Every Man I Love Is Either Married, Gay Or Dead...Live
Kacey Jones / Audio CD (November 16, 2004)
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Track Listings:
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1. Opening monologue 2. Every Man I Love Is Either Married, Gay, or Dead 3. Bubba bit 4. 1-900-Bubba 5. Christmas Underwear bit 6. I'm Down to My Christmas Underwear 7. Waitin' for the Guy bit 8. Waitin' for the Guy to Die 9. I Could Get Over Him bit 10. I Could Get Over Him 11. Whay Can't They Send 'em bit 12. Whay Can't They Send 'em All? 13. Pizza Man bit |
14. Dressin' Up for the Pizza Man 15. We're All in This intro 16. We're All in This Alone 17. Piggly Wiggly bit 18. Down At The Piggly Wiggly 19. My Own Bed bit 20. My Own Bed 21. Put The Seat Back bit 22. Put the Seat Back Down 23. The Vasectomy Song - bonus studio track 24. I'm Down to My Christmas Underwear - bonus studio version 25. Waitin' for the guy to Die - studio version 26. Down at the Piggly Wiggly - studio version |

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1. Well-Behaved Women Rarely Make History 2. How Do You Like These Babies Now? 3. Lolling in the Tub 4. How Far Can We Go Crazy? 5. I Could Get Over Him (if I could get under you) 6. Oh, Holy Smoke 7. Never Wear Panties to a Party 8. This Dress 9. Gimme A Younger Man 10. Be Particular 11. Never Give 'em Any |
12. Show Up Naked, Bring Beer 13. I Don't Want Someone Like You 14. Women Are The Rhythm Of The World 15. Here's Lookin' at You, Naked 16. We All Need To Get Laid 17. I Wanna Be A Sweet Potato Queen 18. Give Me The Chance 19. The SPQ Parade Anthem 20. Never Give 'em Any (Bonus Version!) 21. Lolling In The Tub (Bonus Version!) |

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1. Opening Monologue 2. Woman's Mantra 3. Bubba Bit 4. 1-900-Bubba 5. Why Can't They Send 'Em All? Bit 6. Why Can't They Send 'Em All? 7. Seat Bit 8. Put the Seat Back Down 9. Pizza Man Bit 10. Dressin' up for the Pizza Man 11. I Miss My Man Bit |
12. I Miss My Man (But My Aim's Gettin' Better) 13. Mama Bit 14. I'm the One Mama Warned You About 15. Bitter Bit 16. But I'm Not Bitter 17. Parakeets Bit 18. Biggest Parakeets in Town 19. Message Bit 20. I Got the Message (When You Didn't Call) 21. Torture Bit 22. Just to Torture Myself |

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1. Be Particular 2. U Can't Make Someone Love U 3. Never Wear Panties to a Party 4. I Don't Like Sleepin' Alone 5. I Went Down Standin' Up 6. Surrounded by the Blues 7. 222nd Wind 8. I Thought He Was Mr. Right (but he left) |
9. Gimme A Younger Man 10. I Wanna Be A Sweet Potato Queen 11. Just to Torture Myself (organic jailhouse version) 12. I'm Not Afraid To Tell You I'm Afraid 13. We Need The Wood 14. Up Against Your Love 15. The SPQ Parade Anthem 16. Bonus Track: We Need The Wood |

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1. Every Man I Love Is Either Married, Gay Or Dead 2. You're The Reason Our Kids Are Ugly - (with Delbert McClinton) 3. Till Dale Earnhardt Wins Cup #8 4. Christmas Card From A Hooker In Minneapolis 5. Chicken Or Dumplins - (with Jonell Mosser) 6. Love Handle 7. Geography |
8. Collector Of People 9. I Didn't Feel A Thing 10. But I'm Not Bitter - (organic jailhouse version) 11. Over The Rainbow 12. Peanut Sonata |