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Happydance of the Xenophobe
Christine Lavin / Audio CD (September 18, 2007)
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Track Listings:
1. The Most Polite City In The World
2. Happydance
3. Chocolate Covered Espresso Beans
4. More Than 1,000,000 Americans
5. Here Comes Hurricane Season
6. Tom Cruise Scares Me
7. Smokers
8. Russian Michael
9. As We Stumble Along
10. Whipped Cream
11. Why?
12. Reminiscing With The Gentle Lonely Elusive Boxer Of Love
13. It wouldn't be a surprise bonus track if I told you what it is!
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Happydance, n. [hap-ee dahns] An impulsive, spontaneous jig of joy.
Xenophobe, n. [zen-uh-fohb, or zee-nuh-fohb] A person unduly fearful or contemptuous of that which is foreign, exotic, or out of the ordinary.
''Happydance Of The Xenophobe'' is my new topical, political, 13-song collection that will thrill the National Weather Service (''Here Comes Hurricane Season''), delight Julia Child devotees (''Whipped Cream''), enrapture caffeine addicts (''Chocolate Covered Espresso Beans''), but also irk Priscilla Presley, the NRA, cigarette smokers, Faux News, and best of all, Dick Cheney. The album ends with an unexpected medley of five of my favorite folk tunes from the '60s and '70s set to a dance beat (more on that later). Plus there's a hidden surprise bonus track.
Folkzinger
Christine Lavin / Audio CD (September 20, 2005)
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Track Listings:
1. Armageddon
2. Happiness Runs
3. The Bends
4. Winter in Manhattan
5. Moken Spoken Here
6. Chicken Soup
7. Bad Girl Dreams
8. All My Lovin'
9. One of the Boys
10. The Peter Principle At Work
11. (I'm a) Card-Carrying Bleeding Heart Liberal
12. Surprise
13. Winter in Manhattan (sung by The Accidentals)
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Sometimes Mother Really Does Know Best
Christine Lavin / Audio CD (May 11, 2004)
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Track Listings:
1. Strangers Talk to Me in Colorado Springs on a Thursday Night
2. Rocky Mountain... Hi!
3. Wind Chimes
4. You Should Have Seen the Frightened Looks on Your Faces
5. What Kind of Ridiculous Glamour Trajectory Am I On?
6. What Was I Thinking?
7. Martha Stewart... Victoria's Secret... Bob Dylan... Pachelbel?
8. Tacobel Canon
9. Steve... You Are So Busted
10. Question of Tempo (When I'm Under Pressure)
11. Planet X
12. Planet? Planot? Goofy?
13. Who Are the Brainiacs in the House Tonight?
14. Bernice, Carol, And Tonight's Crowd Compete for the Science Prize
15. You Look Pretty Good for Your Age
16. Art Jensen, Mr. Colorado Springs, Your Life Will Never Be the Same
17. Flashback to 1956: How Do You Spell ''Cassiopeia''
18. Boston Red Sox Fans: The Most Loyal, Most Tenacious, Yet Most Troubled
19. Ballad of a Ballgame
20. Legal Ramifications of a Crackerjack Vendor Who Works in Yankee Stadium
21. Sometimes Mother Really Does Know Best
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Cold Pizza For Breakfast
Christine Lavin / Audio CD (November 17, 2009)
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Track Listings:
1. Cold Pizza For Breakfast Redux (3:04)
2. A Firefly's Life (3:19)
3. The Kind Of Love You Never Recover From (4:35)
4. Sometimes (featuring Anil Melwani)(3:22)
5. Here Comes Caesar The Dog Whisperer (1:09)
6. Too Old For The National Spelling Bee (4:34)
7. That Elusive Blue (featuring Robin Batteau)(3:27)
8. Human (featuring Robin Batteau)(4:06)
9. Attractive Stupid People (3:20)
10. Not Me Not Me Not Me (3:17)
11. Odds Are (1:10)
12. Mencken's Pen (6:54)
13. Bring Back The Bow (2:43)
14. Christine reads an excerpt of Chapter Two from her book COLD PIZZA FOR BREAKFAST: A MEM-wha??'' (17:26)
15. Good Thing SHE Can't Read My Mind: A Dude's Eye View (4:38)
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Future Fossils
Christine Lavin / Audio CD (Released 1984)
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Track Listings:
