"rubber bands have snappy endings."
Random Thought...
"Four minus two is one and the same"
Another Random Thought...
"People say I'm indecisive. Am I? I don't know"
And Another Random Thought...
"Data's arm Tattoo ¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦"
Still Another Random Thought...
"She was a lovely girl. Our courtship was fast and furious - I was fast and she was furious"
Yet Another Random Thought...
"OK, I'm weird! But I'm saving up to be eccentric"
Murphy's Law of the Day...
"The one item you want is never the one on sale."
Computer Tagline...
"An XT is a small step up from an abacus"
Today's Steven Wright Joke...
"I put a new engine in my car, but didn't take the old one out. Now my car goes 500 miles an hour. The harmonica sounds *amazing*."
Today's 'You Might Be A Redneck If' (tm) Joke...
"Your picture is on the wall of fame in more than 3 bait stores."
Today's Sniglet(tm)...
"Dublectate (duh BLEK tayt) - v. To misplace one's eyeglasses and eventually discover them atop one's head."
Today's Book Hype...
"Songs from 'South Pacific': Sam and Janet Evening"
Today's Actual Headline...
"US GOVT HEADS FOR SHUTDOWN, BLAME FLIES "
Today's Signs You Are a Computer Addict...
"You spend Friday nights with your computer."
Today's Computer Glossary...
"Kilo - What you could have spent your money on if you hadn't bought the computer"
Today's Daffynition...
"Television: Chewing gum for the eyes - John Mason Brown "
Today's Einstein Quote...
"A table, a chair, a bowl of fruit and a violin; what else does a man need to be happy"
Today's Hannibal Lecter Joke...
"Why did Hannibal Lecter put his father in the freezer? He wanted to eat cold pop!"
Today's They Do It...
"ASTRONOMERS do it with big bang"
Today's Old Never Die...
"OLD PLUMBERS never die, they just go down the drain"
Today's Mark Twain Quote...
"All you need is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure"
Today's Oxymoron...
"Business ethics"
Today's Confused Us Quote...
"the greatest man in history was the poorest."
Today's Star Trek(tm) Tag...
"To HELL with the Prime Directive....FIRE!!! - Kirk"
Today's Star Trek (tm) Quote...
It would be illogical to kill without reason.
-- Spock, "Journey to Babel," stardate 3842.4.
Today's Star Trek TNG (tm) Quote...
One does not patronize a Klingon warrior.
-- Star Trek. Riker, "Sins of the Father"