M*A*S*H FAQ ****************************************
Q01: Which awards did M*A*S*H receive over its illustrious 11-year span? A01: This chronological list of awards was blatantly ripped from "M*A*S*H The Exclusive, Inside Story of T.V.'s Most Popular Show" for your browsing pleasure, and seems to be fairly complete. Thanks to Doug Krause for typing it all in. 1973 ---- Directors' Guild Awards Gene Reynolds -- M*A*S*H Pilot Writers' Guild Awards Teleplay by Larry Gelbart, "Chief Surgeon Who?" American Cinema Editors -- Eddie Awards Fred W. Berger, A.C.E. -- "Bananas Crackers & Nuts" Hollywood Foreign Press Association -- Golden Globe Awards (category??) -- Maclean Stevenson 1974 ---- Academy of Television Arts and Sciences -- Emmy Awards Outstanding Comedy Series -- Gene Reynolds and Larry Gelbart, Producers Best Lead Actor in a Comedy Series -- Alan Alda Actor of the Year -- Series -- Alan Alda Best Directing in a Comedy -- Jackie Cooper, "Carry On, Hawkeye" American Cinema Editors -- Eddie Awards Fred W. Berger, A.C.E. and Stanford Tischler, A.C.E., "The Trial of Henry Blake" 1975 ---- Academy of Television Arts and Sciences -- Emmy Awards Outstanding Directing in a Comedy Series -- Gene Reynolds, "O.R." People's Choice Awards Favorite Male Television Performer -- Alan Alda (Tie with Telly Savalas) Hollywood Foreign Press Association -- Golden Globe Awards Best Actor in a Comedy or Musical -- Alan Alda Writers' Guild Awards Teleplay by Larry Gelbart and Laurence Mark, "O.R." American Cinema Editors -- Eddie Awards Fred W. Berger, A.C.E. and Stanford Tischler, A.C.E., "A Full Rich Day" 1976 ---- Academy of Television Arts and Sciences -- Emmy Awards Outstanding Directing in a Comedy Series -- Gene Reynolds, "Welcome to Korea" Outstanding Film Editing for Entertainment Programming For A Series -- Stanford Tischler and Fred W. Berger, "Welcome to Korea" Hollywood Foreign Press Association -- Golden Globe Awards Best Actor in a Comedy or Musical -- Alan Alda Writers' Guild Awards Teleplay by Everett Greenbaum and Jim Fritzell and Larry Gelbart, "Welcome to Korea" The George Foster Peabody Awards For Broadcast Excellence -- M*A*S*H 1977 ---- Academy of Television Arts and Sciences -- Emmy Awards Outstanding Continuing Performance by a Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series -- Gary Burghoff Outstanding Directing in a Comedy Series -- Alan Alda, "Dear Sigmund" Directors' Guild Awards Alan Alda, "Dear Sigmund" Writers' Guild Awards Teleplay by Alan Alda, "Dear Sigmund" 1978 ---- People's Choice Awards Favorite Television Comedy Program -- M*A*S*H American Cinema Editors -- Eddie Awards Stanford Tischler, A.C.E. and Larry L. Mills, "Fade Out, Fade In" 1979 ---- Academy of Television Arts and Sciences -- Emmy Awards Outstanding Writing in a Comedy or Comedy-Variety or Music Series -- Alan Alda, "Inga" People's Choice Awards Favorite Television Comedy Program -- M*A*S*H Favorite Male Television Performer -- Alan Alda Writers' Guild Awards Teleplay by Gary David Goldberg, "Baby It's Cold Outside" 1980 ---- Academy of Television Arts and Sciences -- Emmy Awards Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Comedy or Variety or Music Series -- Harry Morgan Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Comedy or Variety or Music Series -- Loretta Swit People's Choice Awards Favorite Television Comedy Program -- M*A*S*H Favorite Male Television Performer -- Alan Alda Favorite All Around Male Entertainer -- Alan Alda Hollywood Foreign Press Association -- Golden Globe Awards Best Actor in a Comedy or Musical -- Alan Alda Directors' Guild Awards Charles S. Dubin, "Period of Adjustment" Writers' Guild Awards Teleplay by Thad Mumford and Dan Wilcox, "Are You Now, Margaret?" American Cinema Editors -- Eddie Awards Stanford Tischler, A.C.E. and Larry L. Mills, "The Yalu Brick Road" 1981-1982 --------- Academy of Television Arts and Sciences -- Emmy Awards Best Lead Actor in a Comedy Series -- Alan Alda Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Comedy Series -- Loretta Swit People's Choice Awards Favorite Television Comedy Program -- M*A*S*H Favorite Male Television Performer -- Alan Alda Hollywood Foreign Press Association -- Golden Globe Awards Best Television Series Comedy or Musical -- M*A*S*H (1981) Directors' Guild Awards Alan Alda, "The Life You Save"END******************************************************* LVLB2503:Q02
Q02: Have any books or guides about M*A*S*H been published? A02: The following is a list of helpful books and guides on the making of the show, quizes and trivia, inside information, etc. Complete Book of M*A*S*H, The by Suzy Kalter Harry N. Abrams, Inc. ISBN 0-8109-1319-4 Golden Trivia Game: M*A*S*H Edition Western Publishing Company Just Farr Fun by Jamie Farr (with Robert Blair Kaiser) Eubanks/Donzetti; 1994 IBSN 0-9640775-0-7 This is Jamie Farr's ("Max Klinger") autobiography. It devotes at least 130 pages to M*A*S*H itself, including lots of inside info, details on the making of the show, etc. Last Days of M*A*S*H, The by Arlene Alda Unicorn Pub. House; Verona, N.J.; 1983 Call #: UCLA Arts PN 1992.77 M2854 A43 1983 M*A*S*H: The Exclusive, Inside Story of T.V.'s Most Popular Show by David S. Reiss Bobbs-Merrill Co., Inc.; New York; 1980, 1983 ISBN 0-672-52762-6 M*A*S*H: The Official Quiz Manual by Paul Bertling Plume; 1984 ISBN: 0-452-25505-8 M*A*S*H Trivia: The Unofficial Quiz Book by George St. John Bell Publishing Company ISBN 0-517-43618-3 M*A*S*H Trivia: The Unofficial Quiz Book [a different version?] by George St. John Warner Books; 1983 ISBN 0-446-32000-5END******************************************************* LVLB2504:Q03