1. Don't Ever Call Your Sweetheart By His Name
2. Damaged Goods
3. Cold Pizza For Breakfast
4. Rockaway
5. Nobody's Fat In Aspen
6. Rituals
7. Bag Ladies' Ball, The
8. Regretting What I Said...
9. Sweet Irene The Disco Queen
10. Ramblin' Waltz
11. Artificial Means
12. Space Between Rings
13. Dakota, The
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Runaway Christmas Tree
Christine Lavin and The Mistletones / Audio CD (October 21, 2003)
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Track Listings:
1. A Christmas/Kwanzaa/Solstice/Chanukah/Ramadan/Boxing Day Song
2. Snow! Medley: Snow Snow Snow Snow / Onward Thru the Snow
3. The Runaway Christmas Tree
4. Dona Nobis Pacem
5. Lamb and Lion
6. The All Purpose Carol
7. Elves
8. Scalloped Potatoes
9. Polkadot Pancakes
10. Tacobel Canon
11. A New Year's Round
12. Th 12 Dys f Chrstms
13. Allelujah/Amen
14. Good Night to You All
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I Was in Love With a Difficult Man
Christine Lavin / Audio CD (August 20, 2002)
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Track Listings:
1. I Was in Love with a Difficult Man
2. Jack and Wanda
3. Strangers Talk to Me
4. Sunday Breakfast with Christine (and Ervin)
5. Making Friends with My Grey Hair
6. Wind Chimes
7. Trade Up
8. All You Want Is What You Want
9. Three-Storied Life
10. Firehouse
11. For Carolyn / Something Beautiful
12. Looked Good on Paper
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Subway Series
Christine Lavin / Audio CD (LIVE) (April 24, 2001)
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Track Listings:
1. John Platt Introduces Christine
2. Waiting For The 'B' Train
3. Doris and Edwin: The Movie
4. Wait! Here Are Better Endings To That Frightening Movie
5. Good Thing He Can't Read My Mind
6. Good Thing You Couldn't Read My Mind When I Was Singing That
7. Dallas, TX '63, NYC '99, Today
8. The Sixth Floor, Moon-Rising Tide/We Are The Lucky Ones
9. Where Is The Mango Princess?
10. If We Had No Moon
11. Have I Got A Deli Man For You!
12. Another New York Afternoon
13. Shopping Cart Of Love: The Play (With New Improved Healthier Ending)
14. The Moment Slipped Away
15. Ok, Gang, One More Song (Snag) Then It's Upstairs For Milk and Cookies And Sparkle Manicures
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The Bellvue Years
Christine Lavin / Audio CD (June 13, 2000)
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Track Listings:
1. If You Want Space, Go to Utah
2. Vacation of Their Lives
3. Giant TV Screen
4. Danger
5. Tidal Wave
6. Another Woman's Man
7. Interview With David Weinstein - David Weinstein
8. Cold Pizza for Breakfast
9. Music/Sport Notes
10. Lady Knights, the Atlantic Ten, and The Atavistics
11. Isn't This Just Like Empth-Vee?
12. Let's Get Out of Here, Jody
13. Camping [Live]
14. Artifical Means
15. Moment Slipped Away
16. I Want to Be the First Folk Singer on the Space Shuttle [Live]
17. If I Could Be Sonja Henie
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Absolutely Live
Christine Lavin / Audio CD (April 11, 2000)
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Track Listings:
1. Three Months To Live
2. Amoeba Hop, The
3. Summer Weddings
4. Add Me To The List
5. Bitter End, The
6. Mistresses' Lament (I'm Mad)
7. Downtown
8. Gettin' Used To Leavin'
9. Doris And Edwin: The Movie
10. Air Conditioner Song, The
11. If I Should Call You
12. I've Been Living On Milk and Cookies Since You've Been Gone
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Getting in Touch With My Inner Bitch
Christine Lavin / Audio CD (November 1, 1999)
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Track Listings:
