Let's Sing a Song of Christmas  / It's a Spike Jones Christmas  / People Are Funnier Than Anybody  / The Jones Laughing Record  / Very Worst of Spike Jones  / Billboard's Greatest Christmas Hits 1935-1954 

* From 1948, that was "All I Want For Christmas (Is My Two Front Teeth)" by Spike Jones & His City Slickers (f/ George Rock) available on several CDs, and before that, James and Kling with "A Terrorist Christmas" from the CD "Holidays in Dementia".

* The year 2002 brought us Ian Butler's album "Creme de la Phlegm", and with that came this humorous holiday delight.

* Big Red Heart - Ian Butler, Ian Butler () Albums: Creme de la Phlegm 
* Blue Christmas - Seymour Swine & The Squeelers ()

* Well, we'll never know what ever happened to that original vinyl record from circa 1985 but a certain funny deejay gets requests for this song every year. I wish someone would rerelease it on CD, but we're happy to bring you that lost gem. That was "Blue Christmas" by Seymour Swine & The Squeelers, and before that, we heard "Big Red Heart" by Ian Butler from the CD "Creme de la Phlegm".

* The animated series "South Park" brought us a holiday CD based on the characters of the Matt Stone and Trey Parker characters in 1999 called "Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics." And from that CD we're going to hear a song from the school counselor. Here's Mr. Mackey.

* Carol of the Bells - Mr. Mackey () Albums: Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics 
* The Chimney Song - Bob Rivers Comedy Corp () Albums: Twisted Christmas  / Twisted Christmas-Boxed Set 

* From 1987, that was the Bob Rivers Comedy Corp with "The Chimney Song", and it's from their first of several funny holiday CDs, "Twisted Christmas", and before that, Mr. Mackey with "Carol of the Bells" from "Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics."

* Here's a song that hit #1 on the Billboard Top 100 singles chart for four weeks in 1958. Way back before we had computers that can do things like speeding up a voice easily, David Seville had to speed up a tape in order to produce what is now a trademark of his music career, a Chipmunk. Here's the song he produced with three speeded-up voices.

* The Chipmunk Song - The Chipmunks (Alvin, Theodore & Simon) With The Music Of David Seville () Albums: Dr. Demento Presents The Greatest Christmas Novelty CD Of All Time  / Greatest Christmas Hits  / Alvin and the Chipmunks' Greatest Hits  / Greatest Hits: Still Squeaky After All These Years  / Billboard Greatest Christmas Hits 1955-Present  / Christmas Comedy Classics 
* Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire - Bob Rivers Comedy Corp () Albums: Chipmunks Roasting on an Open Fire 

* From 2000 we heard "Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire" from the Bob Rivers Comedy Corp off of their CD "Chipmunks Roasting on an Open Fire." And before that, "The Chipmunk Song" by The Chipmunks (Alvin, Theodore & Simon) With The Music Of David Seville.

* Before we continue on with the Christmas funnies, here's a Hanukkah novelty song first heard in 1981.

* "Hanukkah Rocks" - Gefilte Joe & The Fish () Albums: Holidays in Dementia  / Tales from the Rhino 2 

* That was "Hanukkah Rocks" by Gefilte Joe & The Fish from the CD "Holidays in Dementia."
* And now from 1986, we have a cheery holiday song about death and destruction. Here's "Weird Al" Yankovic.

* Christmas at Ground Zero - "Weird Al" Yankovic, Weird Al Yankovic () Albums: Billboard Rock 'N' Roll Christmas  / Christmas Comedy Classics Vol 2  / The Permanent Record: Al In The Box  / Polka Party  / Dr. Demento Presents The Greatest Christmas Novelty CD Of All Time  / Weird Al Yankovic's Greatest Hits, Volume II 
* Christmas Balls - Ben Light & His Surf Club Boys ()

* From 1936, we heard "Christmas Balls" from Ben Light & His Surf Club Boys, and before that, Christmas at Ground Zero" by "Weird Al" Yankovic originally released on "Polka Party."

* Whimsical Will, who's been part of the Dr. Demento Show since 1980, created this break-in record in 1985 in the tradition of Dickie Goodman where he uses excerpts from all of the songs featured on the six-album "Dr. Demento Presents The Greatest Novelty Songs of All Time" collection to create this masterpiece. Here's Whimsical Will.