Q03: Where were the M*A*S*H episodes filmed? A03: The filming of the M*A*S*H episodes was broken up into two categories, INTERNAL and EXTERNAL shots: The filming of internal shots (inside buildings and selected close-up shots of outside areas such as the compound) was done on stage #9 of the 20th Century Fox Studios in Hollywood, California. The external shots were filmed at the Fox Ranch in the Santa Monica Mountains area of California, which was eventually donated by Fox to the state of CA and renamed to Malibu Creek State Park. It's interesting to note that this donation took place while M*A*S*H was still filming and Fox Studios didn't have easy access to it, therefore the episodes in the later seasons contain very few external shots. Another note of interest is the fact that there was a major brush fire in the Santa Monica Mountains during the filming of the final episode, so they incorporated this fire into the storyline. NOTE: Please refer to Q13 ("Significant addresses on/from from M*A*S*H") ----- for more exact information on the external filming location, including directions on how to get there.END******************************************************* LVLB2505:Q04
Q04: What would a "M*A*S*H Family Tree" look like? A04: Here is a somewhat incomplete list of M*A*S*H family members: Note: - A question mark (such as "(sister?)") means that the relative ----- has been mentioned on the show, but I do not yet know his or her name. - A blank line means that no mention (as far as I know) has been made of this type of relative... parents excluded, of course. Henry Blake: ------------ HOMETOWN: Bloomington, Illinois. Parents: Margaret (mother). Spouse: Lorraine (wife). Mildred (wife's name in early episodes). Siblings: His brother is a warden (mentioned in episode 3) Children: Andrew (son). Molly (daughter). Janie (daughter). Others: Floyd (cousin). Frank Marion "Ferret Face" Burns: --------------------------------- HOMETOWN: Fort Wayne, Indiana. Parents: Spouse: Louise (wife). Siblings: He's got a brother who coined the nickname "Ferret Face" (episode 18) Children: (3 daughters?). Others: Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan: ----------------------------- HOMETOWN: Fort Ord, California (spent her early years there). Parents: "Howitzer" Alvin F. Houlihan (father). Spouse: Lieutenant Colonel Donald Penobscott (temp. husband). Siblings: Her sister is younger than her (episode 64) Children: Others: B.J. Hunnicut: --------------- HOMETOWN: Mill Valley, California. Parents: Bea Hunnicut (mother). Jay Hunnicut (father). Spouse: Peggy (wife). Siblings: He's got a younger sister (episode 79) Children: Erin (daughter). Others: Floyd Hayden (father-in-law). Shirley (aunt). Selma (aunt). Maxwell Q. Klinger: ------------------- HOMETOWN: Toledo, Ohio. Parents: Amos or "Butch" (father, nickname). Spouse: Laverne Esposito (temp. wife). Soon-Lee (wife). Siblings: Yvonne (sister). Maurice (fake brother). Hakim (fake brother). Children: Others: Abdul (uncle). Jake (uncle). Bob (uncle). Gus (uncle). Zeke (uncle). Zack (uncle). Hassan the Enforcer (cousin). Fatima (cousin). #7199199 (uncle, probably a prison reference). Ahmed (uncle). Amir Abdullah (uncle). Num Num (cousin). Mustafah (uncle). Harry (uncle). Habib (uncle). "Trapper John" Francis Xavier McIntyre: --------------------------------------- HOMETOWN: Boston, Massachusetts. Parents: Spouse: Louise (wife). Siblings: Children: Becky (daughter). Kathy (daughter). Others: Father John Francis Patrick Mulcahy: ------------------------------------ HOMETOWN: Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Parents: Spouse: Siblings: Katherine / Sister Maria Angelica (sister). He once said as a kid he shared the bed with his brothers (episode 103) and also mentioned a sister Theresa in San Diego (episode 110) Children: Others: Mentions cousin Kevin (episode 176) Walter Eugene "Radar" O'Reilly: ------------------------------- HOMETOWN: Ottumwa, Iowa. Parents: Edna (mother). Spouse: Siblings: (brother?). (sister?). Children: Others: Ed (uncle). Albert (uncle). Howard (uncle). David (uncle). Bill (uncle). Emily (aunt). Jean (aunt). Dorothy (aunt). Ernie (cousin). Millie (cousin). Jimmy (cousin). Ernest (uncle). Charles (uncle). He once mentioned nephews (episode 110) Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce: ----------------------------------- HOMETOWN: Crabapple Cove, Maine. Parents: Daniel (father), mentions his mother in episode 18 but it's later established that she's dead Spouse: Siblings: Mentions sister in episode 18, but it's later established that he was an only child Children: Others: "Tombstone" Pierce (great-grandfather). Eloise (aunt). Sparky Pierce (grandfather). Grandma Bates (grandmother). Billy (cousin). Martin (cousin). Alexander (circa 1680). Mentions a nephew (episode 80) In episode #39 ("Officers Only") Hawkeye reveals his extended family: "Corporal O'Reilly, who's been like a son to me. Corporal Klinger, who's been like a daughter. Cousin Fred. My brother-in-law, Leroy. My cousin Phil. My second cousin on my mother's side, Ed. Bill, my mother's cousin's brother. Sam, my cousin's brother's mother." Sherman T. Potter: ------------------ HOMETOWN: Hannibal, Missouri. Parents: Emma (mother). Spouse: Mildred (wife). Siblings: Sister Madge, "50 years old on Valentine's Day" (episode 143) Children: Jeanine (daughter). Bob Wilson (son-in-law). Effe (daughter). Others: Rose (sister-in-law). Bertha (sister-in-law). Ben (uncle). Claude (uncle). Cheryl (granddaughter). Roy (grandfather). Mavis (grandmother). Corey (grandson). Stuart (grandson). Porscia (sister-in-law). Grace (aunt), Brother-in-law Calvin and sister-in-law Louise (episode 237). A nephew (episode 118). Grandpa Wilmer. Some of his other three grandparents was apparently a Cherokee Indian (episode 83) In episode 79, Potter mentions a cousin of Mildred's, Nathalie Charles Emerson Winchester III: ------------------------------- HOMETOWN: Boston, Massachusetts. Parents: Spouse: Siblings: Honoria (sister). Timmy (brother). Children: Others: Felix (nephew). Alfred (cousin). Two other characters that might be added is Zelmo Zale from Brooklyn and his daughter Zelda and his wife Hillda (yes,m that's with 2 l's), as well as Luther Rizzo with wife Zola and son Billy Bubba.END******************************************************* LVLB2506:Q05
