White Trash Christmas
Bob Rivers / Audio CD (October 1, 2002)
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Track Listings:
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1. Aquaclaus 2. What If Eminem Did Jingle Bells? 3. Osama Got Run Over By A Reindeer 4. White Trash Christmas 5. The Little Hooters Girl 6. Be Claus I Got High |
7. Not So Silent Night 8. Me And Mrs. Claus 9. Have Yourself An Ozzy Little Christmas 10. Merry Christmas Allah 11. Shoppin' Around For A Christmas Tree 12. I'll Be Stoned For Christmas |

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1. The Twisted Chipmunk Song 2. Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire 3. The Angel 4. Who Put The Stump? 5. Decorations 6. Carol Of The Bartenders 7. Christmas Party Song 8. Christmas Money (That's What I Want) |
9. Pokemon 10. Goin' Up To Bethlehem 11. Homeless On The Holidays 12. He's So Jolly 13. Flu Ride 14. Santa Claus Is Foolin' Around 15. Stumpmaster - (remix) |

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1. Twelve Pains Of Christmas, The 2. Chimney Song, The 3. We Wish You Weren't Living With Us 4. Wreck The Malls 5. A Visit From St. Nicholson 6. O Come All Ye Grateful Dead-Heads |
7. I'm Dressin' Up Like Santa (When I Get Out On Parole) 8. Restroom Door Said," Gentlemen", The 9. Foreigners 10. Joy To The World 11. A Message From The King |

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1. There's Another Santa Claus 2. Walkin' 'Round In Women's Underwear 3. I Am Santa Claus 4. Manger 6 5. O Little Town Of Bethlehem 6. I Came Upon A Roadkill Deer 7. Teddy The Red-Nosed Senator 8. Grahbe Yahbalz |
9. A Letter To Santa 10. Jingle Hells Bells 11. Kids, The 12. Magical Kingdom Of Claus, The 13. What's It To Ya Chorus, The 14. Didn't I Get This Last Year? 15. Under Tree World Of Jacques Cousteau, The 16. O Christmas Tree |

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1. It's The Most Fattening Time Of The Year 2. Toy Sack 3. Police Stop My Car 4. Sled Zeppelin 5. Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow! 6. Parking Spaces 7. There's A Santa Who Looks A Lot Like Elvis |
8. Jesus's Birthday 9. All You Need Is Elves 10. Buttcracker Suite 11. Hey You! Get Off My House 12. Holidaze (S'Cuze Me, I've Got Gifts To Buy) 13. Rummy Rocker Boy |

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Disc: 1 1. Take Baseball and Shove It 2. G'bye Ding a Ling 3. White Ford Bronco 4. You've Got a Brand New Pair of Figure Skates 5. PLO & Israeli's 6. Grampa Loved the Rolling Stones 7. Cane 'Em Good 8. Michael Jordan Ain't Bo 9. Whitewater 10. Dwi Colorado 11. Nafta Anthem 12. Big Ton O' Moola |
Disc: 2 1. There's Another Santa Claus 2. Walkin' 'Round in Women's Underwear 3. I Am Santa Claus 4. We Wish You Weren't Living With Us 5. Manger 6 6. Wreck the Malls 7. O Little Town of Bethlehem 8. I Came upon a Roadkill Deer 9. Teddy the Red-Nosed Senator 10. Grahbe Yahbalz 11. Letter to Santa 12. Jingle Hells Hells 13. Kids 14. Magical Kingdom of Claus 15. "What's It to Ya" Chorus 16. Didn't I Get This Last Year? 17. Under Tree World of Jaques Cousteau 18. O Christmas Tree |
Disc: 3 1. Twelve Pains of Christmas 2. Chimney Song 3. We Wish You Weren't Living With Us 4. Wreck the Malls 5. Visit from St Nicholson 6. O Come All Ye Grateful Dead Heads 7. I'm Dressing up Like Santa 8. Restroom Door Said, "Gentlemen" 9. Foreigners 10. Joy to the World 11. Message from the King |

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1. You Don't Smell Like Flowers 2. Take A Wack On The U.S. Side 3. Three Inch Tool 4. Downtown 5. Ugly Man 6. Minimum Wage 7. Free As A Turd 8. Old Man Is On The Commode, The |
9. Spinning Reel 10. PLO's & Israeli's 11. Middle Age Waistline 12. Strawberry Rehabs Forever 13. Baby Madonna 14. A** Hole Sun 15. Magic Coment Ride |