* Christmas Cut-Up 1985 - Whimsical Will, Whimsical Will () Albums: Cutting Up with Whimsical Will Cassette Vol 1
* Christmas Dragnet (Yulenet) - Stan Freberg w/ Daws Butler & Orchestra () Albums: Tip Of The Freberg  / Dr. Demento Presents The Greatest Christmas Novelty CD Of All Time 

* From 1953, we heard "Christmas Dragnet (Yulenet)" by Stan Freberg w/ Daws Butler & Orchestra from the "Tip Of The Freberg" box set, and before that, "Christmas Cut-Up 1985" by Whimsical Will.

* This holiday season, you better obey the laws of the land or you just might wind up spending the holidays in this place.

* Christmas in Jail - The Youngsters () Albums: Bummed Out Christmas 
* Christmas Is Almost Here - The Arrogant Worms, Arrogant Worms () Albums: Christmas Turkey / Gift Wrapped: The Best of the Arrogant Worms 

* From 1997, we heard "Christmas Is Almost Here" by The Arrogant Worms, a popular comedy band out of Canada, and you can find it on their CD "Gift Wrapped: The Best of the Arrogant Worms." And before that, "Christmas in Jail" by The Youngsters from the CD "Bummed Out Christmas."

* If you're a child of divorced parents, you just might have celebrated Christmas at two different places with each parent. Here's a song about that from The Hollytones.

* Christmas Is Coming Twice This Year - The Hollytones () Albums: Holidays in Dementia  / The Hollytones: Gridlock Christmas
* The Christmas Season - Sudden Death, Sudden Death () Albums: SD: Die Laughing 

* From 2005, we heard the newest entry on the Christmas Fun 101 list. "The Christmas Season" by Sudden Death from their CD "Die Laughing." And from 1992, we heard "Christmas Is Coming Twice This Year" by The Hollytones from "Holidays in Dementia"

* In the 1960s, The Beatles put out several flexi discs for their fan club members, and here's an expanded version of a song heard on one of their annual discs. Ladies and Gentlemen...The Beatles! Right here...

* Christmas Time (Is Here Again) - The Beatles ()
* Christmas with the Devil - Spinal Tap (-original version-) () Albums: Sleighed: The Other Side Of Christmas  / This Is Spinal Tap  / Break Like The Wind 

* From 1983, we heard Harry Shearer, Christopher Guest, and Michael McKean, together as "Spinal Tap", with "Christmas With The Devil" from their CD "This is Spinal Tap," and before that, The Beatles, with "Christmas Time is Here Again"

* Well, it's time to crack open another funny Hanukkah song for our Jewish listeners, and from 2003, here's Eric "Smooth-E" Schwartz."

* Hanukkah Hey-Yah - Eric "Smooth-E" Schwartz () Albums: Kosher Kuts 

* That was "Hanukkah Hey-Yah" by Eric "Smooth-E" Schwartz from "Kosher Kuts."

* We go to the year 1982 when this group put out a funny holiday rap that has become an annual classic like many other songs. Here are "The Waitresses."

* Christmas Wrapping - The Waitresses () Albums: Holidays in Dementia  / The Best of the Waitresses  / The Edge Of Christmas  / Rock 'N Roll Christmas 
* Christmastime Is Here - Richard Cheese & Lounge Against The Machine, Richard Cheese () Albums: Tuxicity 

* From 2002, we heard "Christmastime Is Here" by Richard Cheese & Lounge Against The Machine from the CD "Tuxicity", and before that, "Christmas Wrapping" by The Waitresses from "Holidays in Dementia" and a few other CD compliations.

* We go to the year 2002 for this holiday song from Buck Howdy with a suggestion for Santa to give out something other than lumps of coal.

* Cow Pies For Christmas - Buck Howdy () Albums: Carols by Campfire 
* Deck The Halls With Parts Of Charlie - Tales From The Crypt f/ John Kassir () Albums: Tales From The Crypt: Have Yourself A Scary Little Christmas 

* From 1994, that was a scary Christmas song based on a character from an old pay cable series. "Deck The Halls With Parts Of Charlie" by Tales From The Crypt f/ John Kassir and before that, "Cow Pies For Christmas" by Buck Howdy from the CD "Carols by Campfire."

* From 1994, we get to hear a holiday medley from a man that goes by the name of Billy.