Q05: Did any now-famous actors play small bit-parts on the M*A*S*H series? A05: Here is a list of some of the many names. If you do word-searches in the good ol' M*A*S*H Episode Guide for these names you'll be able to find the episodes that most of them were in. A few of these people had parts too small to garner a mention in the episodes' credits. - Robert Alda - Joan van Ark - Ned Beatty - Ed Begley, Jr. - Sorrell Booke - Andrew Dice Clay - Rosalind Chao - Barry Corbin - Blythe Danner - Brian Dennehy - Larry Fishburn - Ed Flanders - Teri Garr - Charles Hallahan - Gregory Harrison - Mariette Hartley - Ron Howard - Alex Karras - Bruno Kirby - Mary Kay Place - Shelley Long - Mako - Richard Masur - Pat Morita - Leslie Nielsen - Soon-Teck Oh - John Ritter - Susan St. James - Marcia Strassman - Patrick Swayze - Jeffrey Tambor - George Wendt - Larry WilcoxEND******************************************************* LVLB2507:Q06
Q06: What were some of the "Potterisms" (creative slang terms) uttered by our beloved Colonel Potter? A06: - "horse hockey!" - "mule fritters!" - "monkey muffins!" - "buffalo bagels!" - "buffalo chips!" - "pigeon pellets!" - "pony pucks!" - "beaver biscuits!" - "cow cookies!" - "bull cookies!" - "pig feathers!" - "road apples!" - "hot sausage!" - "hot mustard!" - "jumpin' jodphurs!" - "sufferin' saddlesoap!" - "sufferin' sheepdip!" - "shiverin' shinbones!" - "holy hemostat!" - "busload of bushwah!" - "sweet limburger..." - "sweet Nefertiti..." - "Geeze Louise!" - "Great Gatsby!" - "Great Caesar's Ghost..." - "Great Mother McCree..." - "What in Hanna's Hell..." - "Where in the name of Carrie's Corset..." - "What in the name of Sweet Fanny Adams..." - "What in the name of Marco 'BLESSED' Polo..." - "What in the name of Samuel Hill..." - "What in the name of Great Caesar's Salad..." - "What in the name of George Armstrong Custer..."END******************************************************* LVLB2508:Q07
Q07: Which paintings did Colonel Potter make while at the 4077th? A07: - Portrait shot of Father Francis Mulcahy, looking pious. - Portrait shot of Charles E. Winchester, mouth open, angry expression. - Full-body shot of Hawkeye Pierce, standing, leaning against his tower of tongue-depressors. - Full-body shot of Hawkeye Pierce, sitting back in chair, with feet propped up on desk and drink in hand. - Group shot of the gang (Klinger, Margaret and Mulcahy in front; BJ, Hawkeye and Charles in back) for Mrs. Potter's birthday present. - Full-body shot of Klinger, posing in "Greek Athlete", in classical discus-throwing stance. - Full-body shot of Colonel Potter on his horse, Sophie (although Klinger sat in for the painting, and Potter added his own face later). - Close-up shot of Colonel Potter's thumb. - Full-body shot of Radar outside, with mailbag slung over his shoulder. - Portrait(?) of Theodore Roosevelt.END******************************************************* LVLB2509:Q08
Q08: What were the NAMES of the many films that were shown (or at least talked about being shown) in the camp, and WHERE were they shown? A08: This list is interesting not only for the movie titles themselves, but also to help picture the scenes and quotes that accompanied them: - My Darling Clementine (shown in the mess tent) - Casablanca (mess tent) - Sahara (mess tent) - The Moon is Blue (mess tent) - State Fair (mess tent) - Bride of the Gorilla (mess tent) - Bonzo Goes to College (mess tent) - Bedtime for Bonzo (mess tent) - Bonzo Runs for President (mess tent) - First-born of Godzilla (mess tent) - The Thing that Ate the Bronx (mess tent) - The Little Colonel (w/ Shirley Temple) (mess tent) - Yankee Doodle Doctor (mess tent) - Godzilla and the Bobbysoxer (mess tent) - Ma and Pa Kettle Have a Baby (mess tent) - One Ticket to Broadway (mess tent) - Custer's Last Stand (mess tent) - Les Miserables (mess tent) - Sun Valley Serenade (w/ Sonja Henie) (mess tent) - 12 Ways to Infiltrate a Nazi Bunker (mess tent) - Hansel and Regrettal (medical film) (mess tent) - Trenchfoot Through the Ages (medical film) (mess tent) - The Bleeding Gum Story (medical film) (mess tent) - The History of Athlete's Foot (medical film) (mess tent) - Clean as a Whistle (medical film) (mess tent) - Buy You a Drink, Sailor? (medical film) (mess tent) - Of Ice and Lice (Sonja Henne hygiene film) (mess tent) - The Field Pack: Your Canvas Buddy (mess tent) - (generic black&white war picture) (mess tent) - The Imperialist Running Dog and the Showgirl (mess tent) - Yvonne, Renee & Loretta in "What the Parrot Saw" (generator shed) - Renee, Loretta & the Parrot in "What Yvonne Saw" (generator shed) - Leave Her to Heaven (w/ Gene Tierney) (the Swamp) - (stag film, title unknown) (Henry's office) - Frank's wedding film (Henry's office) - Henry's home movie (Henry's office) - Radar's home movie (Potter's office) - BJ's home movie (Potter's office)END******************************************************* LVLB2510:Q09
Q09: What is the exact wording of some of the most famous M*A*S*H quotations? A09: Since the M*A*S*H series was blessed with excellent writers, many memorable quotations were spoken by its characters. Every now and then someone will post a question to alt.tv.mash requesting the exact wording of a certain quotation, so I thought I should include several of them in this document. As far as I know these are very close to (if not the same as) the originals... but if you believe otherwise, let me know! "I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish, I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver, I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions!" - Hawkeye Pierce, "Adam's Rib" "I will not carry a gun, Frank. When I got thrown into this war I had a clear understanding with the Pentagon: no guns. I'll carry your books, I'll carry a torch, I'll carry a tune, I'll carry on, carry over, carry forward, Cary Grant, cash and carry, carry me back to Old Virginia, I'll even 'hari-kari' if you show me how, but I will not carry a gun!" - Hawkeye Pierce, "Officer of the Day" "... but know this: You can cut me off from the civilized world. You can incarcerate me with two moronic cellmates. You can torture me with your thrice-daily swill. But you cannot break the spirit of a Winchester. My voice shall be heard from this wilderness, and I shall be delivered from this fetid and festering sewer." - Charles E. Winchester III, "Fade Out, Fade In" "I am the essence of overconfidence! I am speculation, adventure; the spirit of pursuit; the stag howling for its winsome yet anonymous mate. I am the love call of evolution; the perfume and color of the flowers as they offer their pollen to the gentle buzz of the bees. I am sex itself, gentlemen. I am life. I am appetite!" - Hawkeye Pierce, "Inga" "Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice." - Sidney Freedman, "O.R."END******************************************************* LVLB2511:Q10