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1. Hello I Love You (Let's Get Tested) 2. I'm Just A Singer In A Holiday Inn 3. What If God Smoked Cannabis 4. Beat Up Old Jetliner 5. Read It In The Tabloids 6. Mr. Magoo 7. When A Man Loves A Chicken 8. I Used To Rock 'N Roll All Night |
9. Getting Fatter All The Time 10. I'm A Weight Watcher 11. Officer Furman 12. OJ's Trial Thing 13. How It Feels (To Be Old) 14. Bowel Moves 15. Wrong Foot Amputated |
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1 David Crosby's The Father 2 Lay Kenneth Lay 3 Dubya And The Red Chinese 4 The Dow Is Down 5 Underage Drinkin' 6 Dot Coms A-Closin' 7 The Osbourne Family 8 Ballad Of Gary Condit 9 Enron |
10 Ballot Box Blues 11 Jesse Jackson's Thighs 12 Say Goodbye To The Bimbo 13 Gettin' Drunk With Jenna Bush 14 Millionaire Isle 15 Off The Dope Again 16 American Pie Eulogy 17 Will Elian Stay Or Go? 18 Martha Stewart My Dear |
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1 Smells Like The Night Before Christmas 2 Gobble Gobble 3 50 Plates To Feed My Brother 4 New Year's Resolution 5 Hide The Keys 6 Ghosts In White Linen |
7 Pumpkins To Toss About 8 Trick Or Treatin' Blues 9 By The Time I Get The Meat Axe 10 Independence Day 11 Jingle Bells '98 12 Little Hummer Girl |
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1 Wrong Foot Amputated (also on BoTT Vol 2) 2 I Shot the White House 3 All I Wanna Do, Is Trash This Song 4 Hey Gingrich! Leave Our Lunch Alone 5 Newt's Lil' Sister 6 unlisted 7 Bosnia |
8 Bought It Up 9 unlisted 10 Officer Fuhrman (also on BoTT Vol 2) 11 Are They Gonna Fry O.J.? 12 unlisted 13 He's Walkin' 14 He's Free
Courtney Love Stinks |
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1 Clean The Aquarium 2 Inflatable Woman 3 Honda Accord 4 People Get Famous 5 Rap's Not Even Music 6 Protection 7 Whiny Sappy People |
8 Back In A U.S. Made Car 9 Roseanne 10 Who Blew That Smell? 11 Burgers On The Grill 12 Burned On The Bar-B-Q 13 Princess Di 14 Clean the Catbox |
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1 DWI Colorado 2 P.M.S. 3 I Don't Have Hair Anymore 4 Pick My Nose Again 5 Rock N Roll, Scooby Doo 6 Checkin' Into Betty Ford 7 Boys Night Out For Weiners 8 Does Anybody Really Know Where Bosnia Is? |
9 Cirrhosis Of The Liver 10 Please Don't Shoot Mr. Postman 11 Take Some Lessons (Learn Some New Chords) 12 I Got no Thrill (From Anita Hill) 13 Bugs On The Windshield 14 I Wanna Be Enlisted 15 Some Kind Of Wonderdrug |
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1 Chat Room 2 My Mouth's Not Open 3 Bisexual 4 Freeballin' 5 Man Who Constantly Borrows 6 You've Got To Change Your Underwear 7 Scream On |
8 (She Gets) The Check 9 Drivers On The Phone 10 Bitchy Woman 11 Heavin' On A Jet Plane 12 Ukranian Band 13 Prune Juice 14 Addicted To Butts |
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1 Caught Me One Handed 2 Feeling Boobies 3 Real Big Ladies 4 Busboy 5 Jugs of Britney 6 You're No Angel 7 I Want My MP3 |
8 Musical Ability 9 The Handicapped Can 10 Beaver Fever 11 Drinking Like Keith Moon 12 Gonads 13 It's In His Piss 14 Oops! I Farted Again |
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1 We Buy The Tampons 2 Ally McBeal 3 Antidepressants 4 Cheeseburger With Parasites 5 Space Station Oddity 6 The Girl With Emphyzema 7 I Love Your Breasts the Way They Are 8 You Chesty Thing |
9 Media Killed the Royalty Star 10 The No Smoking Song 11 Like A Serbian 12 Doggystyle 13 Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep 14 Gates Is Such A Rich Man 15 NFL Sundays |
