"you are what you eat, so euelle gibbons was a nut."
Random Thought...
"Do not lengthen the quarrel while there is an opportunity of escaping"
Another Random Thought...
"The new Congressmen say they're going to turn the government around. I hope I don't get run over again"
And Another Random Thought...
"Michael Jackson vs. Senetor Packwood in a grab-off"
Still Another Random Thought...
"Aggie Medical Terminology: DILATE - To live long"
Yet Another Random Thought...
"Excuse For Not Filling Out The Census: I thought it was an order form for sea monkeys"
Murphy's Law of the Day...
"If we have nothing to lose, relax. - Hill's Commentaries on Murphy's Law"
Computer Tagline...
"My computer puts out"
Today's Steven Wright Joke...
"I didn't get a toy train like the other kids. I got a toy subway instead. You couldn't see anything, but every now and then you'd hear this rumbling noise go by."
Today's 'You Might Be A Redneck If' (tm) Joke...
"You go to the family reunion to pick up women."
Today's Sniglet(tm)...
"Purpitation (per pi TAY shun) - v. To take something off the grocery shelf, decide you don't want it, and then put it in another section."
Today's Book Hype...
"Banquet at McDonalds: Tommy Ayk"
Today's Actual Headline...
"CHOU REMAINS CREMATED "
Today's Signs You Are a Computer Addict...
"Become the guy that everyone at work comes to with their computer problems."
Today's Computer Glossary...
"Record locking: what you do to your Beetle White Album "
Today's Daffynition...
"Slugfest: An escargot cook-off."
Today's Einstein Quote...
"It is best, it seems to me, to separate one's inner striving from one's trade as far as possible. It is not good when one's daily break is tied to God's special blessing."
Today's Hannibal Lecter Joke...
"Why did Hannibal eat Michael Jackson? Because the kitchen was out of Diana Ross?"
Today's They Do It...
"COMPUTER OPERATORS do it upon mount requests"
Today's Old Never Die...
"OLD KIDS never die, they just adulterate"
Today's Mark Twain Quote...
"No civilization can be perfect until exact equality between man and woman is included. -- Notebook, 1895"
Today's Oxymoron...
"Business ethics"
Today's Confused Us Quote...
"wanna do something big? pick up a boulder."
Today's Star Trek(tm) Tag...
"* (- Tribble (*) (-- Tribble with shields up"
Today's Star Trek (tm) Quote...
Death. Destruction. Disease. Horror. That's what war is all
about. That's what makes it a thing to be avoided.
-- Kirk, "A Taste of Armageddon," stardate 3193.0.
Today's Star Trek TNG (tm) Quote...
Purpose for exterior drapings, father?
It is an accepted custom that we wear clothing.
-- Star Trek. Lal and Data, "The Offspring"