Michael T. Scott / Audio CD (May 9, 2006)
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Pre-Chewed Appetizers
Michael T. Scott / Audio CD (May 9, 2006)
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1. Will Rescue for Food 2. Help Me, Dr. Deel 3. She'll Show... Maybe 4. My Monkey Needs a Refill 5. Remember to Chew 6. Where's the Opossum? |
7. Jesus Prefers Boxers 8. It's Good to be Me 9. The First and Last Date 10. Three Geniuses & Ringo 11. Learning the Ropes 12. C.A.D.D. PSA |
| 1. ADHD 2. Green Eggs and Ham 3. Porn Makes Me Smile 4. Drawing the Line 5. I'm Lifting Up a Jet Plane 6. House of the Rising Stud | 7. Good Enough For Now 8. We Are Canadian 9. Jack and Alexandra 10. One Dead Singer 11. Porn Makes Me Smile (acoustic) |
| 1. I'm Lifting Up a Jet Plane 2. Kevin Spencer Bites 3. An Ode to Weird Al 4. Kenny's Story 5. South Park is Great 6. Law and Order Blues 7. Jughead Jones | 8. One Dead Singer 9. Lewinski 10. Cleo 11. Hacker 12-26. Hidden Tracks 27. Story of Weird Al (Hidden Track) |
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1. Introductions 2. Shopping & Parking 3. From The To The 4. Comdom 5. Deadly Animals 6. Volvo Man 7. New Zealand 8. 30 Seconds 9. Phone Book Song 10. Miners 11. Myths 12. Royals |
13. Macadamia 14. Requiem 15. More Myths 16. Dinner Song 17. Uranus 18. John's Song 19. Bawdy Song 20. Bubba 21. Kiss 22. Alternating Song 23. I've Been Everywhere 24. Gst 25. Olympics |
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1. The Wrong Thing 2. Singer-Songwriter Hell 3. (I'm Gonna) Drink & Cheat & Steal & Swear & Lie 4. Mall Cop 5. I'll Take The Fifth 6. High Maintenance Love 7. Men Who Walked on The Moon |
8. That Kind Of Love 9. The Next Guy 10. Daniels, Walker & Beam 11. Amateur Hour 12. (They Done Gone And Took The) Western Out Of Country 13. Case Of The Blues 14. Call It A Night |
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1. It's All Been Done Before 2. The Old Dark Lord of Mordor 3. Lullabye of Broadway 4. Fridge 5. Great Divide 6. The Irish Bachelor Farmer 7. No Remorse |
8. Mnemonics 9. Sanctuary 10. Ba Ba Lu! 11. Left Behind 12. Promised Land 13. Jersey Girls 14. Sunday |
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1. Journey to the Center of the Album 2. The Phone Company 3. Wriglers 4. Sugarludes 5. Gloria Peterbilt 6. Fast Food 7. Country Tearjerkers 8. Soup Opera 9. It's Only a Song 10. Rope on a Stick 11. Farrah Beer 12. Love Destroyer 13. Patrol Boys 14. Dermadrug 15. Ugly Men's Clothing |
1. Ugly Men's Clothing (Cont.) 2. Dog Ball 3. Fidomeal 4. Snotty Suzie 5. Turning Conservative 6. Mr. Wizard & Timmy 7. Blow Torch Song 8. The Great Midwest 9. Exercise Till You Die 10. Last Laugh |
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1. Introduction - Craig Shoemaker 2. Woo People 3. Flying 4. Traffic Jam 5. Talking Computers 6. Driving in a Smelly Area 7. Men and Women Can't Be "Friends" 8. Lovemaster Channels 9. My Mother Is a Belly Dancer 10. Single Mom 11. Man of the House Barney Fife 12. Penny Candy & Sugar Highs 13. Pavarotti 14. Weird Family Origins |
15. Momisms 16. Grown up Kid 17. Game Shows 18. Amusement Rides 19. Guy Secrets/Vagina Man 20. Accents 21. Nude Beach 22. Bedroom Barney 23. Women Communicate Differently 24. Wedding Gifts 25. Stepdogs 26. Living in Hollywood 27. Hollywood National Anthem 28. Lovemaster Theme: Walk Nasty for the Lovemaster" |
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1. That Time of the Month/Neck Brace/Altoids/Strip Bar 2. Mom 3. Anti-Depressants 4. Misery Loves Company/Therapy 5. Sister Kathy/Relationships 6. Safety/Burning Leaves 7. Disciplinarian 8. Drinking/Smoking/Gardening 9. Just Say Yes 10. Dick & Jane 11. Babysitters 12. Trying to Conceive/The Taste of Gin/Home Movies |
13. Dating 14. Relashionships/His & Hers Bathrooms 15. Padded Toilet Seat/Nice Ass 16. Shopping 17. I'm in Debt 18. Underwear 19. Past Your Prime 20. Near Death Experience 21. Gym 22. Mammograms 23. Piercing 24. Year of the Woman |