* Ding, Fries Are Done/We Wish You a Merry Christmas Medley - Billy () Albums: A Spastic Christmas
* Don't Believe In Christmas - The Sonics () Albums: Bummed Out Christmas  / Rockin' Christmas the 60s

* The Sonics dared to put that one out on vinyl many years ago. That was "Don't Believe In Christmas" by The Sonics from "Bummed Out Christmas" and before that, "Ding, Fries Are Done/We Wish You a Merry Christmas Medley" by Billy from "A Spastic Christmas."

* The Kinks have their own take on the Christmas spirit with this number.

* Father Christmas - The Kinks () Albums: Billboard Rock 'N' Roll Christmas  / Rock 'N Roll Christmas 
* Frosty The Dopeman - Marc Zydiak () Albums: Dr. Demento's Dementia Royale

* From circa 1978, that was "Frosty The Dopeman" by Marc Zydiak, and before that, "Father Christmas" by The Kinks

* Let's do one of my favorite versions of this holiday carol sung by Leon Redbone.

* Frosty the Snowman - Leon Redbone w/ Dr. John () Albums: Christmas Island 
* Good King Wenceslas & Rudolph 1963 - The Beatles ()
* Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer - Elmo & Patsy () Albums: Dr. Demento Presents The Greatest Christmas Novelty CD Of All Time  / Elmo and Patsy: Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer  / The Coolest Christmas  / Billboard Greatest Christmas Hits 1955-Present 

* From 1979, that was the holiday classic "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer" by Elmo & Patsy, and before that, "Good King Wenceslas & Rudolph" by The Beatles from a 1963 fan club flexi, And before that, "Frosty the Snowman" by Leon Redbone w/ Dr. John from the CD "Christmas Island".

* We now have another Hanukkah novelty song, this time from 1992...

* Hanukkah Homeboy - Doc Mo She () Albums: Holidays in Dementia 

* That was "Hanukkah Homeboy" by Doc Mo She from the CD "Holidays in Dementia."

* We now come to a holiday novelty sketch from 1958 taking a stab at commercialization of Christmas. Here's Stan Freberg.

* Green Chri$tma$ - Stan Freberg () Albums: Bah! Humbug!  / Dr. Demento Presents The Greatest Christmas Novelty CD Of All Time  / Tip Of The Freberg  / Christmas Comedy Classics 
* Gridlock Christmas - The Hollytones () Albums: Gridlock Christmas / Holidays in Dementia 

* From 1988, we heard "Gridlock Christmas" from The Hollytones from the CD "Holidays in Dementia", and before that, "Green Chri$tma$" by Stan Freberg from the "Tip Of The Freberg" box set.

* In 1998, Bill Engvall, part of the Blue Collar Comedy tour, put out this holiday song based on his signature catch phrase.

* Here's Your Sign Christmas - Bill Engvall, Bill Engvall () Albums: Dorkfish  / Here's Your Christmas Album 
* Ho Ho Ho (Who'd Be A Turkey At Christmas) - Elton John ()

* From 1972, that was "Ho Ho Ho (Who'd Be A Turkey At Christmas)" by Elton John, and before that, "Here's Your Sign Christmas" by Bill Engvall from the CD "Here's Your Christmas Album."

* In 1997, Bob Rivers released his third comedy holiday CD. He also put out a second one in 1992. Here's one track from each of his CDs.

* Holidaze (S'Cuze Me, I've Got Gifts To Buy) - Bob Rivers () Albums: More Twisted Christmas 
* I Am Santa Claus - Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio featuring The Hot Buttered Elves () Albums: I Am Santa Claus  / Twisted Christmas-Boxed Set 

* That was the title track, "I Am Santa Claus" by Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio featuring The Hot Buttered Elves, and before that, "Holidaze (S'Cuze Me, I've Got Gifts To Buy)" by Bob Rivers from "More Twisted Christmas."

* In 1982, this long out of print memento made its debut on the airwaves.

* I Found The Brains Of Santa Claus - Jason & The Strap-Tones () Albums: Dr. Demento's Mementos
* I Had Sex With Santa - Barnes & Barnes, Barnes & Barnes ()
* I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus - Kip Addotta () Albums: Dr. Demento Presents The Greatest Christmas Novelty CD Of All Time 

* From 1984, we heard "I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus" by Kip Addotta and before that,"I Had Sex With Santa" by Barnes & Barnes, also from 1984, and before that, "I Found The Brains Of Santa Claus" by Jason & The Strap-Tones from the LP "Dr. Demento's Mementos."

