The Therapy Sisters / Audio CD (July 4, 2001)
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The Therapy Sisters / Audio CD (July 4, 2001)
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1. Work Like You Don't Need the Money + Our philosophy of life. 2. GM + See what globalization has done to our gullible village. 3. Nuclear Family Waste + In this Caribbean-flavored ditty we wonder: What's the half-life of toxic emotional sludge? 4. Control, Alt, Delete + Don't you wish your problems could be solved with an upbeat reboot? 5. Sleeping Her Way to the Top + Swinging saga about a narcoleptic starlet. 6. Sticks & Stones + You know those bullies who pick on your inner child? Well, you're rubber; they're glue. |
7. Old Geezer University + The students in this continuing education program gave it this nickname. 8. My Little Brain + It's more than what you think. 9. I Need a Stalker + Everybody wants a following. 10. Mary Falls Down on the Job + Lights, camera, traction! 11. Bare Arms + Here's a song a million moms could march to. 12. It Wouldn't Be Heaven + Our philosophy of afterlife. |
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1. Two Minds + Western Swing comedy number about the two voices that argue inside your head. Hot fiddle break. 2. Waiting for the Water + Funk with 3 part harmony. Song about trying to get famous through no effort of your own. 3. I Know You + R&B treatment of how well you get to know your partner as the years go by. Great horn section. 4. Don't Touch Me + Jazz number about how beauty is the opiate of the misses. Cool clarinet. 5. Wishful Thinking + Biting ballad about a love-hate friendship. Very clean twin guitar break. 6. Amazon + Based on the newspaper account of Avon expanding their cosmetics empire to the Amazon jungle. Jungle sound effects. 7. Pool + Based on the newspaper account of a man who got part of his anatomy stuck in a swimming pool suction filter. Great EMS rescue story. Does not contain any obscenities. |
8. Good Girl + Ballad about a dog that misbehaves, and her not-so-responsible owner. 9. Castles in Spain + Slow ballad with Moroccan percussion; a coming of age story of lost innocence and abandonment of ideals. One of our most requested songs. 10. Worlds Apart + Tender ballad about an argument and its resolution. Three part harmony. Lovely flute break. 11. Secrets + World beatish tune that urges the listener to stop sitting on their secrets. 12. Carried Away + Pop song about band breakups. Clean, hot guitar licks. 13. Weenie+ Classic rock retelling of the John and Lorena Bobbitt story. Number One on Doctor Demento the year of the incident. FCC safe. |
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1. Guys in Ties + A secretary's rock anthem. (FCC Caution: the boss says, "Here's a stack of other sh*t to do.") 2. Muffie & I Are One + A sorority reject ponders her common bond with a bowhead. 3. Sitting in the Kitchen + Upbeat blues tune with fun harmonies. 4. Owing Together + ". . . and growing apart." A country tune that looks at a DINKY YUPPIE's nightmare. 5. An Auditory Lauditory + An antatomical description of what really happens when you hear "I love you." 50's tune. One of our most requested songs. 6. Job + Swing along while you update your resume. Nice twin guitar break. 7. You and I + Folky ballad asks how we can be so alike and so different. 8. Changes + Slow ballad that ponders the human capacity to change and grow. 9. Mind Your Heart + Texas swing song about the connection between love and madness. 10. My Finger Is An Instrument of Death + Just ask the sugar ants in my kitchen. They've got the blues, too. |
11. Boogie Man + A quick ditty about a moonlit walk that turns into a run. 12. The Big One + How do you turn 40 without liposuction? Easy. You laugh about it. A Boomer favorite. 13. Shopping + A favorite therapeutic remedy among those with disposable income. 14. My Sweet Tape Recorder + For those who hate to hear their voice recorded - but don't mind hearing their guitar. 15. Mood Swings + For those whose inner child is bipolar. 16. Yer Eyes + An upbeat love song with a tropical beat. 17. Comfort + Ode to the tenacity of love. Ballad. Beautiful flute. 18. Letters Lost + Folk song about friendship and philosophy across the miles. 19. That Frog Song + Our most requested song at The Austin State Hospital. 20. Middle Class White Girl + A lesson in putting punk and country in the same song. With former Two Nice Girls' Kathy Korniloff. |
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1. Codependent Christmas + A Western Swing rendition of a dysfunctional family preparing for the holidays. 2. It Must Be Christmas + Swing ballad with a neat twin guitar break. Sweet Mary Reynolds vocal. 3. Christmas in July + Blues tune complaining to Santa about summer heat; comedy sound effects. 4. Abraham's Lament + A Jewish view of Christmas hoopla, with a solo by Yahweh; klezmer style clarinet and sax riffs. 5. The Christmas Boogie + Cover of an old boogie rendition of the Night Before Christmas. 6. The Twelve Days of Analysis + A cappella take-off on the classic. 7. The Sweet Nutcracker. + The tune to The Dance of the Reed Flutes from The Nutcracker Suite, telling the tale of a shrink and her clients' holiday issues. 8. Happy Whatever You're Having + An ode to political correctness during Winter. |
9. The Christmas Polka + A very schmaltzy, happy, danceable polka. 10. Santa's Blues + Blues rendition of Santa's trip to the analyst. 11. Listless Christmas + An unconventional Christmas list sung to a Caribbean beat. 12. The Littlest Snowflake + A take off on sentimental Christmas lore with a polka beat. 13. Pachelbel's Tantrum + Based on Pachelbel's Canon in D, this tune is a glimpse inside the typical unbalanced American family at Christmas. 14 + New Year's Resolutions. A swing tune that lists reasons not to make resolutions. 15. The War of the Lights. A waltz that tells of a neighborhood rivalry in Christmas decorations that ends with alien intervention. |
