"laetrile is the pits."
Random Thought...
"My other vehicle is a Galaxy Class Starship"
Another Random Thought...
"PMS- Presentation Manager Syndrome"
And Another Random Thought...
"In the rear, the small diminutive figure of Shoaif Mohammed who can't be much taller or shorter than he is"
Still Another Random Thought...
"Are contraceptives unavailable for sale during a French postal strike??"
Yet Another Random Thought...
"He's just a politician trying to save both his faces.."
Murphy's Law of the Day...
"Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune moment."
Computer Tagline...
"Blessed is he end user who expects nothing, for he/she will not be disappointed"
Today's Steven Wright Joke...
"I have a map of the united states ....it's original size ...it says one mile equals one mile.""
Today's 'You Might Be A Redneck If' (tm) Joke...
"You have ever had to get up quickly in the morning in order to let the goat out before she dropped raisins on the kitchen floor."
Today's Sniglet(tm)...
"CHEEDLE (che dul) n. The residue left on one's fingertips after consuming a bag of Cheetos."
Today's Book Hype...
"Car Capital Of The World: Mitch Egan"
Today's Actual Headline...
"QUARTER OF A MILLION CHINESE LIVE ON WATER"
Today's Signs You Are a Computer Addict...
"If you even bothered to load this page "
Today's Computer Glossary...
"BBS: (n.) 1. a system for connecting computers and exchanging gossip, facts, and uninformed speculation under false names. (v.) 2) the process of using a modem. 3. t-telling t-tall s-stories."
Today's Daffynition...
"Hex dump: Where witches put used curses."
Today's Einstein Quote...
"In order to form an immaculate member of a flock of sheep one must, above all, be a sheep"
Today's Hannibal Lecter Joke...
"What does Hannibal call George Michael? Beef Jerky"
Today's They Do It...
"Taxi cab drivers do it all over town"
Today's Old Never Die...
"OLD PROPANE TANKS never die, they just run out of gas"
Today's Mark Twain Quote...
"I could have become a soldier if I had waited; I knew more about retreating than the man who invented retreating"
Today's Oxymoron...
"Clearly misunderstood"
Today's Confused Us Quote...
"it's easier to do good then be good."
Today's Star Trek(tm) Tag...
"*+ *+ <- Tribbles Snorkelling"
Today's Star Trek (tm) Quote...
Freedom of movement and choice produced the human spirit.
-- Dr. Brown, "What are Little Girls Made Of?" stardate 2712.4.
Today's Star Trek TNG (tm) Quote...
I have all the information I need for my report, your prisoner has been
returned to you, and you have a decision to make. Whether to try and
force them back or welcome them home. In your own words, this is not
our affair. We cannot interfere in the natural course of your society's
development. And I'd say its going to develop significantly in the next
few minutes.
-- Star Trek. Picard to Nayrok, "The Hunted"