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George Carlin on Comedy
George Carlin / Audio CD (March 12, 2002)
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Track Listings:
1. First Time Funny
2. Early Infuences
3. Burns & Carlin
4. Standing Alone
5. The Vegas Incident
6. Lenny Bruce
7. The Writer
8. The Big Change
9. Writing Techniques
10. Politics
11. The Laughter Reflex
12. Trying Stuff Out
 13. Structuring The Act
14. Physical Carlin
15. Respect
16. Words
17. Regional Differences
18. Point Of View
19. Timing And Delivery
20. Comedy And Pain
21. Prerequisites
22. The Business Of Comedy
23. Comedy's Evolution
24. Advice

More Napalm and Silly Putty
George Carlin / Audio CD (2002)
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Note: This is an audiobook

Life Is Worth Losing
George Carlin / Audio CD (January 10, 2006)
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Track Listings:
1. A Modern Man
2. Pussy Fart, Dingleberry, Cornhole
3. The Suicide Guy
4. Extreme Human Behavior
5. The All-Suicide TV Channel
6. Dumb Americans
 7. Pyramid Of The Hopeless
8. Autoerotic Asphyxia
9. The Save-A-Pussy Foundation
10. Yeast Infection
11. Coast-To-Coast Emergency

Playin' With Your Head
George Carlin / Audio CD (July 30, 1986)
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Track Listings:
1. Hello, Goodbye
2. Love and Regards
3. Groups and Charities
4. Sports
5. Five Twos
6. Losing Things
 7. You're Lost
8. Missing
9. Earrings
10. Battered Plants
11. Things to Watch Out For

Complaints and Grievances
George Carlin / Audio CD (December 11, 2001)
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Track Listings:
1. The Opening
2. Traffic Accidents-Keep Movin'!
3. You & Me (Things That Come Off Of Your Body)
4. People Who Oughta Be Killed: Self-Help Books
5. Motivation Seminars
6. Parents Of Honor Students
7. Baby Slings
8. "My Daddy"
9. Telephone Mimes
10. Hands-Free Telephone Headsets
11. Answering Machines 		12. Family Newsletters
13. Music On Answering Machines
14. People Who Wear Visors
15. Singers With One Name
16. Rich Guys In Hot Air Balloons
17. People Who Misuse Credit Cards
18. Guys Named Todd
19. Gun Enthusiasts
20. White Guys Who Shave Their Heads
21. Nasa-Holes
22. Why We Don't Need 10 Commandments

Toledo Window Box
George Carlin / Audio CD (1974)
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Track Listings:
1. Goofy S---
2. Toledo Window Box
3. Nursery Rhymes
4. Some Werds
5. Water Sez
6. Metric System
 7. God
8. Gay Lib
9. Snot, The Original Rubber Cement
10. Urinals Are 50 Percent Universal
11. Few More Farts, A

Occupation: Foole!
George Carlin / Audio CD (1973)
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Track Listings:
1. Welcome To My Job
2. Occupation: Foole!
3. White Harlem
4. The Hallway Groups
5. Black Concciousness 		6. New York Voices
7. Grass Swept The Neighborhood
8. Childhood Cliches
9. Cute Little Farts

FM & AM
George Carlin / Audio CD (1972)
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Track Listings:
1. Shoot
2. The Hair Piece
3. Sex In Commercials
4. Drugs
5. Birth Control 		6. Son Of Wino
7. Divorce Game
8. Ed Sullivan Self Taught
9. Let's Make A Deal
10. The 11 O'Clock News

An Evening With Wally Londo
George Carlin / Audio CD (1975)
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Track Listings:
1. New News
2. Teenage Masturbation
3. Mental Hot Foots
4. High On The Plane
5. Bodily Functions
6. Wurds
7. For Names' Sake
 8. Baseball-Football
9. Good Sports
10. Flesh Colored Band-Aids
11. Religious Lift
12. Radio Dial
13. Y'Ever
14. Unrelated Things

On The Road
George Carlin / Audio CD (1977)
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Track Listings:
1. On The Road
2. Death And Dying
3. Kids Are Too Small
4. Rules, Rules, Rules!
 5. Parents' Cliches And Childrens' Secret Answers
6. Words We Leave Behind
7. How's Your Dog?
8. Supermarkets