* We have a two-song set based on singers wanting a certain item.

* I Want a Blow Up Doll for Christmas - Arnie Aardvark ()
* I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas (Hippo The Hero) - Gayla Peevey () Albums: Dr. Demento Presents The Greatest Christmas Novelty CD Of All Time 

* From 1952, we heard "I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas (Hippo The Hero)" by Gayla Peevey, and before that, from 1993, we heard "I Want a Blow Up Doll for Christmas" Arnie Aardvark

* We have another Hanukkah holiday gem coming up right now by Adam Sandler

* The Chanukah Song - Adam Sandler () Albums: What The Hell Happened To Me? 

* From 1993, we heard "The Chanukah Song" by Adam Sandler, an alumini from Saturday Night Live, from his CD "What The Hell Happened To Me?"

* We go back to the year 1949 for this holiday gem that drives the singer nuts.

* I Yust Go Nuts At Christmas - Yogi Yorgesson w/ The Johnny Duffy Trio () Albums: Dr. Demento Presents The Greatest Christmas Novelty CD Of All Time  / Christmas Comedy Classics 
* I'm a Christmas Tree - Wild Man Fischer () Albums: Dr. Demento Presents The Greatest Christmas Novelty CD Of All Time 

* From 1982, we heard "I'm a Christmas Tree" by Wild Man Fischer, and before that, "I Yust Go Nuts At Christmas" by Yogi Yorgesson w/ The Johnny Duffy Trio

* Out of the 101 Greatest Christmas Novelty songs of all time that we feature, where would you rank this one from yours truly? This would be #102 on my list. Why? Listen to this and you'll hear why.

* I'm Doing Nothing For Christmas - David Tanny aka The Ant Farmer () Albums: Stupid Audio 1.0
* I've Got Some Presents For Santa - Sarah Taylor & Bill Mumy (Barnes & Nibble) () Albums: Holiday Affair 

* Well, there are some people who want to give presents to Santa, such as the person in that song. That was "I've Got Some Presents For Santa" by Sarah Taylor & Bill Mumy (Barnes & Nibble), and before that, a song with a suggestion that would scare the retailers stiff as a board. "I'm Doing Nothing For Christmas" by David Tanny from the CD "Stupid Audio 1.0"

* The great Luke Ski put out this nine minute holiday song in 2000 based on several elements of the geek pop culture.

* It's A Fanboy Christmas - the great Luke Ski, the great Luke Ski () Albums: Uber Geek 
* It's So Chic To Be Pregnant at Christmas - Nancy White () Albums: Holidays in Dementia 

* That was "It's So Chic To Be Pregnant at Christmas" by Nancy White from "Holidays in Dementia" released in 1991, and before that, "It's A Fanboy Christmas" by the great Luke Ski from the CD "Uber Geek."

* Next up are two different acts singing one song in funny ways.

* Jingle Bells (Laughing All The Way) - St. Nick (The Just For Laughs Players) () Albums: Christmas Comedy Classics 
* Jingle Bells - Don Charles Presents The Singing Dogs Directed By Carl Weismann () Albums: Dr. Demento Presents The Greatest Christmas Novelty CD Of All Time  / Bah! Humbug! 

* From 1956, that was "Jingle Bells" by Don Charles Presents The Singing Dogs Directed By Carl Weismann, and before that, "Jingle Bells (Laughing All The Way)" by St. Nick.

* From 1996, we have a holiday song based on characters from Mystery Science Theater 3000.

* Let's Have A Patrick Swayze Christmas - MST 3000 Cast () Albums: Clowns In The Sky: The Musical History of Mystery Science Theater 3000
* Little Saint Nick - The Beach Boys () Albums: Christmas With the Beach Boys  / The Beach Boys Christmas Album  / The Ultimate Christmas Collection  / Billboard Rock 'N' Roll Christmas  / The Coolest Christmas  / Vol. 2-Rock N Roll Christmas 

* That was "Little Saint Nick" by The Beach Boys from "Christmas With the Beach Boys", and before that, "Let's Have A Patrick Swayze Christmas" by the MST 3000 Cast from "Clowns In The Sky: The Musical History of Mystery Science Theater 3000"

* Here's another Hanukkah holiday favorite extra for you to enjoy.

* Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel - The Broflofskis, w/ Eric Cartman & Stan Marsh () Albums: Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics 

* From 1999, that was "Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel" by The Broflofskis, w/ Eric Cartman & Stan Marsh from the CD "Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics", an album based on the characters of South Park.

* Here's another holiday favorite from The Beach Boys...

* The Man With All The Toys - The Beach Boys () Albums: Christmas With the Beach Boys  / The Beach Boys Christmas Album 
* Merry Christmas You Suckers - Paddy Roberts ()

* From 1962, that was "Merry Christmas You Suckers" by Paddy Roberts, and before that, "The Man With All The Toys" by The Beach Boys from "Christmas With the Beach Boys"

* From 1999, we now feature a song that is no relation to Winnie the Pooh.

* Mr. Hankey The Christmas Poo - Cowboy Timmy () Albums: Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics 
* Monsters' Holiday - Bobby "Boris" Pickett & The Crypt-Kickers () Albums: Elvira Presents Revenge of the Monster Hits  / Monster Mash / Comedy for Christmas  / Rockin' Christmas the 60s

* That was "Monsters' Holiday" by Bobby "Boris" Pickett & The Crypt-Kickers from the CD "Elvira Presents Revenge of the Monster Hits", a song where Halloween runs into Christmas, and before that, "Mr. Hankey The Christmas Poo" by Cowboy Timmy from "Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics."

* Here's a couple of demented Santa songs from the mid 90s decade.

* Must Be Santa - The Billy Nayer Show ()
* The Night Santa Went Crazy - "Weird Al" Yankovic, Weird Al Yankovic () Albums: Bad Hair Day 

* From 1996, we heard "The Night Santa Went Crazy" by "Weird Al" Yankovic from the CD "Bad Hair Day", and before that, "Must Be Santa" by The Billy Nayer Show

* In 1955, five versions of this song hit the Billboard pop chart, but here's one we think most of you like the best...

* Nuttin' For Christmas - Stan Freberg () Albums: Dr. Demento Presents The Greatest Christmas Novelty CD Of All Time  / Christmas Comedy Classics 
* O Holy Night - Eric Cartman () Albums: Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics 

* From 1999, that was "O Holy Night" by Eric Cartman from the CD "Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics", and before that, "Nuttin' For Christmas" by Stan Freberg

* Time for to hear another version of Adam Sandler's Hanukkah song, this one, from 1999.

* The Chanukah Song Part II - Adam Sandler () Albums: Stan and Judy's Kid 

* From 1999, that was his sequel to his 1993 Hanukkah song. "The Chanukah Song Part II" by Adam Sandler from his CD "Stan and Judy's Kid"

* In 2001, America launched a war in Afghanistan to hunt for Osama Bin Laden. Bob Rivers released this parody of a well-known song shortly around Christmas time that year.

* Osama Got Run Over By A Reindeer - Bob Rivers Comedy Corp () Albums: White Trash Christmas 
* Pantomime: Everywhere It's Christmas - The Beatles ()
* Pooey, Pooey, Pooey, It's Christmas - Cali Rose () Albums: Cali Rose Gets Goofy

* From 1996, that was "Pooey, Pooey, Pooey, It's Christmas" by Cali Rose off her CD "Cali Rose Gets Goofy", and before that, from 1966, that was "Pantomime: Everywhere It's Christmas" by The Beatles, and before that, "Osama Got Run Over By A Reindeer" by Bob Rivers Comedy Corp from the 2002 CD "White Trash Christmas."

* We go to 1979 when this holiday song was performed on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson, and at the end, you might hear Johnny laughing in the background. Here's Mona Abboud.

* The Pretty Little Dolly - Mona Abboud () Albums: Holidays in Dementia 
* Redneck 12 Days Of Christmas - Jeff Foxworthy, Jeff Foxworthy () Albums: Crank It Up: The Music Album  / Greatest Bits  / The Ultimate Gift Collection 
* Relatives Are Coming To Town - Roger's Yuletide Revue ()

* From 1986, we heard "Relatives Are Coming To Town" by Roger's Yuletide Revue, and before that from 1996, we heard "The Redneck 12 Days Of Christmas" by Jeff Foxworthy, and before that, "The Pretty Little Dolly" by Mona Abboud from the CD "Holidays in Dementia"

* Here's a couple of Rudolph songs, with this 1949 classic kicking off this two-song set.