Q10: What are the lyrics to the M*A*S*H theme song, "Suicide is Painless"? A10: Here are what I assume to be the exact lyrics. Please note that the 1st, 3rd and 6th verses were sung during the opening credits of the movie, while the 4th verse was added during the suicide scene. The 2nd and 5th verses are included in the sheet music but not the movie. Copyright: 1969 Music: Johnny Mandel Lyrics: Mark Altman Lyrics to the M*A*S*H theme song, "Suicide is Painless": -------------------------------------------------------- Through early morning fog I see visions of the things to be the pains that are withheld for me I realize and I can see... [REFRAIN]: that suicide is painless It brings on many changes and I can take or leave it if I please. I try to find a way to make all our little joys relate without that ever-present hate but now I know that it's too late, and... [REFRAIN] The game of life is hard to play I'm gonna lose it anyway The losing card I'll someday lay so this is all I have to say. [REFRAIN] The only way to win is cheat And lay it down before I'm beat and to another give my seat for that's the only painless feat. [REFRAIN] The sword of time will pierce our skins It doesn't hurt when it begins But as it works its way on in The pain grows stronger...watch it grin, but... [REFRAIN] A brave man once requested me to answer questions that are key is it to be or not to be and I replied 'oh why ask me?' [REFRAIN] 'Cause suicide is painless it brings on many changes and I can take or leave it if I please. ...and you can do the same thing if you choose.END******************************************************* LVLB2512:Q11
Q11: What are the lyrics to the Army song in the episode "Movie Tonight"? A11: In episode #117 from the 5th season, entitled "Movie Tonight", the MASH gang broke into a traditional Army song in order to increase morale when the movie projector kept breaking down. Here are the lyrics: Father Mulcahy: Hawkeye & B.J.: --------------- --------------- A chaplain in the Army Oh the surgeons in the Army has a collar on his neck, they say we're mighty bright, if you don't listen to him we work on soldiers through the day you'll all wind up in heck. and nurses through the night. [Chorus, sung by all: [Chorus] Oh I don't want no more of Army life, Gee Ma, I wanna go home!] Colonel Potter: the Nurses: --------------- ----------- Friendships in the Army The surgeons in the Army they say are mighty rare, they're bright, they are profound, so I spend all my free time but we'll take chopper pilots carousing with my mare. they'll get you off the ground. [Chorus] [Chorus] Radar O'Reilly: Corporal Klinger: --------------- ----------------- The corporals in the Army Oh some guys like the Army you say we're really green, I think that it's a mess, but if it weren't for us guys if it's so damn terrific you'd be in the latrine. how come I wear a dress? [Chorus] [Chorus] Margaret Houlihan: Frank Burns: ------------------ ------------ Oh some nurses in the Army Oh Hawkeye and oh B.J. they haven't tied the knot, they think they're pretty smart, but this one's gonna try it I'd like to take a scalpel with Donald Penobscott. and stab them in the heart. [Ending chorus: Oh I don't want no more of Army life, Gee Ma, I wanna go, But they won't let me go, Gee Ma, I wanna go home!]END******************************************************* LVLB2513:Q12
Q12: What are some of the crazy Section-8 stunts that Klinger has pulled? A12: Corporal Maxwell Q. Klinger, arguably the most entertaining regular character on M*A*S*H, was determined to get out of the Army via a Section-8 "Psycho Discharge". The stunts that he pulled in order to convince everyone that he was crazy included the following: - Wearing women's clothing (a given). - Eating a jeep, part by part. - Soaring away on a hang-glider, looking like "a big red bird with fuzzy pink feet". - Loving the army, and then flipping back to being Queen of the Nile. - Carrying Radar's Teddy Bear. - Dressing as a nun. - Escaping in an inflatable rubber raft. - Various combinations of family members pregnant/dying appeal letters. - Riding Sophie through the camp (a la Lady Godiva) after he thought he had reenlisted. - Trying to fatten up in order to exceed the Army's weight limit. - Threatening to torch himself. ("Who put gasoline in my gasoline?!") - Doing guard duty naked while a General was on site. - During a heat wave he dressed in a rubber reducing suit and fur coat. - Pole sitting in freezing weather. - Dressing up as an old Korean peasant woman. - Running outside PostOp in his underwear, trying to get pneumonia. - Trying to convince the doctors that he had some mysterious malady. - Trying to get into West Point. - Trying to join the Navy. - Becoming "Zoltan, king of the gypsies". - Fainting spells. - Hearing loss. When his hearing came back, the first thing he heard was that it would have been his ticket home. - Pretending he was back in Toledo as a civilian. - Bravery (volunteering for dangerous mission in "Rainbow Bridge"). - Passing himself off as being pregnant. - Taking care of an imaginary camel. - Hardship discharge because of his many "children" (he got the pictures from Potter and others). - Sending love letters to Generals, usually accompanied by a revealing photo of himself. - Dressing up as Moses. - Practicing voodoo on Potter with a voodoo doll and dead chicken. - Confessing to be a serial killer who strangled female motorcycle cops. - Attempting to bribe Potter into giving him a Section-8. - Attempting to forge his own discharge papers. - Displaying himself as the Statue of Liberty for General MacArthur. - Disguising himself as a bush. - Stowing away in a mail bag.END******************************************************* LVLB2514:Q13
