Christmastime in Larryland
Larry the Cable Guy / Audio CD (October 9, 2007)
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1. Introduction & Opening Monologue 2. Lapquest 3. Eulogy 4. Tobacco Company Choir 5. Plus-Sized Fashion Shorts 6. Nativity Scene 7. Farting Jingle Bells 8. Bobblehead Heating Dolls 9. Comedian Muhammad & Oscar 10. Holiday Carols |
11. A Santa's Q&A 12. Nutcracker 13. Dysfunctional Family Christmas 14. Liberal Commie Environmental Poem 15. Magic O' The Mime 16. 1-900... 17. The Chitmunks 18. Patriotic Poem 19. Medley Of Carols 20. Closing Monologue |
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1. Git-R-Done! - Montgomery Gentry 2. The Breeze - James Otto 3. True - Sister South 4. Town Needs A Bar - Jerome McComb 5. Love Is Blind - Jerome McComb |
6. Don’t Fear The Reaper - Blue Oyster Cult 7. I Want To Know What Love Is - Foreigner 8. Turn Me Loose - Loverboy 9. One More Reason - Bosshouse 10. Chain Of Fools - Aretha Franklin |
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1. Bowling Shoes 2. Just Hitched 3. I Like Steak 4. Pie Of The Month 5. Terrorist Or Toddler 6. Gay Mafia |
7. Stool Troubles 8. Shopping At Wal-Mart 9. Bed, Beer & A Blonde 10. Squeal Or No Squeal 11. A Sue Named Boy 12. Poop Lasagna |
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1. Git-R-Done! 2. Midgets and Gay Bars 3. WWJD 4. Vegas 5. Hank Williams Jr. High School 6. Hooters and Hooters Airlines 7. Dodge Truck, Retards and Stinkbait 8. NASCAR 9. Right to Bare Arms! |
10. Family in Sanford 11. Faith Healers and Weight Problems 12. Romance and Imported Rubbers (I Seen This on TV...No Lie) 13. Throwed Outta Penney's 14. Shavin', Waxin', Primpin' and Shootin' Quail! (This Is Funny. I Don't C 15. News Items 16. Song for a Frend (And Other Things I Think About When I'm Hammered at 4 17. Toddler Mail |
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1. Christmas Commentary 2. Christmas Story 3 Santy for a Day 4 Oh Holy Crap 5 Fat Holiday Relatives 6 Singing Christmas Tree 7 Letter to Shania Twain 8 O Little Girl from Birmingham 9 Waiter Commentary 10. Donny the Retard 11. Pissed-Off Christmas Poem 12. Most Wonderful Ass 13. Titty Bar Christmas 14. Easy-To-Assemble |
15. First Queer Santy Claus 16. Fruitcake Commentary 17. Santy Claus, Santy Claus 18. I Pissed My Pants 19. Christmas Weight Gain 20. Grandpa's Thanksgiving Story 21. On the First Day of Christmas 22. Redneck Santa Claus 23. Hark, The Hairlip Angel 24. Letter to Santa Claus 25. Sticks and Horse Turds 26. Call a Doctor 27. Gift-Giving 28. I Wish My Mother-In-Law'd Get Hit by a Car |
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1. I Made The Big Time Now 2. Looking Good At The Flea Market 3. Couldn't Keep The Pizza Lit 4. No Hair-Just A Redhead 5. Keep The Chips Fresh 6. Jump In The Air And Get Stuck 7. Let Me Eat Your Shorts |
8. Can't Understand My Accent 9. The Worst Dentist I've Been To 10. Martians Got A Thing For Redneck Fellas 11. Going In Circles For Two Hours 12. People Like My Analogies 13. Toddler Mall 14. The Larry The Cable Guy Song |
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1. Movie Intro 2. Fake Titties (Live) 3. Little Larry Commentary 4. Redheads (Live) 5. Commentary (Cybersex) 6. Shepherd Dog Poem (It's Good) 7. Jacksonville Fart Contest |
8. The Larry Awards 9. Kentucky Family Reunion 10. Nascar Never Made Me Smoke (Live) 11. Dickweed (Live) 12. Letter To Santy Clause 13. Christmas Carols Old And New (Live) |
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1. I'm An Idiot - Bill Engvall 2. Good American Breakfast - Bill Engvall 3. Scooter To Level 9 - Bill Engvall 4. You Need A Massage - Bill Engvall 5. Buying Stuff - Bill Engvall 6. Boarding Our Dogs - Bill Engvall 7. Erectile Dysfunction & Dieting Tips - Ron White 8. Put The Damn Helmet On! - Ron White 9. Indian Reservations & Sanibel Island - Ron White 10. The Don Cesar Hotel - Ron White 11. Eskimos & Grizzlies - Ron White 12. Moussaoui & Sex Offenders - Ron White 13. Cheapest Lasik Surgery - Jeff Foxworthy 14. Redneck Dictionary - Jeff Foxworthy |