* Rudolph, The Red-Nosed Reindeer - Gene Autry () Albums: A Gene Autry Christmas  / The Christmas Cowboy  / Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer  / Sing Cowboy Sing: The Gene Autry Collection  / His Christmas Album  / Billboard's Greatest Christmas Hits 1935-1954 
* Run Rudolph Run - Chuck Berry () Albums: Cool Yule

* That was "Run Rudolph Run" by Chuck Berry, and before that, "Rudolph, The Red-Nosed Reindeer" by Gene Autry

* Here's a Jingle Bells parody that you can play anytime you want, not just during the holiday season.

* Rusty Chevrolet - Da Yoopers, Da Yoopers () Albums: Holidays in Dementia  / For Diehards Only Greatest Hits  / Last Frontier
* Santa And The Purple People Eater - Sheb Wooley ()

* That was "Santa And The Purple People Eater" by Sheb Wooley from circa 1958, and before that, from 1986, we heard "Rusty Chevrolet" by Da Yoopers from the CD "For Diehards Only"

* Before we do some more Christmas novelty songs, it's time for yet another Hanukkah funny.

* (I'm Spending) Hanukkah In Santa Monica - Tom Lehrer () Albums: The Remains Of Tom Lehrer  / Now that Sounds Kosher 

* From 1999, we heard "(I'm Spending) Hanukkah In Santa Monica" by Tom Lehrer from the CD Box set "The Remains Of Tom Lehrer"

* Here's a couple of Santa tunes starting off with a break-in duo:

* Santa And The Satellite - Buchanan & Goodman (-parts 1 and 2-) () Albums: Dickie Goodman's Greatest Fables  / Rockin' Christmas the 50s
* Santa and the Sidewalk Surfer - The Turtles () Albums: Rockin' Christmas The 60's

* That was "Santa and the Sidewalk Surfer" by The Turtles, and before that, from 1957, we heard, "Santa And The Satellite" by Buchanan & Goodman from the CD "Dickie Goodman's Greatest Fables".

We go to the year 1961 where we hear Dickie Goodman once again with another Santa break-in record.

* Santa And The Touchables - Dickie Goodman () Albums: Dickie Goodman's Greatest Fables 
* Santa Baby - Eartha Kitt () Albums: Hipster's Holiday  / Billboard's Greatest Christmas Hits 1935-1954  / The Coolest Christmas 

* From 1953, we heard "Santa Baby" by Eartha Kitt, and before that, we heard "Santa And The Touchables" by Dickie Goodman from the CD "Dickie Goodman's Greatest Fables"

* Here's a holiday FM rock radio favorite from 1971.

* Santa Claus & His Old Lady - Cheech and Chong () Albums: Dr. Demento Presents The Greatest Christmas Novelty CD Of All Time  / Where There's Smoke There's Cheech and Chong  / Billboard Rock 'N' Roll Christmas 

* That was "Santa Claus & His Old Lady" by Cheech and Chong off the CD "Where There's Smoke, There's Cheech and Chong"

* Here's a couple of Santa songs coming right at ya!

* Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town - Joseph Spence () Albums: Holidays in Dementia 
* Santa Claus Is On His Way - Mr. Hankey () Albums: Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics 

* From 1999, that was "Santa Claus Is On His Way" by Mr. Hankey from the CD "Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics" and before that, from 1991, we heard "Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town" by Joseph Spence from the CD "Holidays in Dementia"

* What is Santa watching at this moment? Ray Stevens answers the question in this song from 1962.

* Santa Claus Is Watching You - Ray Stevens with the Merry Melody Singers (-1962 version-) () Albums: Holidays in Dementia  / Ray Stevens Christmas: Through A Different Window  / I Have Returned / Ray Stevens: All-Time Hits  / Ray Stevens: Collection  / The Best Of Ray Stevens by Rhino / Comedy for Christmas 
* Santa Got A D.W.I. - Sherwin Linton () Albums: Bummed Out Christmas 

* That was "Santa Got A D.W.I." by Sherwin Linton from the CD "Bummed Out Christmas" and before that, we heard, "Santa Claus Is Watching You" by Ray Stevens with the Merry Melody Singers

* Before we continue with Santa Songs, let's see what happens when you consolidate Christmas with Hanukkah. Here's the host of the Kahnman's Comedy Corner with a break-in comedy bit.

