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1. First Time Funny 2. Early Infuences 3. Burns & Carlin 4. Standing Alone 5. The Vegas Incident 6. Lenny Bruce 7. The Writer 8. The Big Change 9. Writing Techniques 10. Politics 11. The Laughter Reflex 12. Trying Stuff Out |
13. Structuring The Act 14. Physical Carlin 15. Respect 16. Words 17. Regional Differences 18. Point Of View 19. Timing And Delivery 20. Comedy And Pain 21. Prerequisites 22. The Business Of Comedy 23. Comedy's Evolution 24. Advice |

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1. A Modern Man 2. Pussy Fart, Dingleberry, Cornhole 3. The Suicide Guy 4. Extreme Human Behavior 5. The All-Suicide TV Channel 6. Dumb Americans |
7. Pyramid Of The Hopeless 8. Autoerotic Asphyxia 9. The Save-A-Pussy Foundation 10. Yeast Infection 11. Coast-To-Coast Emergency |

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1. Hello, Goodbye 2. Love and Regards 3. Groups and Charities 4. Sports 5. Five Twos 6. Losing Things |
7. You're Lost 8. Missing 9. Earrings 10. Battered Plants 11. Things to Watch Out For |

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1. The Opening 2. Traffic Accidents-Keep Movin'! 3. You & Me (Things That Come Off Of Your Body) 4. People Who Oughta Be Killed: Self-Help Books 5. Motivation Seminars 6. Parents Of Honor Students 7. Baby Slings 8. "My Daddy" 9. Telephone Mimes 10. Hands-Free Telephone Headsets 11. Answering Machines |
12. Family Newsletters 13. Music On Answering Machines 14. People Who Wear Visors 15. Singers With One Name 16. Rich Guys In Hot Air Balloons 17. People Who Misuse Credit Cards 18. Guys Named Todd 19. Gun Enthusiasts 20. White Guys Who Shave Their Heads 21. Nasa-Holes 22. Why We Don't Need 10 Commandments |

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1. Goofy S--- 2. Toledo Window Box 3. Nursery Rhymes 4. Some Werds 5. Water Sez 6. Metric System |
7. God 8. Gay Lib 9. Snot, The Original Rubber Cement 10. Urinals Are 50 Percent Universal 11. Few More Farts, A |

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1. Welcome To My Job 2. Occupation: Foole! 3. White Harlem 4. The Hallway Groups 5. Black Concciousness |
6. New York Voices 7. Grass Swept The Neighborhood 8. Childhood Cliches 9. Cute Little Farts |

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1. Shoot 2. The Hair Piece 3. Sex In Commercials 4. Drugs 5. Birth Control |
6. Son Of Wino 7. Divorce Game 8. Ed Sullivan Self Taught 9. Let's Make A Deal 10. The 11 O'Clock News |

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1. New News 2. Teenage Masturbation 3. Mental Hot Foots 4. High On The Plane 5. Bodily Functions 6. Wurds 7. For Names' Sake |
8. Baseball-Football 9. Good Sports 10. Flesh Colored Band-Aids 11. Religious Lift 12. Radio Dial 13. Y'Ever 14. Unrelated Things |

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1. On The Road 2. Death And Dying 3. Kids Are Too Small 4. Rules, Rules, Rules! |
5. Parents' Cliches And Childrens' Secret Answers 6. Words We Leave Behind 7. How's Your Dog? 8. Supermarkets |

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1. Class Clown: Bi-Labial Fricative / Attracting Attention / Squeamish 2. Wasted Time / Sharing A Swallow 3. Values (How Much Is That Dog Crap In The Window) 4. I Used To Be An Irish Catholic 5. The Confessional 6. Special Dispensation |
7. Heaven, Hell, Purgatory And Limbo 8. Heavy Mysteries 9. Muhammad Ali 10. America The Beautiful 11. Seven Words You Can Never Say On Television |

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1. Shoot 2. The Hair Piece 3. Sex In Commercials 4. Drugs 5. Birth Control |
6. Son Of Wino 7. Divorce Game 8. Ed Sullivan Self Taught 9. Let's Make A Deal 10. The 11 O'Clock News |
Disc: 2
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1. Class Clown 2. Bi-Labial Fricative 3. Attracting Attention 4. Squeamish/Wasted Time 5. Sharing A Swallow/Values (How Much Is That Dog Crap In The Window) 6. I Used To Be An Irish Catholic 7. The Confessional |
8. Special Dispensation 9. Heaven, Hell, Purgatory And Limbo 10. Heavy Mysteries 11. Muhammad Ali 12. America The Beautiful 13. Seven Words You Can Never Say On Television |
Disc: 3
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1. Welcome To My Job 2. Occupation: Foole! 3. White Harlem 4. The Hallway Groups 5. Black Consciousness 6. New York Voices |
7. Grass Swept The Neighborhood 8. Childhood Cliches 9. Cute Little Farts 10. Raisin Rhetoric 11. Filthy Words |
Disc: 4
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1. Goofy S--- 2. Toledo Window Box 3. Nursery Rhymes 4. Some Werds 5. Water Sez 6. Metric System |
7. God 8. Gay Lib 9. Snot, The Original Rubber Cement 10. Urinals Are 50 Percent Universal 11. Few More Farts, A |
Disc: 5
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1. New News 2. Teenage Masturbation 3. Mental Hot Foots 4. High On The Plane 5. Bodily Functions 6. Wurds 7. For Names' Sake |
8. Baseball-Football 9. Good Sports 10. Flesh Colored Band-Aids 11. Religious Lift 12. Radio Dial 13. Y'Ever 14. Unrelated Things |
Disc: 6
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1. On The Road 2. Death And Dying 3. Kids Are Too Small 4. Rules, Rules, Rules! |
5. Parents' Cliches And Childrens' Secret Answers 6. Words We Leave Behind 7. How's Your Dog? 8. Supermarkets |