Q13: What are some significant addresses on (or from) M*A*S*H? A13: These addresses might prove interesting to the MASH fan who wants to do a "MASH Tour of the World". :-) Adam's Ribs: Located beside the Dearborn Street Station in Chicago, Illinois. ------------ Phone number (on the show) of the Dearborn Street Station was Dearborn 5-7500 and Adam's Ribs was Dearborn 5-2750. Shyam K. Sriram claims that Adam's Ribs exists and gave me this address: 1514 North Broadway, Joliet, Illinois, USA, 60521 He also says that there really is a Dearborn Street Station, and that Dearborn St. and North Broadway intersect, so Adam's Ribs is indeed located "near the Dearborn Street station". (Phone number to follow soon, hopefully.) Tony Packo's Hungarian Hot Dogs: 1902 Front St., Toledo, Ohio, USA, 43605. -------------------------------- Bryce A. GlassEND******************************************************* LVLB2515:Q14visited this establishment and posted the following write-up to the alt.tv.mash newsgroup: Subject: Tony Packo's Date: Mon Jul 24 15:02:38 EDT 1995 Over the weekend, I visited Tony Packo's Cafe in Toledo (Klinger's old haunt) and I thought I would post a little about the place and encourage anyone within a day's drive to visit there. I'd been there before, about five years ago, but this time I really took in the surroundings and noticed some of the MASH memorabilia. They're very proud of the exposure that MASH brought them and they display framed art of the show, and other MASH momentoes to this day. Their menu boasts that Tony Packo's was mentioned in "seven episodes of MASH." Can this be right? It almost seems like a dozen or more to me. A Packo's tradition is the signed hot-dog buns that line the walls of the cafe. Such notables as Bob Hope, Bill Clinton, Burt Reynolds and countless others have signed these buns (originally, they used real ones, but some years ago they switched to plastic.) And, of course, the entire cast of MASH is represented on these hallowed walls. In addition, I spotted a prop from an episode that featured Packo's very prominently. Remember the episode where Col. Potter had Kinger get on the horn to Packo's for some sausage casings to use in some jury-rigged medical apparatus that BJ had designed? (I can't remember the actual use for this apparatus right now.) (Note - an alert reader said that it was probably a kidney dialysis machine.) Yep, Packo's has the very box that was "sent" to Korea in that episode, signed by the cast at the time. (Hawkeye's inscription? "Yumm --Alan Alda." Father Mulcahy just wrote "God bless.") Spotting this box, with an authentic-looking "50's-era" Packo's sticker was a real charge for this old MASH fan. The box was addressed to Cpl. Maxwell Klinger, MASH 4077, Korea and even had a postal stamp from an army air-freight station in San Francisco! Besides the MASH paraphernalia, the atmoshosphere at Packo's is first-rate. On Friday's and Saturday's live music is featured with Packo's own Cake-Walking Jass Band, a fantastic group of musicians that have been playing old ragtime "jass" together for years. It's really rare to hear this kind of music (in this part of the States) played by a band that's been doing it together for so long. If you go, be sure to get a Packo's Hot Dog (actually a kind of Hungarian Sausage), and don't think you'll get away from there without heartburn. :-) It seems as if 95% of the menu is chili-based. But its well worth the later discomfort, believe me. Packo's is truly an original spot, and it's one of the few reasons left to come to Toledo. ;-) I can see why Klinger (and Jamie Farr) was so hung up on the place. If you can get there, I'd definitely go. And any international MASH fans that are coming to the States should try to make Toledo a stop on your intinerary, if only to spend an evening at Tony Packo's. It'll bring some of your fondest MASH memories back to life. Tony Packo's Cafe West: 5827 Monroe Street, Sylvania, Ohio, USA, 43560 ----------------------- This is a second Tony Packo's restaurant, which was opened quite a while after M*A*S*H had put the original Packo's on the map. It is located in Sylvania, which is a suburb of Toledo. Outdoor filming location for M*A*S*H: ------------------------------------- The site of the MASH outdoor set is in Malibu Creek State Park, which is in Calabasas, north of Los Angeles. Take the Ventura Freeway north (actually west, but that sounds silly) to Las Virgenes Road/Malibu Canyon Road. This is about 15 miles from the intersection of the Ventura Fwy with the San Diego Fwy. Exit and turn left. Go about 6 miles past the stoplight at Mullholland Highway. About a quarter of a mile on the right is the entrance to the park. It costs a buck to park your car, and the ranger will give you directions to the place where the set was. They also have a nature center where they've kept a few MASH items that didn't burn up in the brushfire that shut down shooting of the final episode. At the site, all you should expect to find is a burned out ambulance and jeep, a post marking the location, and a lot of great memories. If you know the show, you can find the chopper pad, then figure out where things were from there. Bring your walking shoes, because it's about a 2 or 3 mile hike in from the parking lot. If you're going in the summer, carry some water with you. Temperatures will be around 95-100 degrees. You can also get there by taking Pacific Coast Highway to Malibu Canyon Road (which is where Pepperdine University is located). Turn inland and go about 5 miles. The entrance will be on your left. If you come to the stoplight at Mulholland, you went too far. Remember that summer is fire season, and if it gets very dry, the rangers may close the park to visitors. You can check with the rangers by phone at (818)880-0367.