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1 Cleanin' Out The Fridge 2 Stinkin' Up My Backyard 3 I Want to Be A Woman 4 Dumped 5 School's Out Of Weapons 6 Kennedy the Letch 7 River Of Pee 8 Rodney King Song 9 Tanning Lotion |
10 One Toke Under the Bench 11 Stealing The Songs 12 I Sleep Alone 13 Lots of Cleavage 14 I'm Bi 15 Pennsylvania Avenue Closed 16 Red Neck Swine 17 Cummerbund |
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1 Boatlaod Of Cubans 2 The Day My Lemon Died 3 That's The Sound Of The Men 4 Oh God! I'm an Ocean Buoy 5 A President Who's Black 6 Ozone Layer 7 White House Rockin' 8 Watching Chelsea Grow |
9 I've Got A Long Long Nose 10 This Ain't No Barney 11 Burning Down The Church 12 Don't Bum Around Here No More 13 I Fought the Lawn 14 Spank You 15 Deviled Ham 16 I Can't Drive, (I'm 65) |
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1 Kosovo 2 Long Distance Co. 3 I Cant Ski, Babe 4 Love In The Oval Office 5 Clinton's Tush 6 Mad Cow Disease 7 Soft & Loud 8 Buy A Truck 9 If We Only Had Some Food |
10 L.A. Madam 11 Woody Likes 'Em Young 12 Plump 13 Buchanan 14 All In Fuhrman's Family 15 The Water Police 16 Leno Fellow 17 Hemmorhoids |
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1 Ignorant Man 2 Our Box 3 Weight Watcher (also on BoTT Vol 2) 4 If You Wanna Be President 5 Instant Oatmeal 6 Shouldn't Touch This 7 Helen Keller 8 I Perspire 9 So Crappy Together |
10 Grocery Line 11 As Beers Go By 12 America The Pitiful 13 Acid Rain 14 All My Songs Are Spoken 15 I've Got a Great Hairdo 16 OJ's Dirty Laundry 17 Model Son |
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1 Baseball Strike Song 2 Sesame Street Song 3 Elvis Impersonators 4 Pants Too Tight 5 Dole Fan 6 Smells Like the Night Before Christmas (also on Lost Holiday Classics) 7 Gump 8 Diceman 9 The AOL Song 10 Do The Chinese Love Their Children? 11 Texas Whacko 12 Move Over Ben Franklin |
13 Shut Up, Marge Schott 14 Tragical Anthem (Flag Burning Song) 16 Newt Gingrich Does The Hanky Panky 16 Last Skate For Tanya Harding 17 Hideo 18 Suit Me Up Coach 19 Blind Melon Song 20 First Bitch 21 Geraldo 22 Buttafuco 23 Mississippi 24 For Those Who Bombed Iraq |
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1 He's Alive (Elvis) 2 Connie Chung 3 Whinin' & Complainin' 4 I Got Hitched 5 Totally Dispicable 6 Bush Leaving Town 7 Smells Like Teeny Spirit 8 unlisted 9 Your Mouth Is Like Sam Kinison 10 Rambo On 11 Johnny Was Good 12 Brand New Tan 13 Ross Perot, Jack 14 401k |
15 Ticket To The Eagles 16 Pickpocket People 17 Women In The Locker Room 18 Proud To Be An American 19 Crypto 20 Hussein 21 The Fondler 22 All I Want To Do Is Eat 23 Connie, Do You Want To Hear A Secret? (or Geraldo, Do You Ever Keep a Secret?) 24 The Long & Boring Show 25 Diaper Days 26 Stop, Hey What's That Sound? 27 Gimme 12 Steps |
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1 Spotted Owl Song 2 Courtney Love Stinks 3 Californian's Leavin' 4 Denny Way 5 They Call Him Vedder 7 Them Beans 8 West Seattle Girls |
9 Governor Lowry 10 Lou Piniella 11 Fastballs 12 Reignman 13 Seahawk Fan 14 Highway To Bellevue 15 Stuffy Old Medina 16 Sea Lion Eats Tonight |
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1 Big Hairs Of Lynnwood 2 Paul Allentown 3 Gropin' In The Classroom 4 Pier 70 Girls 5 Spokane 6 Warren Moon Rising 7 Hey Kurt, Nice Plot 8 Throw The Teach A Bone 9 How Can I Get A Date With Monica Hart? 10 Frederick & Nelson Song |
11 Dead Whale 12 Don't Close My Favorite Sizzler 13 Acid Rain (Seattle) 14 O Little Town of Bremerton 15 Will They Stay Or Will They Go? 16 Stop, Faye What's That Sound? 17 Fever For The M's 18 Bye Bye To Those Mariner Guys 19 Ayala Song 20 Miserable Movie From Boz Listen |