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1. Abortion 2. Sanctity Of Life 3. Capital Punishment 4. State Prison Farms 5. Farting In Public 6. Familiar Expressions 7. Quote Marks In The Air 8. Badda-Boom, Badda-Bing 9. Bad Hair Day 10. I Heard That 11. My Needs Aren't Being Met 12. Mickey Mouse's Birthday 13. The Two Pandas In The Zoo 14. Sperm/Egg Donors, Etc. 15. Innocent Victims 16. Personal Bottles Of Water |
17. Women With Hyphenated Names 18. Telephone Calling Plans 19. Motivation Tapes/Books 20. One-Hour Photo Finishing 21. Too Many Vehicles 22. Backwards Baseball Hats 23. Earrings On Men 24. Colored Ribbons 25. Christian Athletes 26. Colognes & After Shaves 27. Cowboy Hats & Cowboy Boots 28. Assholes With Camcorders 29. Whining Baby Boomers 30. In Defense Of Politicians 31. Why I Don't Vote |

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1. Shoot 2. The Hair Piece 3. Sex In Commercials 4. Drugs 5. Birth Control 6. Son Of Wino 7. Divorce Game 8. Ed Sullivan Self Taught |
9. Let's Make A Deal 10. The 11 O'Clock News 11. Bi-Labial Fricative 12. Attracting Attention 13. Squeamish 14. Wasting Time - Sharing A Swallow 15. Values (How Much Is That Dog Crap In The Window?) |
Disc: 2
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1. I Used To Be Irish Catholic 2. The Confessional 3. Special Dispensation - Heaven, Hell, Purgatory And Limbo 4. Heavy Mysteries 5. Muhammad Ali - America The Beautiful 6. Seven Words You Can Never Say On Television 7. Welcome To My Job 8. Occupation: Foole 9. White Harlem |
10. The Hallway Groups 11. Black Consciousness 12. New York Voices 13. Grass Swept The Neighborhood 14. Childhood Cliches 15. Cute Little Farts 16. Raisin Rhetoric 17. Filthy Words |

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1. Rockets and Penises in the Persian Gulf 2. Little Things We Share 3. Airline Announcements |
4. Golf Courses for the Homeless 5. The Planet is Fine |

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1. Mothers Club 2. Killer Carlin 3. Capt. Jack & Jolly George 4. War Pictures |
5. The Cool World 6. Person To Person 7. The Sickest |

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1. Offensive Language 2. I Ain't Afraid of Cancer 3. Some People Are Stupid 4. Rape Can Be Funny 5. Feminist Blowjob 6. Good Ideas 7. Things You Never See 8. Things You Never Hear |
9. Things You Don't Wanna Hear 10. Life's Little Moments 11. I Love My Dog 12. Organ Donor Programs 13. Don't Pull the Plug on Me 14. They're Only Words 15. Euphemisms |

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1. Acknowledgements 2. Opening 3. A Place for My Stuff 4. First Announcements 5. Have a Nice Day 6. Rice Krispies 7. Second Announcements 8. Interview with Jesus 9. Join the Book Club 10. Abortion |
11. Third Announcements 12. Ice Box Man 13. Fourth Announcements 14. Asshole, Jackoff, Scumbag 15. Fifth Announcements 16. Fussy Eater (Part 1) 17. Sixth Announcements 18. Fussy Eater (Part 2) 19. Seventh Announcements |

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1. Wonderful WINO (Top-40 Disc Jockey) 2. Commercials 3. Daytime Television |
4. The Newscast 5. The Indian Sergeant |

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1. Reagan's Gang, Church People, And American Values 2. Keeping People Alert 3. People I Can Do Without 4. More Stuff On Cars And Driving 5. Intro And Toll Booths 6. New Jersey And License Plates |
7. Bumper Stickers 8. Baby On Board 9. Red Lights And Tickets 10. Joggers And Bicycles 11. The Other Cars |

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1. How's Everybody Doin'? 2. Airport Security 3. Fear of Germs 4. Cigars 5. Angels 6. Harley Davidson 7. House of Blues 8. Minority Language A-Happens to Be B-Openly C-Urban D-Girlfriend 9. Man Stuff |
10. Kids and Parents 11. TV Tonight 12. Names 13. Adventuring Lullabye 14. American Bullshit 15. Businessmen 16. Religion 17. There Is No God |

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1. Windell 2. Of a Summer Morn 3. Hugh 4. Jaunting 5. Courtyard 6. Bring Me Back a Song 7. Snow on High Ground |
8. At the Races 9. Forgotten Carnival 10. Cuillin Hills 11. Her Kansas Sun 12. End of the Evening 13. Swan |