Q14: What are the rumours about various cast members leaving the show? A14: Throughout the 11-year run of M*A*S*H, some regular cast members left for various reasons. Here are some of the rumours: Timothy Brown: (Captain "Spearchucker" Jones) -------------- The writers got rid of his character after only the fifth episode of the series, since they discovered that there had been no black surgeons in the Korean War. Gary Burghoff: (Walter "Radar" O'Reilly) -------------- In an interview a few years ago, Gary said that he left the show early because he wanted to pursue other avenues (such as Broadway theatre), and that he hadn't been able to develop the character of Radar O'Reilly as much as he would have liked. However, it doesn't look like there was any tension or animosity between him and the staff because Radar was given a big send-off in an emotion-filled two part episode in the 8th season. Larry Linville: (Major Frank Burns) --------------- It's rumoured that Larry left M*A*S*H at the end of the fifth season because he didn't want to get eternally typecast as a shallow, whining, by-the-book bad guy. Judging by his track record (refer to the "Other Credits" List) I think he waited a bit too long, since almost all of his later TV/movie appearances have him portraying this type of character! Wayne Rogers: (Trapper John McIntyre) ------------- Wayne was unhappy with his role, always playing 'second fiddle' to Alda's character Hawkeye Pierce, so at the end of the third season he just quit. That's why we never saw McIntyre having a huge send-off like Colonel Blake had, since Wayne wasn't available anymore. Maclean Stevenson: (Colonel Henry Blake) ------------------ Not realizing how popular and long-lasting M*A*S*H would be, Maclean left at the end of the third season in order to pursue other TV projects. It's rumoured that he was offered a lot more money than he was receiving on M*A*S*H in order to do his own talk show, entitled "The Maclean Stevenson Show", but this show was very short-lived. Since the writers had killed his character off (partly out of malice for his leaving?), there was no way he could return to M*A*S*H. NOTE: ----- Every now and then, a nasty rumour surfaces on alt.tv.mash regarding disputes between crew/cast members, bad attitudes, unprofessional conduct, etc. These seem to be nothing more than rumours though, as very reliable sources can attest to the wonderful relationship that the people of M*A*S*H had with each other. The most recent rumour was a claim that Gary Burghoff ("Radar O'Reilly") was the hardest person to work with in Hollywood. Larry Gelbart (writer, director and producer of many M*A*S*H episodes, and an active participant in the alt.tv.mash newsgroup) quickly squelched the rumour by stating the following: "I'm not sure that even those who appreciate the work he did as Radar (starting with the motion picture) understand what a truly fine actor he is. Watch him in any episode and see the way he listens to his fellow actors (and not everyone does or did this) - see how he finds a way of helping whoever he's ever doing a scene with - how inventive he is with little bits of business, and never distracting from anyone else. After all this time, I am still in awe of the fabulous gifts he put at the service of the series." Mike Farrell ("BJ Hunnicut") also felt that the rumour had no merit, and he relayed a message to alt.tv.mash to discredit it. Here is an excerpt from his message: "For any group of people to work that closely together in the high stress situation that is a television series for that many years presupposes that there will be disagreements - sometimes big ones. As Gary has admitted, there were times he behaved in a manner that doesn't make him glow with pride in retrospect. I wonder how many of us could make the same statement. There is no "good source" for such a rumor because there is no validity to it. I had the privilege of working with the cast and company for eight years and can attest to the fact that it was very much a family. As is the case in the best of families, there were some who were more outgoing, some who were better at one thing than another, some who behaved inappropriately at times, but when things got "out of line" or when tensions, for any reason, got to a level that needed to be dealt with, they were dealt with openly, respectfully and appropriately."END******************************************************* LVLB2516:Q15
Q15: Which tents/structures/areas make up the 4077th camp? A15: This is important because it gives us insight about how the members of the 4077th lived, worked, played and structured their activities. Some places listed below were actually shown on the show, while others were only referred to or hinted at. - The Swamp (shown) - Colonel Potter's tent (shown) - Margaret Houlihan's tent (shown) - Father Mulcahey's tent (shown) - Klinger's tent (shown) - The nurses' tent(s) (shown) - The enlisted men's tent(s) (shown) - The V.I.P. tent (shown) - The Mess Tent (shown) - The kitchen (permanent structure, shown) - Pre-Op (permanent structure, shown) - Operating Room (permanent structure, shown) - Post-Op Room (permanent structure, shown) - Commanding Officer's office (permanent structure, shown) - Company Clerk's office (permanent structure, shown) - Officer's Club (permanent structure, shown) - Officer's latrine (shown) - Enlisted men's latrine (never shown) - Supply storage shed (permanent structure, shown) - Generator shed (permanent structure, shown) - Motor pool (shown) - Cesspool (never shown) - Chopper pad (shown) - Minefield (shown) - Basketball hoop and court (shown) - Sophie's stable (shown)END******************************************************* LVLB2517:Q16-Q17
Q16: From where is B.J. Hunnicut's first name derived? A16: From his mother, "Bea", and his father, "Jay". Q17: Why did Colonel Blake sometimes say "Abyssinia" instead of goodbye? A17: "Abyssinia" was a popular slang term for "I'll be seeing ya'".END******************************************************* LVLB2518:Q18