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1. Steve and D.C. Introduction SongMusic 2. Keep Granny Mary on the PhoneMusic 3. Hiram-Bad PagerMusic 4. Comedian Brian Regan-Truck and Tractor PullMusic 5. Intern Addison Rides in an ElevatorMusic 6. Jack Kevorkian's Sui-Cider 7. Leann Rimes-Wilbur Is a Stage Daddy 8. D.C. Calls Troy Aikman 9. Phone Sham-Chicken Catching 10. Comedian Chuck Booms-Elton John Re-Writes 11. Aunt Clara-Attacked by a Rotweilder 12. Classy Lady Belching Contest 13. Brother Bob Harrington 14. O'Rear Sisters Make a Rum Cake 15. Comedian Tom Kenny-Bad High School Films 16. Call to the Martha Stewart Hotline 17. President Bill Clinton-Re-Election Celebration 18. Phone Sham-Repossessed P.O. Box 19. Kim or Steve: Who's the Bigger Hog? 20. What Are You "Colon" For? 21. Joke-The Horse and the Chicken 22. Comedian Rodney Carrington-Grandpa Got His Teeth K.O.'D 23. Stacy and Courtney Are Drunk 24. Miss Mildred Tee-T'Was the Night Before Christmas |
25. Music Instrument Call-Nekkid Guitarist 26. Mad Hoosier Buys a Thankgiving Turkey 27. Robin Leach Tours the Hoosier Mansion 28. Steve Vs. D.C. - Alabama Vs. Penn St. 29. Farrah Fawcett-Both Interviews 30. Comedian Brian Regan-Faulty Car Horn 31. Call to the P.M.S. Hotline 32. Sign Your Kitty Is Going to Kill You 33. Hiram-Leaking Septic Tank 34. Sean Connery Gets a Scare 35. Joke-Italian Men 36. Who Would You Kill? 37. Call to Tiger 38. Steve Sinks a Paddleboat 39. Big Voice Sham-Greyhound 40. Comedian Rodney Carrington-Larry on My Mind 41. Call to Fix-It Fellers-Nekkid Handyman Service 42. Call to Rick Schroeder 43. Comedian James Gregory-Midgets 44. Intern Scott-My Baby Drinks (From Low Places) 45. Steve and D.C. Show Close |
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1. Bon Voyage, Titanic 2. When The Hindenburg Lands Today 3. We're Depending On You, General Custer 4. The Spruce Goose 5. Confederate Victory Song 6. Keep Your Eye On Our Guy, Wiley Post 7. Congratulations, Tom Dewey 8. Columbus, You Big Bag Of Steam |
9. Good Job, Well Done, Neville Chamberlain 10. Crazy George Washington 11. Make Way For The Tucker (Hot Version) 12. Make Way For The Tucker (Cool Version) 13. Susan B. Anthony Dollar 14. The True Legend Of Jesse James 15. Second Man Theme 16. Berlin Wall |
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1. The Flat Foot Floogie - Slim&Slam 2. Chinatown, My Chinatown - Slim&Slam 3. Oh Lady Be Good - Slim&Slam 4. Ti-Pi-Tin - Slim&Slam 5. Vol Vistu Gaily Star - Slim&Slam 6. Dopey Joe - Slim&Slam 7. Sweet Safronia - Slim&Slam 8. Chicken Rhythm - Slim Gaillard&his F 9. Matzoh Balls - Slim Gaillard&his F 10. Chittlin' Switch Blues - Slim Gaillard&his F |
11. Swingin' in the Key of C - Slim Gaillard&his F 12. Boot-Ta-La-Za - Slim Gaillard&his F 13. Bongo - Slim Gaillard&his F 14. Lookin' for a Place to Park - Slim&Slam 15. A Tip on the Numbers - Slim&Slam 16. B-19 - Slim & Slam 17. African Jive - Slim&Slam 18. Palm Springs Jump - Slim&Slam 19. Ra-Da-Da-Da - Slim&Slam |
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1. Upper Tax Bracket Blues 2. Bend Over Johnny 3. PMS 4. You Thought I Was Something Special 5. Girl From Ipanema 6. Honey |
7. Yo Daddy 8. Whole Lotta Lounge 9. All The Money In the World 10. My Name Is Bert (video) 11. My Dixie |
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1. Intro - The Grand Chib 2. Wrecked Nustack 3. If You Don't Like It, Go Join A Commune! 4. Swing On Deez 5. Hazbattah Weenah 6. Chunky Peanut Butter 7. Check Out My Obelisk 8. Edith 9. I Wanna Git Higher Wit' You 10. Keith Gets A Date |
11. Jailbait Momma 12. Pickup Trucks 13. I've Been Montreating You Badly 14. Matteo Obtiene Una Fecha 15. Me Gusta 16. Flo Daddy 17. S.O.S. 18. Keith Gets Arrested 19. Ode to My Neighbor 20. Closing - Goodbye Mr. Chib |
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1. Hey, Man, Cut The Comedy! 2. Salt Bath 3. Vibrosurf 4. Bring Me The Head Of Geraldo Rivera 5. Agent Invisible Goes West 6. Clatskanie 7. Little Death Coupe 8. Party In My Dorm 9. Forbidden Fruit 10. Perfidia 11. Being For The Benefit Of Mr. French |
