Everytime Juice sings My Barona, I keep thinking over and over again My Sharona, then My Bologna. Juice goes My Barona, My-My Barona...and this got me to thinking what Weird Al would have written if he was the spokesman for the My Barona commercials.

This is Weird Al's "My Bologna" modified a bit into "My Barona"

Oooh, my little gamblin' one,
Gamblin' one.
Come along, we'll all play at My Barona.
Oooh, I think we'll have some fun.
Have some fun.
As we gamble all day at My Barona.

Never gonna stop,
Gamble all.
Such a party place,
I always lose it all,
And go broke,
But I'll soon be back
For my my my yi yi wooo!
M-M-M-My Barona.

Spendin' down the money now,
A-show me how.
As we all place our bets at My Barona
Hopin' that we don't run out,
Don't run out.
If we do, I'm sure that I'll won't play Barona.

Never gonna stop,
Gamble all.
Such a party place,
I always lose it all,
And go broke,
But I'll soon be back
For my my my yi yi wooo!
M-M-M-My Barona.

[burp]

Goin' to the loan shark now,
Loan shark now.
So I can keep playing at My Barona.
Playin' all the game machines,
Game machines.
Losing all my money at My Barona.

Never gonna stop,
Gamble all.
Such a party place,
I always lose it all,
And go broke,
But I'll soon be back
For my my my yi yi wooo!

My my my yi yi wooo!
M-M-M-My Barona.
M-M-M-My Barona.
M-M-M-My Barona.
M-M-M-My Barona.