15. Supermodel Or Redneck - Jeff Foxworthy 16. Redneck Fashion Tip #1 - Jeff Foxworthy 17. Redneck Fashion Tip #2 - Jeff Foxworthy 18. More Fashion Tips - Jeff Foxworthy 19. Tee Shirt Drawer - Jeff Foxworthy 20. Hunting With My Wife - Jeff Foxworthy 21. Amish Girls & Geico Insurance - Larry The Cable Guy 22. Calgary Stampede, Sex Tapes & Weight Loss - Larry The Cable Guy 23. Dating & Marriage - Larry The Cable Guy 24. Fishing - Larry The Cable Guy 25. Hunting, Popeyes & PETA - Larry The Cable Guy 26. Bass Pro Shop & Walmart - Larry The Cable Guy 27. That's Embarrassing - Larry The Cable Guy 28. Home Depot - Larry The Cable Guy |
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1. Intro - Bill Engvall 2. Differences Between Men and Women - Bill Engvall 3. Spending Time Together - Bill Engvall 4. Here's Your Sign - Bill Engvall 5. Intro - Ron White 6. Chinese Space Program and Other Musings on Life - Ron White 7. I Just Got Married - Ron White 8. Sluggo - Ron White 9. Intro - Jeff Foxworthy |
10. TV and Its Side Effects - Jeff Foxworthy 11. Oreo Generation - Jeff Foxworthy 12. Courtesy Sniff - Jeff Foxworthy 13. Intro - Larry the Cable Guy 14. Vasectomies, Fat Girls and Monopoly Money - Larry the Cable Guy 15. New NASCAR - Larry the Cable Guy 16. My Family Is Weird - Larry the Cable Guy 17. Encore 18. I Believe |
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1. Act Naturally - Leon Russell 2. Intro - Ron White 3. Naked Eating Cheetos - Ron White 4. Flew In From Flagstaff - Ron White 5. Truth In Advertising - Ron White 6. Tubing - Ron White 7. Topless Bar - Ron White 8. Wake Up Call - Ron White 9. Death Penalty - Ron White 10. Intro - Larry The Cable Guy 11. Worlds Largest Margarita - Larry The Cable Guy 12. Girls Ive Dated - Larry The Cable Guy 13. Pet Smart - Larry The Cable Guy 14. Victorias Secret - Larry The Cable Guy 15. Doctors Visit - Larry The Cable Guy 16. Winston Out Of NASCAR - Larry The Cable Guy 17. Sharp Dressed Man - Brad Paisley 18. Intro - Bill Engvall 19. 16 Hear Old Daughter - Bill Engvall 20. Skimpy Underwear Bill Engvall |
21. Sex Talk - Bill Engvall 22. Quitting Smoking - Bill Engvall 23. Boys Call The House - Bill Engvall 24. 20 Years Of Marriage - Bill Engvall 25. Intro - Jeff Foxworthy 26. Ice Fishing - Jeff Foxworthy 27. Nipple Bitten Off - Jeff Foxworthy 28. Definition Of Redneck - Jeff Foxworthy 29. NASCAR - Jeff Foxworthy 30. Redneck Words - Jeff Foxworthy 31. Family Was Rednecks - Jeff Foxworthy 32. Earliest Recollections - Jeff Foxworthy 33. Hows My Butt Look - Jeff Foxworthy 34. Intro - Foxworthy Engvall White And Larry The Cable Guy 35. My Sister Is Covered With Moles - Larry the Cable Guy 36. Thrown Out Of A Bar - Ron White 37. Heres Your Sign - Bill Engvall 38. Redneck Jokes - Jeff Foxworthy 39. Dont Ask Me No Questions - Chris Cagle |
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1. Introduction 2. I Love Women 3. I Love That Flea Market 4. She Likes Horses 5. Edible Eatin' Britches 6. Stuff That Irritates Me 7. Introduction 8. Naked Eating Cheetos 9. Great To Be Back In Texas 10. 1/2 The Speed Of Smell 11. People Learn Things When I Drink 12. Rolex Doesn't Make A Radio 13. Wake Up Call 14. Nobody Had To Pee 15. Introduction 16. It's Good To Be Out |
17. Expect The Unexpected 18. Lose Your Privacy When You Have Kids 19. Thanks For The Wedgie Romeo 20. Introduction 21. Made A Friend In The Bathroom 22. Consider The Alamo 23. Shortage Of Sophisticated People 24. Down In Louisiana 25. Well On My Way To Being Crazy 26. Encore 27. Holy Moley 28. They Call Me "Tater Salad" 29. Here's Your Sign, Part III 30. You Might Be A Redneck If...Part VI 31. Blue Collar Christmas |