Class Clown
George Carlin / Audio CD (1972)
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Track Listings:
1. Class Clown: Bi-Labial Fricative / Attracting Attention / Squeamish
2. Wasted Time / Sharing A Swallow
3. Values (How Much Is That Dog Crap In The Window)
4. I Used To Be An Irish Catholic
5. The Confessional
6. Special Dispensation 		7. Heaven, Hell, Purgatory And Limbo
8. Heavy Mysteries
9. Muhammad Ali
10. America The Beautiful
11. Seven Words You Can Never Say On Television

The Little David Years 1971-1977
George Carlin / Audio CD Box Set (Oct 19, 1999)
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Track Listings:
Disc: 1
1. Shoot
2. The Hair Piece
3. Sex In Commercials
4. Drugs
5. Birth Control
 6. Son Of Wino
7. Divorce Game
8. Ed Sullivan Self Taught
9. Let's Make A Deal
10. The 11 O'Clock News

Disc: 2
1. Class Clown
2. Bi-Labial Fricative
3. Attracting Attention
4. Squeamish/Wasted Time
5. Sharing A Swallow/Values (How Much Is That Dog Crap In The Window)
6. I Used To Be An Irish Catholic
7. The Confessional
 8. Special Dispensation
9. Heaven, Hell, Purgatory And Limbo
10. Heavy Mysteries
11. Muhammad Ali
12. America The Beautiful
13. Seven Words You Can Never Say On Television

Disc: 3
1. Welcome To My Job
2. Occupation: Foole!
3. White Harlem
4. The Hallway Groups
5. Black Consciousness
6. New York Voices
 7. Grass Swept The Neighborhood
8. Childhood Cliches
9. Cute Little Farts
10. Raisin Rhetoric
11. Filthy Words

Disc: 4
1. Goofy S---
2. Toledo Window Box
3. Nursery Rhymes
4. Some Werds
5. Water Sez
6. Metric System
 7. God
8. Gay Lib
9. Snot, The Original Rubber Cement
10. Urinals Are 50 Percent Universal
11. Few More Farts, A

Disc: 5
1. New News
2. Teenage Masturbation
3. Mental Hot Foots
4. High On The Plane
5. Bodily Functions
6. Wurds
7. For Names' Sake
 8. Baseball-Football
9. Good Sports
10. Flesh Colored Band-Aids
11. Religious Lift
12. Radio Dial
13. Y'Ever
14. Unrelated Things

Disc: 6
1. On The Road
2. Death And Dying
3. Kids Are Too Small
4. Rules, Rules, Rules!
 5. Parents' Cliches And Childrens' Secret Answers
6. Words We Leave Behind
7. How's Your Dog?
8. Supermarkets

Back In Town
George Carlin / Audio CD (1996)
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Track Listings:
1. Abortion
2. Sanctity Of Life
3. Capital Punishment
4. State Prison Farms
5. Farting In Public
6. Familiar Expressions
7. Quote Marks In The Air
8. Badda-Boom, Badda-Bing
9. Bad Hair Day
10. I Heard That
11. My Needs Aren't Being Met
12. Mickey Mouse's Birthday
13. The Two Pandas In The Zoo
14. Sperm/Egg Donors, Etc.
15. Innocent Victims
16. Personal Bottles Of Water
 17. Women With Hyphenated Names
18. Telephone Calling Plans
19. Motivation Tapes/Books
20. One-Hour Photo Finishing
21. Too Many Vehicles
22. Backwards Baseball Hats
23. Earrings On Men
24. Colored Ribbons
25. Christian Athletes
26. Colognes & After Shaves
27. Cowboy Hats & Cowboy Boots
28. Assholes With Camcorders
29. Whining Baby Boomers
30. In Defense Of Politicians
31. Why I Don't Vote

Classic Gold
George Carlin / Audio CD (1992)
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Track Listings:
Disc: 1
1. Shoot
2. The Hair Piece
3. Sex In Commercials
4. Drugs
5. Birth Control
6. Son Of Wino
7. Divorce Game
8. Ed Sullivan Self Taught
 9. Let's Make A Deal
10. The 11 O'Clock News
11. Bi-Labial Fricative
12. Attracting Attention
13. Squeamish
14. Wasting Time - Sharing A Swallow
15. Values (How Much Is That Dog Crap In The Window?)