* It's Chanuclaus - Tyrone Kahn (The Kahn Man) ()

* That was "It's Chanuclaus" by Tyrone Kahn also known as The Kahn Man, and you can find him on dfsxradio.com and dementiaradio.org. Check the websites for his radio show. The Kahnman's Comedy Corner.

* Here's another trio of Santa songs

* Santa's Beard - The Beach Boys () Albums: Christmas With the Beach Boys  / The Beach Boys Christmas Album  / The Ultimate Christmas Collection 
* Santa's Gonna Kick Your Ass - The Arrogant Worms, Arrogant Worms () Albums: Christmas Turkey / Gift Wrapped: The Best of the Arrogant Worms 
* Santa's Lament - Father Guido Sarducci () Albums: Holidays in Dementia 

* From 1992, we heard "Santa's Lament" by Father Guido Sarducci" from the CD "Holidays in Dementia", and before that, from 1997, we heard "Santa's Gonna Kick Your Ass" by The Arrogant Worms from "Gift Wrapped: The Best of the Arrogant Worms." and before that, from 1964, we heard "Santa's Beard" by The Beach Boys

* We go back to 1997 for another parody of a rock and roll song.

* Sled Zeppelin - Bob Rivers () Albums: More Twisted Christmas 
* Snoopy's Christmas - The Royal Guardsmen () Albums: Royal Guardsmen Anthology  / Snoopy vs. The Red Baron and Snoopy & His Friends 
* The Snowman - Rodney Carrington, Rodney Carrington () Albums: Hangin' With Rodney 

* From 1998, that was "The Snowman" by Rodney Carrington from the CD "Hangin' With Rodney", and before that, from 1966, we heard, "Snoopy's Christmas" by The Royal Guardsmen, and before that, from 1997, we heard "Sled Zeppelin" by Bob Rivers from the CD "More Twisted Christmas"

* Here's a holiday rocker from Bob Seger.

* Sock It To Me Santa - Bob Seger () Albums: Rock 'N Roll Christmas 
* The Twelve Days Of Christmas - Bob & Doug McKenzie () Albums: The Great White North  / Dr. Demento Presents The Greatest Christmas Novelty CD Of All Time  / Comedy for Christmas  / Christmas Comedy Classics Vol 2  / Vol. 2-Rock N Roll Christmas 

* From 1981, that was "The Twelve Days Of Christmas" by Bob & Doug McKenzie from the CD "The Great White North" Bob and Doug are Rick Moranis and Dave Thomas of SCTV Network 90 fame in the early 1980s, and before that, we heard "Sock It To Me Santa" by Bob Seger from the CD "Rock 'N Roll Christmas"

* Here's a pair of Twelve Days songs. One suited for children, and the second one not quite.

* The Twelve Days Of Christmas - John Denver and The Muppets () Albums: A Christmas Together 
* The Twelve Days Of Christmas - Mushroom Tabernacle Choir ()

* From circa 1973, that was "The Twelve Days Of Christmas" by the Mushroom Tabernacle Choir, and before that, from 1977, we heard "The Twelve Days Of Christmas" by John Denver and The Muppets from the CD "A Christmas Together"

* Here's two more Twelve Days parodies for laughter.

* The Twelve Gifts of Christmas - Allan Sherman () Albums: Bah! Humbug!  / Dr. Demento Presents The Greatest Christmas Novelty CD Of All Time  / My Son the Greatest: The Best of Allan Sherman  / Comedy for Christmas  / Christmas Comedy Classics Vol 2  / My Son, The Box 
* The Twelve Pains Of Christmas - Bob Rivers Comedy Corp (-alternate version-) () Albums: Twisted Christmas  / Holidays in Dementia  / Twisted Christmas-Boxed Set 

* from 1987, we heard "The Twelve Pains Of Christmas" by Bob Rivers Comedy Corp from the CD "Twisted Christmas", and before that, from 1964, we heard "The Twelve Gifts of Christmas" by Allan Sherman

* And now, here's one more Twelve Days parody for you...