Q18: The emotions in the O.R. scene of "Abyssinia, Henry" right after Henry's death looked so real! Why was that? A18: On June 29th 1999, Larry Gelbart posted the following to alt.tv.mash: For those of you who have inquired recently about this subject, here is an excerpt from my book, "Laughing Matters." Naturally, CBS did not want us to "kill" the Henry Blake character. And so was sentimental, dear old 20th Century Fox. Killing a character in a half-hour show had never been done before. That was all the reason Gene and I needed to know we would have to do it. M*A*S*H was a fast track for actors, but the late McLean Stevenson, who played Henry, was not an actor in the classical sense. He was a personality, a terrific one. He had done a lot of television, and appeared in a good many commercials, but I don't think he ever felt completely comfortable working with experienced actors. Which is not to say that he didn't do a marvelous job. I think that after three years of co-starring in it, he felt the series had done a marvelous job for him, too - that it had served as a showcase for his talents and he would move on, get his own writers, producers, and directors, and do for himself what we had all done for each other. M*A*S*H, however, was a once-in-a-career confluence of collaborators, an experience not likely to be repeated simply because you hoped it would. Though Mac was under contract to the series for an additional two years, Gene and I felt that it was everyone's best interest to let him leave. An unhappy actor in a group effort becomes a tremendous emotional burden for all concerned. We resolved that, instead of doing an episode in which yet another actor leaves yet another series, we would try to have Mac/Henry's departure make a point, one that was consistent with the series' attitude regarding the wastefulness of war; we would have that character die as a result of the conflict. After three years of showing faceless bit players portraying dying or dead servicemen, here was an opportunity to have a character that our audience knew and loved, one whose death would mean something to them. Gene and I worked out a story entitled, "Abyssinia, Henry" - Abyssinia being a 20's expression meaning "I'll be seeing you." The phrase struck us as very breezy, very Henry Blake-ish. We asked two writers, a pair of M*A*S*H stalwarts, Everett Greenbaum and the late Jim Fritzell, to write the episode. We distributed the finished script to the cast and various production departments, but removed the last page, which called for Radar to enter the O.R. with the communiqué that informs everyone that Henry Blake, who had been discharged, and was on his way back to his family in the States. Colonel Blake's plane went down in the Sea of Japan, he informs us ... and "there weren't no survivors." We kept that one, last page under wraps, locking it in my desk drawer. The only cast member we let in on the secret was Alan. We planned the schedule for this episode so that the O.R. scene would be the last one we shot. There were, in fact, two O.R. sequences in that show: one in which Henry is informed by Radar that he, Henry, is going home, that he has received his discharge orders, and everyone in the room breaks into raucous song; the second, the one in which Radar reads the communique announcing Henry's death. After we shot the first scene, the one in which Henry gets the good news, the cast and crew, understandably, began to wrap, pulling the plug on the episode, and for that matter, the whole season. There were a great many visitors on the set: spectators, press, family, friends, easily a couple of hundred people. We asked everyone to wait a few minutes, that we had one more piece of business to finish. I had a couple of words privately with Billy Jurgensen, our cinematographer. I told him what was up, and asked him to position his camera for the one additional scene. I did not want to rehearse it; we would shoot it only once. Then, taking the cast aside, I opened a manila envelope that contained the one-page last scene, telling them I had something I wanted to show them. "I don't want to see it!" Gary Burghoff exploded. "I know you! You've got pictures of dead babies in there!" Assuring him I didn't, I gave each a copy of the one page scene to read to themselves. Each had a different reaction. "F--king brilliant," said Larry Linville. "You son of a b--ch," Gary said to McLean. "You'll probably get an Emmy out of this!" Mac, who had stayed to watch the filming of what he knew was his last M*A*S*H, was speechless. But that doesn't begin to say it. We returned to the set and shot the scene. Gary was unbelievably touching as he read the message on-camera. The others reacted with a kind of heartfelt sincerity that was stunning - their performance based on their real surprise and lingering shock, their awareness of how much Mac meant to them. The performances of the extras and crew, hearing of Henry's death for the first time, as the cameras were rolling were all one could ask of them. Unhappily, there was some sort of technical glitch. Either the boom mike or a light or whatever could go wrong did and we had to shoot it again. I was heartsick. I thought Gary would never be able to do a second take as beautifully as he did the first. He was better. And on that second go, a totally unexpected thing happened. After Gary finished reading his message, there was a hushed silence in the O.R. set, as B.J.'s camera panned the stricken faces of the actors, and then someone off-camera accidentally let a surgical instrument drop to the floor. It was perfect, that clattering, hollow sound, filling a palpable void in a way that no words could. I could not have planned it better; I wish I had planned it - whenever I happen to hear it again, I marvel at how perfectly it worked out. Mac left the stage without a word to anyone; he couldn't stay for the wrap party. The scene destroyed him. I learned later he sat crying in his dressing room for hours. We received a tremendous amount of mail from people saying say that it wasn't true, that Henry wasn't really dead. They felt that we had jerked their emotions around, that M*A*S*H was a comedy show and it wasn't fair to do what we did to them. I think it's fair to say that over the years we had given them fair warning that we might make them care from time to time.END******************************************************* LVLB2519:Q19-Q21
Q19: Are the rumours true about Radar O'Reilly having a deformed hand? A19: Yes, a couple of the fingers on Gary Burghoff's left hand are smaller than normal. This is well hidden from the audience though, as just about every scene has Radar conveniently covering up his left hand or holding something with it. Q20: Who owns the faceless voice that does all the P.A. announcements? It usually isn't Radar or Klinger. A20: There's Sal Viscuso, from "Soap" fame (was shown in one or two MASH episodes (check the ever-so-handy Episode Guide), though he wasn't playing his P.A. announcer character), Todd Susman, from ah, "Operation Noselift" fame, and Jimmy Lydon was the missing *third* voice. Viscuso and Susman were the most commonly known ones. Q21: What is the name of Radar's teddy bear. A21: The most dreaded question of all on alt.tv.mash. The answer is simple: It never had a name. As far as I know, Radar's teddy bear hasn't been referred to as anything other than "bear", "teddy bear", etc.END******************************************************* LVLB2520:Q22