12. Foglifter 13. Sharkskin Board 14. Surfin' With The Mountain King 15. Surfwalk 16. Water Witch 17. Bandolero! 18. To Surf With Love 19. Calico Cat 20. (Hey, We're The Milionth Band To Do) Tra-La-La (The Banana Splits Song) 21. Bonus Track |
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1. Write That Hit 2. Beer Muscles 3. Everybody Does It |
4. A Funny Thing 5. How Could I Love You 6. Dead Man Blues |
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1. Them Hill-Billies Are Mountain Williams Now - Hoosier Hot Shots 2. Feudin' And Fightin' - Dorothy Shay 3. Way Out West - The Four Lads 4. I'm Goin' Back To Whur I Came From - Arthur Godfrey 5. Pappy's Predicament (Or We Lost Him In Montana) - Dorothy Shay 6. Mr. Ghost Goes To Town - Zeke Manners & His Swing Billies 7. Finishing School Was The Finish Of Me - Dorothy Shay 8. Doin' What Comes Natur'lly - Dinah Shore 9. The Beautiful Blonde From Bashful Bend - The Modernaires 10. What Fer Didja - Dorothy Shay 11. I Get A Kick Outa Corn - Tiny Hill & His Orchestra 12. (You'll Be Just) Another Notch In Father's Shotgun (Effen You Don't Marry Me) - Dorothy Shay 13. Li'l Abner - Tommy Tucker Time |
14. I Like The Wide Open Spaces - Arthur Godfrey & Laurie Anders 15. Mountain Lullaby - Dorothy Shay 16. That's Where I Meet My Girl - Hoosier Hot Shots 17. Joan Of Arkansaw - Dorothy Shay 18. Leave It Up To Uncle Jake - Zeke Manners & His Swing Billies 19. It's The Little Things That Count - Dorothy Shay 20. Buttons And Bows - Dinah Shore 21. Slap 'Er Down Agin, Paw - Arthur Godfrey 22. Agnes Clung - Dorothy Shay 23. I'm My Own Grandpaw - Tony Pastor & His Orchestra 24. It's A Quiet Town (In Crossbone County) - Doris Day & The Modernaires 25. I've Been To Hollywood - Dorothy Shay |
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1. Greg Brady Wants Me Dead 2. An Axl Christmas 3. Society of Sponges 4. No One Liked The Tuba 5. Dance the Onion |
6. Cannibal House Guests 7. This Coffee Shop 8. Zamfir's Evil Twin 9. Almost Bored Enough |
Says Kristin Sunday by e-mail: "S'aint Willy is thrilled that the good Doctor played his music. He has been a fan since childhood and considers Existential Blues among his primary influences."
With "Meat", S'ain't Willy brings back a long lost brand of bravado. "Rock and Roll lost its [freaking] teeth. A bunch of [git] damn vegan junkies is all that's left."
With sizzling rare cuts like "All of God's Creatures Are Delicious With Beer", "You Picked a Swine Time ot Eat Me and Squeal", "Jupiter's T*ts", and "Tumble Dry", and a thick juicy production by mix-master Duane Schlitz, S'aint Willy finally gives hungry rock and rollers something to sink their teeth into. The four-song "Meat" EP is $7.
To get the CDs, visit http://www.kaom.com/, or write them at Moat's Art Entertainment, 701 B Street, Suite 330, San Diego, California 92101.
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01. Walk With An Erection 02. I Wanna Be Sedated 03. Anarchy in the UK 04. Yesterday 05. Born in the 51st State 06. God Didn't Make Little Green Apples 07. Hit Me I'm a Dumb Twat 08. Our Lips Are Sealed 09. Living On My Hair 10. New York New York |
11. Frankie and Annette Meet Jim and Tammy 12. Springtime For Hitler 13. South Africa Thanks Its Friends Paul Simon 14. The Paul McCartney Massacre 15. The Hoodsie Rap 16. The Village People Medley 17. The Captain and Tennille Meet Joy Division 18. Into Leather 19. Bring Back Richard Nixon 20. Santa Only Comes Once a Year |
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01. Accidental Song 02. Slut Song 03. Put Your Faith in Jesus 04. Porno Burger 05. Corporate Rockers 06. Totally Free Song!!! 07. Don't Stick Your Dick In the Blender 08. The Woman Slayer |
09. My Work Friends 10. There's a Baby on the Plane 11. Mondays at McDonalds 12. It's The End of The Year 13. The Killing The President Song 14. Isomnia song 15. My Girlfriend is a Puzzle |