* A Totally Ridiculous The Twelve Days Of Christmas, or, A Cat Caught In A Pear Tree - Frank Welker ()

* From 1986, we heard a song out of alphabetical order, but I felt it was best to play it along with the other two, that was "A Totally Ridiculous The Twelve Days Of Christmas, or, A Cat Caught In A Pear Tree" by Frank Welker.

We have a Hanukkah story for you right here.

* How The Grinch Stole Chanukah - Mike Toomey () Albums: TV and Other Stuff

* From 2001, we heard "How The Grinch Stole Chanukah" by Mike Toomey from the CD "TV and Other Stuff"

* Here's another gem from this artist.

* Walking In An Icy Parking Lot - Roger's Yuletide Revue ()
* The War Of The Lights - Therapy Sisters () Albums: Codependent Christmas 
* We Burned The Christmas Tree - Chaston & Groditski (aka Pete & The G-Men), Chaston & Groditski () Albums: Chaston & Groditski 30-Year Reunion Sessions 

* From 1998, we heard "We Burned The Christmas Tree" by Chaston & Groditski from the CD "30-Year Reunion Sessions", and before that, from that same year, "The War Of The Lights" by Therapy Sisters from the CD "Codependent Christmas", and from 1986, we heard "Walking In An Icy Parking Lot" by Roger's Yuletide Revue.

Star Wars gets into the holiday spirit in 1980 with this classic.

* What Can You Give a Wookee For Christmas - Meco () Albums: Christmas In The Stars: Star Wars Christmas Album 
* Wreck The Halls With Boughs Of Holly - The Three Stooges () Albums: Dr. Demento Presents The Greatest Novelty Records Of All Time Volume VI: Christmas
* Wreck The Malls - Bob Rivers Comedy Corp () Albums: Twisted Christmas  / Twisted Christmas-Boxed Set 

* From 1987, we heard "Wreck The Malls" by Bob Rivers Comedy Corp from the CD "Twisted Christmas", and before that, we heard "Wreck The Halls With Boughs Of Holly" by The Three Stooges, and before that, "What Can You Give a Wookee For Christmas" by Meco

* From circa 1950 we have this favorite.

* Yingle Bells - Yogi Yorgesson w/ The Johnny Duffy Trio ()
* You Ain't Gettin' Diddly Squat Featuring The Heylettes - Heywood Banks () Albums: If Pigs Had Wings & Other Favorite Songs

* From 1989, we heard "You Ain't Gettin' Diddly Squat Featuring The Heylettes" by Heywood Banks, and before that, "Yingle Bells" by Yogi Yorgesson w/ The Johnny Duffy Trio.

* We have two last Christmas holiday songs to finish up the Christmas Fun 101 for 2005. Here's another favorite for attorneys everywhere.

* You Can Sue/We Wish You A Merry Christmas - The Claus(e) Company ()
* You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch - Thurl Ravenscroft () Albums: How The Grinch Stole Christmas 

* From 1966, we heard "You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch" by Thurl Ravenscroft from "How The Grinch Stole Christmas", and before that, from 1991, we heard "You Can Sue/We Wish You A Merry Christmas" by The Claus(e) Company

* We have one last Hanukkah song to share with you, and Adam Sandler has the second sequel to his 1993 holiday hit.

* The Chanukah Song Part 3 - Adam Sandler () Albums: Eight Crazy Nights 

* From 2002, we heard "The Chanukah Song Part 3" by Adam Sandler from the CD "Eight Crazy Nights"

* We got some time to fill up the hour, so let's go ahead and play some souveniers, songs that did not make the Top 101 list, but worth a listen.

* Holy S***, It's Christmas - Red Peters () Albums: I Laughed, I Cried, I Fudged My Undies 
* Christmas Cut-Up 2000 - Whimsical Will, Whimsical Will ()
* Baby It's Cold Outside (Mulato Beat Remix) - Louis Armstrong & Velma Middleton () Albums: Christmas Remixed: Holiday Classics Re-Grooved 

* Well, I thought I would leave you with Satchmo to finish the final hour of the Christmas Fun 101 Special. That was "Baby It's Cold Outside (Mulato Beat Remix)" by Louis Armstrong & Velma Middleton from "Christmas Remixed", and before that, we heard "Christmas Cut-Up 2000" by Whimsical Will, and before that, a song we had to put bleeps in as well as the title. "Holy Bleep, It's Christmas" by Red Peters from the CD "I Laughed, I Cried, I Fudged My Undies."