Disc: 2
1. I Used To Be Irish Catholic
2. The Confessional
3. Special Dispensation - Heaven, Hell, Purgatory And Limbo
4. Heavy Mysteries
5. Muhammad Ali - America The Beautiful
6. Seven Words You Can Never Say On Television
7. Welcome To My Job
8. Occupation: Foole
9. White Harlem
 10. The Hallway Groups
11. Black Consciousness
12. New York Voices
13. Grass Swept The Neighborhood
14. Childhood Cliches
15. Cute Little Farts
16. Raisin Rhetoric
17. Filthy Words

Jammin in New York
George Carlin / Audio CD (Nov 10, 1992)
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Track Listings:
1. Rockets and Penises in the Persian Gulf
2. Little Things We Share
3. Airline Announcements
 4. Golf Courses for the Homeless
5. The Planet is Fine

Killer Carlin
George Carlin / Audio CD (April 10, 1995)
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Track Listings:
1. Mothers Club
2. Killer Carlin
3. Capt. Jack & Jolly George
4. War Pictures
 5. The Cool World
6. Person To Person
7. The Sickest

Parental Advisory-Explicit Lyrics
George Carlin / Audio CD (Dec 8, 1990)
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Track Listings:
1. Offensive Language
2. I Ain't Afraid of Cancer
3. Some People Are Stupid
4. Rape Can Be Funny
5. Feminist Blowjob
6. Good Ideas
7. Things You Never See
8. Things You Never Hear
 9. Things You Don't Wanna Hear
10. Life's Little Moments
11. I Love My Dog
12. Organ Donor Programs
13. Don't Pull the Plug on Me
14. They're Only Words
15. Euphemisms

A Place For My Stuff
George Carlin / Audio CD (1982)
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Track Listings:
1. Acknowledgements
2. Opening
3. A Place for My Stuff
4. First Announcements
5. Have a Nice Day
6. Rice Krispies
7. Second Announcements
8. Interview with Jesus
9. Join the Book Club
10. Abortion
 11. Third Announcements
12. Ice Box Man
13. Fourth Announcements
14. Asshole, Jackoff, Scumbag
15. Fifth Announcements
16. Fussy Eater (Part 1)
17. Sixth Announcements
18. Fussy Eater (Part 2)
19. Seventh Announcements

Take-Offs and Put-Ons
George Carlin / Audio CD (Feb 18, 1997)
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Track Listings:
1. Wonderful WINO (Top-40 Disc Jockey)
2. Commercials
3. Daytime Television
 4. The Newscast
5. The Indian Sergeant

What Am I Doing in New Jersey
George Carlin / Audio CD (Aug 23, 1988)
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Track Listings:
1. Reagan's Gang, Church People, And American Values
2. Keeping People Alert
3. People I Can Do Without
4. More Stuff On Cars And Driving
5. Intro And Toll Booths
6. New Jersey And License Plates
 7. Bumper Stickers
8. Baby On Board
9. Red Lights And Tickets
10. Joggers And Bicycles
11. The Other Cars

You Are All Diseased
George Carlin / Audio CD (May 18, 1999)
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Track Listings:
1. How's Everybody Doin'?
2. Airport Security
3. Fear of Germs
4. Cigars
5. Angels
6. Harley Davidson
7. House of Blues
8. Minority Language A-Happens to Be B-Openly C-Urban D-Girlfriend
9. Man Stuff
 10. Kids and Parents
11. TV Tonight
12. Names
13. Adventuring Lullabye
14. American Bullshit
15. Businessmen
16. Religion
17. There Is No God

Indecent Exposure
George Carlin / Audio Cassette (1988)
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Track Listings:
1. Windell
2. Of a Summer Morn
3. Hugh
4. Jaunting
5. Courtyard
6. Bring Me Back a Song
7. Snow on High Ground
 8. At the Races
9. Forgotten Carnival
10. Cuillin Hills
11. Her Kansas Sun
12. End of the Evening
13. Swan

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