1.  Thou shalt have no other topic before Al's music.
2.  Remember the 27th day, and keep it holy.
3.  Honor thy filters and killfiles.
4.  Hideth not behind a Deja pseudo, it is an act of cowards and is despicable.
5.  Flameth not where thou doth not post.
6.  Replyeth not to trolls, they are a vexation to the Internet.
7.  Thou shalt not crosspost OT.
8.  Thou shalt strive to contain thy drooling to the Al-gals mail list.
9.  Thou shalt not steal the name of Bermuda when posting.
10.  Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's tickets, seats, geographic
     location, concert attendance, Pentiums tank tops, Nirvana cups, boxers,
     scarves, laps, or fiances.

Cheers, Diva
Who descendeth from Wilkes-Barre toward Bethlehem this day