You Can't Fix Stupid (Explicit Version)
Ron White / Audio CD (February 7, 2006)
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You Can't Fix Stupid
Ron White / Audio CD (February 7, 2006)
Please Click the Cart to Purchase or Hover Over to Preview the CD

Track Listings:
(Censored Version)
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1. Intro 2. Seeing Old Friends 3. Landscaper 4. Touring On The Bus 5. Cheesewheel 6. Michael Jackson 7. Petticoat Junction 8. Ft. Polk 9. The Globe 10. A Flipper 11. Bachelorette Party |
12. Refill 13. You Can't Fix Stupid 14. Squirrel Man 15. Chocolate 16. Highway Delight 17. Mile High Club 18. Work Ethic 19. High School 20. Grandma In Texas 21. Cousin Ray |

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1. Sunglasses 2. Truth In Advertising 3. Plane Crash 4. Cincinnati Chili 5. Hurricane George 6. I Drink Too Much... 7. Ten Days In Los Angeles 8. Outlaw Video Games |
9. Cousin Ray 10. Married A Wealthy Woman 11. Cheating In Columbus 12. Osama Bin Laden 13. Lug Nut Day 14. Car Salesmen 15. They Call Me 'Tater Salad' |

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1. Buying Rubbers 2. Bull Rider 3. Professional Smart Ass 4. Hustler's Beaver Hunt 5. Army Studs 6. Penthouse Good Lookin' 7. Busted in des Moines 8. Artificial Insemination |
9. Looking Like a Dweeb 10. Fat Man's Sport 11. Sensuous Brunette 12. Queer Beer 13. Armadillo Dundee 14. Free Booze in Vegas 15. Field Sobriety Test 16. Navy Stories |

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1. I'm An Idiot - Bill Engvall 2. Good American Breakfast - Bill Engvall 3. Scooter To Level 9 - Bill Engvall 4. You Need A Massage - Bill Engvall 5. Buying Stuff - Bill Engvall 6. Boarding Our Dogs - Bill Engvall 7. Erectile Dysfunction & Dieting Tips - Ron White 8. Put The Damn Helmet On! - Ron White 9. Indian Reservations & Sanibel Island - Ron White 10. The Don Cesar Hotel - Ron White 11. Eskimos & Grizzlies - Ron White 12. Moussaoui & Sex Offenders - Ron White 13. Cheapest Lasik Surgery - Jeff Foxworthy 14. Redneck Dictionary - Jeff Foxworthy |
15. Supermodel Or Redneck - Jeff Foxworthy 16. Redneck Fashion Tip #1 - Jeff Foxworthy 17. Redneck Fashion Tip #2 - Jeff Foxworthy 18. More Fashion Tips - Jeff Foxworthy 19. Tee Shirt Drawer - Jeff Foxworthy 20. Hunting With My Wife - Jeff Foxworthy 21. Amish Girls & Geico Insurance - Larry The Cable Guy 22. Calgary Stampede, Sex Tapes & Weight Loss - Larry The Cable Guy 23. Dating & Marriage - Larry The Cable Guy 24. Fishing - Larry The Cable Guy 25. Hunting, Popeyes & PETA - Larry The Cable Guy 26. Bass Pro Shop & Walmart - Larry The Cable Guy 27. That's Embarrassing - Larry The Cable Guy 28. Home Depot - Larry The Cable Guy |

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1. Intro - Bill Engvall 2. Differences Between Men and Women - Bill Engvall 3. Spending Time Together - Bill Engvall 4. Here's Your Sign - Bill Engvall 5. Intro - Ron White 6. Chinese Space Program and Other Musings on Life - Ron White 7. I Just Got Married - Ron White 8. Sluggo - Ron White 9. Intro - Jeff Foxworthy |
10. TV and Its Side Effects - Jeff Foxworthy 11. Oreo Generation - Jeff Foxworthy 12. Courtesy Sniff - Jeff Foxworthy 13. Intro - Larry the Cable Guy 14. Vasectomies, Fat Girls and Monopoly Money - Larry the Cable Guy 15. New NASCAR - Larry the Cable Guy 16. My Family Is Weird - Larry the Cable Guy 17. Encore 18. I Believe |

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1. Act Naturally - Leon Russell 2. Intro - Ron White 3. Naked Eating Cheetos - Ron White 4. Flew In From Flagstaff - Ron White 5. Truth In Advertising - Ron White 6. Tubing - Ron White 7. Topless Bar - Ron White 8. Wake Up Call - Ron White 9. Death Penalty - Ron White 10. Intro - Larry The Cable Guy 11. Worlds Largest Margarita - Larry The Cable Guy 12. Girls Ive Dated - Larry The Cable Guy 13. Pet Smart - Larry The Cable Guy 14. Victorias Secret - Larry The Cable Guy 15. Doctors Visit - Larry The Cable Guy 16. Winston Out Of NASCAR - Larry The Cable Guy 17. Sharp Dressed Man - Brad Paisley 18. Intro - Bill Engvall 19. 16 Hear Old Daughter - Bill Engvall 20. Skimpy Underwear Bill Engvall |
21. Sex Talk - Bill Engvall 22. Quitting Smoking - Bill Engvall 23. Boys Call The House - Bill Engvall 24. 20 Years Of Marriage - Bill Engvall 25. Intro - Jeff Foxworthy 26. Ice Fishing - Jeff Foxworthy 27. Nipple Bitten Off - Jeff Foxworthy 28. Definition Of Redneck - Jeff Foxworthy 29. NASCAR - Jeff Foxworthy 30. Redneck Words - Jeff Foxworthy 31. Family Was Rednecks - Jeff Foxworthy 32. Earliest Recollections - Jeff Foxworthy 33. Hows My Butt Look - Jeff Foxworthy 34. Intro - Foxworthy Engvall White And Larry The Cable Guy 35. My Sister Is Covered With Moles - Larry the Cable Guy 36. Thrown Out Of A Bar - Ron White 37. Heres Your Sign - Bill Engvall 38. Redneck Jokes - Jeff Foxworthy 39. Dont Ask Me No Questions - Chris Cagle |

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1. Introduction 2. I Love Women 3. I Love That Flea Market 4. She Likes Horses 5. Edible Eatin' Britches 6. Stuff That Irritates Me 7. Introduction 8. Naked Eating Cheetos 9. Great To Be Back In Texas 10. 1/2 The Speed Of Smell 11. People Learn Things When I Drink 12. Rolex Doesn't Make A Radio 13. Wake Up Call 14. Nobody Had To Pee 15. Introduction 16. It's Good To Be Out |
17. Expect The Unexpected 18. Lose Your Privacy When You Have Kids 19. Thanks For The Wedgie Romeo 20. Introduction 21. Made A Friend In The Bathroom 22. Consider The Alamo 23. Shortage Of Sophisticated People 24. Down In Louisiana 25. Well On My Way To Being Crazy 26. Encore 27. Holy Moley 28. They Call Me "Tater Salad" 29. Here's Your Sign, Part III 30. You Might Be A Redneck If...Part VI 31. Blue Collar Christmas |