by Sno Pake


I think we need to write a parody of The Weird Al Show Theme 
that tells of the downfall of the show (& at the same time 
demonstrate how cruel CBS was):

Oh, this is a story about a guy named Al
Who worked at CBS with his hamster pal
But the big shot losers really didn't approve
So they cancelled his show and he had to move
To a luxury apartment in the middle of the sea...

(added by Dan B)
.......and the children's TV show fell into deep obscurity, and he felt real
sad that he had to leave, but he saved some props used in the scenery, and he
still friends with Harv so you need not worry.
But that's only half of the story.

Well, the very next year he made a brand new album with a new 27 on the lyric
book,
and it's colored bright pink and has Al  
running in the first album cover to feature his new look.
And he's not wearing glasses and his hairs pulled back. Has Al ever heard of a
comb?
And those were real scissors that Al was holding so,
Don't try this at home.

"Running with Scissors" is his best to date. Every single track is absolutely
great. 
It's chock full of parodies and original songs, and there's even a tune that's
11 minutes long, with all those things no, nothing could be wrong.
Still they needed filler on the album so whaddaya know?
Now we all can listen to "The Weird Al Show!!!"
[go nuts and ad lib]
Yeahyeah! Yeahyeah! Yeahyeah!!


WELL, I TRIED. IT'S KINDA CRAPPY BUT IT'S ALL I COULD COME UP WITH IN 10
MINUTES.....Heheehe...