Channel 27: "Weird Al" Yankovic!
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"Weird Al" Show Lyrics NoteThese are also cross-linked from the Weird Al Album Trax section. Lyrics to the songs that were sung on the show are cross-linked to the album lyrics pages. On his real videos, only parts of the songs were heard on the show, usually in the closing credits. The full lyrics are cross-linked to other sections where applicable.See the cast list Right Here!
Harvey the Wonder HamsterFrom: Episode #3603: Bad InfluenceOh, Harvey, Harvey, Harvey the Wonder Hamster. He doesn't bite and he doesn't squeal, He just runs around on his hamster wheel. Harvey, Harvey, Harvey the Wonder Hamster. Hey, Harvey! Water Is WetFrom: Episode #3603: Bad InfluenceWater is wet; oh, water is wet. How much wetter could water get? Not any wetter at all, I bet! Oh, water is wet. Isn't this fun? Noooo! Yes! Water is wet. Wetter than an onion or a Chia Pet. It's the very wettest thing that I've seen yet. Oh, water, water, water, water, water, water, water, water, water, water, water, water... *Sprayed with a fire hose* I Like YouFrom: Episode #3604: Promises, PromisesOh, I like you. Yes I do. And I know you like me, too. You're my friend when I feel blue. Oh, I like you. Oh, I really, really, really, really like you. Yes, I really, really, really, really like you. Oh, I really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really like you. Lousy HaircutFrom: Episode #3604: Promises, Promises[Firestarter Parody] I'm so angry at my idiotic barber. Think I'll stay in here til it grows out a little. Got a lousy haircut, a really stupid haircut! What a silly haircut! I can't believe this haircut! CheeseFrom: Episode #3602: Mining AccidentCheese is good; cheese is nice In a spread or by the slice. Cheese for me; cheese for you, Rats love cheese, and hamsters, too. Cheese, cheese, cheese! Camp SuperfunFrom: Episode #3605: Back to SchoolCamp Superfun is fun, fun, fun. Camp Superfun is fun, fun, fun. Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun. Camp is fun when it's super fun. Oooo-ooooo, fun. Oooo-ooooo, super fun. Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun. Camp is fun, Camp Superfun. Super fun. Al's MailbagFrom: Episode #3607: Because I Said SoLetters. I get letters. So many letters. A whole bunch of letters. I'd even read mail from a cow. It's time for Al's Mailbag now. It's the Al's Mailbag theme song! There's Someone at the Door/Open the DoorFrom: Episode #3607: Because I Said SoThere's someone at the door. There's someone at the door. There's someone at the door; please, don't make me sing anymore. Can't you see that there's someone at the door? Gotta open the door. Gotta open the door. Gotta open the door. Gotta open the door. Gotta open the door. I can't! I can't! I just can't open that door! (You gotta!) I can't! I can't! I just can't open that door! (You gotta!) I can't! No, no! I can't do it! Should I open it? (Yeah!) Should I open the door? (Yeah!) Is someone outside? (Yeah!) Well, maybe I should answer it then. But first I just have to ask, Who's at the door? Who wants to come inside? I said, who's at the door? Now don't stand out there and hide. Is it Sam or Joe or Fran or Bill or Bob or Clyde? Who's at the door? Tahj MowryFrom: Episode #3607: Because I Said SoTahj Mowry, you wacky swinging cat! Tahj Mowry, Tahj Mowry, would you like fries with that? Mr. Tahj Mowry, now welcome to the Weird Al Show. What's with the Singing?From: Episode #3607: Because I Said SoWhat's with the singing? He really wants to know. What's with the singing? It irritates him so. What's with the singing? Why Don't We Show a Clip Now?From: Episode #3607: Because I Said SoWhy don't we show a clip now? Why don't we show a clip now, man? Why don't we show a clip now? Let's show a clip right now. Why Did You Come on This Stupid Show?From: Episode #3607: Because I Said SoWhy did you come (Why did you come) on this stupid show? (This stupid show) Everyone watching (Everyone watching) would sure like to know. (Sure like to know) I Made You into a FreakFrom: Episode #3607: Because I Said SoI made you into a freak. You're the freakiest thing I've seen all week. I may be an accordion playing geek, But my friend, you're a full-fledged freak! And I'm not kidding, I made you into a big, fat freak! I QuitFrom: Episode #3607: Because I Said SoI quit; I quit; I quit! The Kitty SongFrom: Episode #3613: The Obligatory Holiday EpisodeI'm a little kitty. Meow! Meow! I'm a little kitty. Meow! Meow! When I'm dirty, I lick my fur. When I'm happy, I purr purr purr. Oh, I'm a little kitty. Meow! Meow! I'm a little kitty. Meow! Meow! Kitties all day and kitties all night. Kitties to the left and kitties to the right. I'm a little kitty. Meow! Meow! [two men in white coats take the host away to the funny farm!] |
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