Comedy/Novelty Artists A-Z: Worm Quartet

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Stupid Video Game Music 2007 Remastered Issue
Worm Quartet / Audio CD (2002)
visit http://www.wormquartet.com/

Track Listings:
1. Initial Introductory Prelude What Comes Before The Rest of the Songs
2. Dear God
3. Mommy's Broken
4. Boring Away on the Ottoman
5. Frank's Not in the Band Anymore
6. Ode to Phil
7. Mommy's Broken (underwater version)
8. Pac-Man is Naked and So Should You
9. Deodorant
10. I Have Syracuse
11. Get a Real Dog
12. Mommy's Broken (dance remix)
13. Long Story Short
14. Minuet in G
15. Thermometer of Doom
16. Too Fat for the Pit
17. Mommy's Broken (French Version)
18. Done
19. Ice Cream Has No Bones
20. It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Lib
21. Mommy's Broken (backwards version)
22. I Want Poop in Dianne Sawyer's Mailbox
23. Deadanimals
24. Call Me Jennifer and Steal My Stapler
25. Taht Better Not Be a F--king Rasin in My Cookie
26. Mommy's Broken (1992 Live import alternate bonus bootleg demo)
27. Road Bliss
28. Get A Real Dog (Rin Tin Tinnitus mix by The Gothsicles)
29. Mommy's Broken - Unplugged (Featuring Eric Coleman)
30. Long Story Short (Live)
31. Dear God (Old Mix That Phil Likes For Some Reason)
32. Mommy's Broken (Super Spiffy Guest Star Version)
33. Pac-Man Is Naked And So Should You (Live - Featuring the great Luke Ski)
34. Too Fat For The Pit (Live)
35. Mommy's Broken (David Tanny Mega-Mix)
36. Bonus Track


Mental Notes
Worm Quartet / Audio CD (2007)
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Track Listings:
1. I'm Not A Girl
2. C Is For Lettuce
3. What Your Parents Think All Your Music Sounds Like
4. Your Bird Smells
5. Dandelions Suck
6. Gift Certificates And Intense Agonizing Throbbing Pain
7. you were wrong cabinet sanchez
8. Princess Of Ohio
9. Drugs And Masturbation
10. Corn
11. Adventures In Creative Nostril-Swallowing (A Tribute To Plants That Suck)
12. I've Got A Wife
13. I Want To Be Taken Seriously As An Artist (featuring Curt Allen)
14. You Will Go To The Moon

Sumophobia Alpha 2 Ex Super Championship Turbo Edition
Worm Quartet / Audio CD (2006)
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Track Listings:
1. Intro (Bunny Bunny Wop Wop)
2. Coffee
3. I Don’t Give A S**t About Your Website
4. Death of a Walrus
5. I Bit William Shatner
6. Hair On The Soap
7. Violin Solo
8. Vampire Penguins
9. The Rabbit Song
10. Let’s Break Some Furniture
11. Lint
12. I Can’t Get A Job
13. Carbonated Hamsters
14. Hopeless Romantic
15. The Most Wonderful Dream
16. Peter Jennings
17. Monotony
18. Can Of Worms
19. Dead Fragglz
20. Spatula
21. Triks
22. Now That You’re…
23. Just Say No To Kryptonite
24. Tree Bucket
25. Russian McDonald's Commercial
26. The Call of Ktony
27. WQ Anthem
28. Redundancy
29. Spatula (Acoustic Live in Studio)
30. Triks (Acoustic Live in Studio)
31. Let's Make Fun Of The Amish (Acoustic Live on WEOS-FM)
32. R2D2 (Originally recorded by Shoegazi)
33. I Still Know You're A Fish (Originally recorded by Tony Goldmark)
34. I Don't Wanna Be A Redneck (Originally recorded by Plan 15)
35. Map Light (with The Great Luke Ski)
36. Inner Voice (with Sudden Death)
37. I'm On Vinyl Now (So I'm More Punk Than You)
38. Recursively Anatomically Correct

Faster Than a Speeding Mullet
Worm Quartet / Audio CD (January 2004)
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Track Listings:
1. I'm Gonna Procreate - 4:25
2. Great Idea For A Song - 3:25
3. If Gregg Yeti Doesn't Rejoin The Flashing Astonishers I'm Going To Kill Myself - 1:25
4. Archie Got An STD - 2:12
5. Ode To Ziploc The African Albino Claw-Footed Water Frog - 1:11
6. Let's Make Fun Of the Amish - 1:36
7. Eat Here And Die - 3:04

~ Short Bus Suite ~
Seventeen songs in four and a half minutes
8. Sonata For Piano And Moron In C Major - 0:21
9. Getting Shot In The Face Sucks - 0:30
10. Raisins In Disguise / Iguana - 0:07
11. Calculator In My Bum - 0:18
12. Broom Broom Broom - 0:05
13. Find The Dead Wingless Legless Fly In Your Box Of Raisins - 0:19
14. Lice And Rice - 0:04
15. The Face Of A Child - 0:15
16. Thank You - 0:08

17. Smell My Nipple, Win A Prize - 0:07
18. Dead Tacos - 0:10
19. Why Do The Elderly Growl At Cucumbers? - 0:41
20. Salmon In Disguise - 0:04
21. Yak Aquarium - 0:08
22. Toasterama - 0:06
23. Wookiee Weeniee - 0:17
24. Sorry, We're No Longer Buying Lizard S**t - 0:34
25. My Wife - 2:34
26. J.R.O. (Intro) - 1:48
27. J.R.O. - 1:43
28. (I Wanna Wipe) A Booger On Dan (Rather) - 0:46
29. Eskimo Pie Is Not Pie And Contains Very Little Eskimo - 2:35
30. Strap-On Brain - 5:08
31. Coffee (2003 Grind) - 4:24

Stupid Video Game Music
Worm Quartet / Audio CD (2002)
visit http://www.wormquartet.com/

Track Listings:
1. Initial Introductory Prelude What Comes Before The Rest of the Songs
2. Dear God
3. Mommy's Broken
4. Boring Away on the Ottoman
5. Frank's Not in the Band Anymore
6. Ode to Phil
7. Mommy's Broken (underwater version)
8. Pac-Man is Naked and So Should You
9. Deodorant
10. I Have Syracuse
11. Get a Real Dog
12. Mommy's Broken (dance remix)
13. Long Story Short
14. Minuet in G
15. Thermometer of Doom
16. Too Fat for the Pit
17. Mommy's Broken (French Version)
18. Done
19. Ice Cream Has No Bones
20. It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Lib
21. Mommy's Broken (backwards version)
22. I Want Poop in Dianne Sawyer's Mailbox
23. Deadanimals
24. Call Me Jennifer and Steal My Stapler
25. Taht Better Not Be a F--king Rasin in My Cookie
26. Mommy's Broken (1992 Live import alternate bonus bootleg demo)
27. Road Bliss

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