1. Choice words from Dave Palmater
2. Single Voice
3. I venture into the crowd with a spelunking lamp on my head
4. You Look Pretty Good For Your Age
5. Don't make me be naughty
6. What Was I Thinking In 1999?
7. What Monica L. and Cameron D. have in common
8. It's dangerous to confide in a songwriter
9. Another New York Afternoon
10. A late-night IM turns into...
11. Plateau
12. Gene Shay adds his voice to the low fat/no fat debate
13. Happy Birthday Maureen
14. Harrison Ford
15. The Polka Dancing Bus Driver And The 40-Year-Old Mystery
16. The Piper
17. Getting In Touch With My Inner Bitch
18. Megon McDonough, one of our great singers, inspires an idea
19. Adjust Your Dreams/Shining My Flashlight
20. Piranha Women Of The Avocado Jungle Of Death
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One Wild Night in Concert
Christine Lavin / Audio CD (September 1, 1998)
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Track Listings:
1. And Now A Few Words from Our Sponsor, Darcy Greder
2. Oh No
3. They Look Alike, They Walk Alike
4. National Apology Day
5. Flip Side Of Fame
6. Creating Just The Right Mood For The Next Song
7. Kind Of Love You Never Recover From, The
8. Amanda McBroom At The Rainbow and Stars Room
9. Errol Flynn
10. Secret Fear Of Songwriters, The
11. Please Don't Make Me Too Happy
12. Audience Votes, The
13. Voice On The Relaxation Tape, The
14. Visiting Dallas
15. Sixth Floor, The
16. Day After On A Plane To California, The
17. Great Big Bug
18. Insominiac At Night With A Clicker In Her Hand, An
19. Wild Blue, The
20. Dream / Summer Song / Gotta Twirl
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Shining My Flashlight on the Moon
Christine Lavin / Audio CD (February 18, 1997)
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Track Listings:
1. Shining My Flashlight On The Moon
2. Two Americans In Paris
3. Introduction To The One-Song Musical''Honey, We Have To Talk''
4. I Want To Be Lonely Again
5. Music To Operate By
6. Happy Divorce Day
7. Polka-Dancing Bus Driver And The 40-Year-Old Mystery, The
8. Robert And Annie In Larchmont, New York
9. If I Ruled The World
10. As Bad As It Gets
11. Snackin'
12. Scent Of Your Cologne, The
13. Planet X
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Please Don't Make Me Too Happy
Christine Lavin / Audio CD (1995)
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Track Listings:
1. Oh No
2. Constant State Of Want
3. Psychic
4. Secrets At This Wedding, The
5. Sixth Floor, The
6. Jane
7. Jagged Hearts
8. Scatter New Seeds
9. Waiting For The B Train
10. Something Is Wrong With This Picture
11. *69
12. Please Don't Make Me Too Happy
13. Oh No
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Live At The Cactus Cafe - What Was I Thinking?
Christine Lavin / Audio CD (November 5, 1993)
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Track Listings:
1. Prince Charles
2. We Are The True Americans
3. Dear Dan
4. Bald Headed Men
5. What Was I Thinking?
6. I Blab About Celebrities I Have Spied On At My Local Health CLub
7. Doris and Edwin: The Movie
8. Alternate Endings To The Above Song, If The One Here Is Too Scary For Sensitive You
9. Intermission
10. Dakota, The
11. Regretting What I Said...
12. How The Lord Helped Me Rewrite A Troublesome Line In ''Regretting What I Said''
13. Shopping Cart Of Love: The Play
14. Katy Says Today Is The Best Day Of My Whole Entire Life
15. What Was I Thinking? - (dance mix, bonus track)
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Compass
Christine Lavin / Audio CD (1991)
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Track Listings:
1. Blind Dating Fun
2. Compass
3. Rushcutter's Bay
4. Replaced
5. You Think You've Got Problems
6. Until Now
7. High Heel Shoes
8. Prisoners of Their Hairdos
9. I Bring out the Worst in You
10. Ten O'Clock in Toronto
11. Katy Says Today Is the Best Day of My Whole Entire Life
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Beau Woes and Other Problems Of Modern Life
Christine Lavin / Audio CD (October 25, 1990)
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Track Listings:
1. Amoeba Hop
2. Summer Weddings
3. Prince Charles
4. Gettin' Used To Leavin'
5. Camping
6. Ballad Of A Ballgame
7. Doris And Edwin: The Movie
8. Roses From The Wrong Man
9. Air Conditioner
10. All I Have To Do Is Dream / A Summer Song
11. Biological Time Bomb
12. Moment Slipped Away, The
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Attainable Love
Christine Lavin / Audio CD (March 14, 1990)
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Track Listings:
1. Attainable Love
2. Castlemaine
3. Yonder Blue
4. Sensitive New Age Guys
5. Victim/Volunteer
6. The Kind Of Love You Never Recover From
7. Fly On A Plane
8. Venus Kissed The Moon
9. Moving Target
10. Shopping Cart Of Love: The Play
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Good Thing He Can't Read My Mind
Christine Lavin / Audio CD (1988)
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Track Listings:
1. Good Thing He Can't Read My Mind
2. Bumblebees
3. Santa Monica Pier, The
4. Waltzing With Him
5. Mysterious Women
6. Realities
7. Downtown
8. Never Go Back
9. 85
10. Somebody's Baby
11. Ain't Love Grand
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Another Woman's Man
Christine Lavin / LP Record
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Track Listings:
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