Q22: Is M*A*S*H available on video or DVD? A22: Yes. Fox will be releasing all seasons of M*A*S*H on DVD and VHS. They started with season 1 on the 8th of January 2002. Season 2 was released in July of 2002. According to the cover of the season 2 discs, season 3 will be available in winter 2003, but that it was subject to change. They can be ordered at online stores like Amazon. There will be 3 DVD's pr season. Unlike the DVD version, VHS buyers will need to buy three separate volumes to get the complete season: "M*A*S*H: The TV Series, Season 1, Volume 1" contains episodes 1 through 8, Season 1, Volume 2 contains episodes 9 through 16, and Season 1, Volume 3 contains episodes 17 through 24. Columbia House used to send out compilation tapes of the series to subscribers, but they lost the rights. If you are an existing subscriber to Columbia House you will continue to receive tapes. The final episode is also available but may be harder to find. CBS/Fox Video released this around 1986, but it was set at a price for rental stores to buy for their rental stock, not at a price for purchase by general consumers. I'm told that the tape can be obtained at Blockbuster Video stores. You could also try auction sites like Ebay M*A*S*H the movie (1970) was released on DVD and special edition VHS on January 8 2002. The 2-disc DVD set includes a 2.35:1 anamorphic widescreen transfer, English 2.0 stereo and English and French mono tracks, audio commentary with Robert Altman, "AMC Backstory," "The Story of M*A*S*H," "M*A*S*H: History Through the Lens," "M*A*S*H Reunion" featurettes, a film restoration demo, still gallery, trailers, and an easter egg.END******************************************************* LVLB2521:Q23-Q28
Q23: Which episode did Richard Gere appear in? A23: Richard Gere never appeared in M*A*S*H. Q24: What is the name of Col. Potter's horse? A24: Sophie. Q25: Is the actress Terry Farrell (Star Trek DS9) related to Mike Farrell? A25: No. But Judy Farrell who played various nurses in the series was at one time married to Mike Farrell. Q26: Did any actors on the show serve in the Korean War? A26: No, but Jamie Farr did tour Korea while in the army, but this was after the war had ended. Q27: What brand of bra does Klinger wear and what size is it? A27: It was a Miss Highrise size 36B. Q28: What piece of music is Charles teaching the chinese musicians in the last episode. A28: The piece was the "Quintet for Clarinet and Strings (K. 581)" by Mozart.END******************************************************* LVLB2522:Q29
Q29: Was Gary Burghoff (Radar) difficult to work with? A29: Every now and then, a nasty rumour surfaces on alt.tv.mash regarding disputes between crew/cast members, bad attitudes, unprofessional conduct, etc. These seem to be nothing more than rumours though, as very reliable sources can attest to the wonderful relationship that the people of M*A*S*H had with each other. The most recent rumour was a claim that Gary Burghoff ("Radar O'Reilly") was the hardest person to work with in Hollywood. Larry Gelbart (writer, director and producer of many M*A*S*H episodes, and an active participant in the alt.tv.mash newsgroup) quickly squelched the rumour by stating the following: "I'm not sure that even those who appreciate the work he did as Radar (starting with the motion picture) understand what a truly fine actor he is. Watch him in any episode and see the way he listens to his fellow actors (and not everyone does or did this) - see how he finds a way of helping whoever he's ever doing a scene with - how inventive he is with little bits of business, and never distracting from anyone else. After all this time, I am still in awe of the fabulous gifts he put at the service of the series." Mike Farrell ("BJ Hunnicut") also felt that the rumour had no merit, and he relayed a message to alt.tv.mash to discredit it. Here is an excerpt from his message: "For any group of people to work that closely together in the high stress situation that is a television series for that many years presupposes that there will be disagreements - sometimes big ones. As Gary has admitted, there were times he behaved in a manner that doesn't make him glow with pride in retrospect. I wonder how many of us could make the same statement. There is no "good source" for such a rumor because there is no validity to it. I had the privilege of working with the cast and company for eight years and can attest to the fact that it was very much a family. As is the case in the best of families, there were some who were more outgoing, some who were better at one thing than another, some who behaved inappropriately at times, but when things got "out of line" or when tensions, for any reason, got to a level that needed to be dealt with, they were dealt with openly, respectfully and appropriately."END******************************************************* LVLB2523:Q30
Q30: Which episode did Vic Tayback appear in? A30: The IMDB claims he played in the episode "The Incubator." Paul Gadzikowski wrote this on alt.tv.mash in December 2000: "Then the IMDB is incorrect, or incomplete. According to information from Larry Gelbart when this subject came up about a month ago, Tayback was cast in the role of the supply sergeant and shot the scene, only for the staff to decide his interpretation of the character didn't work. The scene was reshot for air with another actor in the part."END******************************************************* LVLB2524:Q31
Q31: What is the episode "A Smile, a Song and a Surprise"? A31: There are some questions, such as "Why did Spearchucker leave?" or what is the name of that piece of music that Charles taught the Korean prisoners?", that come up regularly on the newsgroup. Some of the regulars started to refer to a mysterious episode containing the answers to all questions. "A Smile, a Song and a Surprise" is the legendary and mythical episode that includes all the unexplained details the series left unresolved (the name of the bear, why Spearchucker left, etc). It is broadcast once every four years to celebrate Leap Year and every year on April 1. "A Smile, a Song and a Surprise": For the only time in the series history, the lyrics are sung during the opening credits. Radar mentions his bear's name, although the secrecy surrounding filming required that Gary Burghoff record 947 names (some of those are Mozart, Teddy and Rosebud) for dubbing onto that episode. The name is redubbed for every rebroadcast. It is rumored that is the true reason for GB's departure from the show. After Radar left, Captain Tuttle looked after Radar's pets. Having found Klinger's discarded dresses, Tuttle decided to form a musical trio drag act with Captain Spaulding and Spearchucker. Their act was so bad they were driven out of camp. While many were busy in the mess tent for the big send-off for Spearchucker, Richard Gere's character was dying in post-op. In a delirious state, he informs Frank that his brother used to call him "Ferret Face"; in his last breath, he whisper the names that stand for B.J. As the body is loaded into the ambulance, Charles plays Mozart's Quintet for Clarinet and Strings with his reshaped instrument and the help of some local musicians. The episode was written by Vic Tayback and Larry Gelbart played the supply sergeant.END******************************************************* LVLB2525:Q32-Q37
Q32: What kind of helicopter is used in the opening credits A32: It was a Bell 47, first flown in prototype in 1945. Q33: I've heard that Harry Morgan beat up his wife, is that true? A33: On July 2 1996, Harry Morgan, then 81-years-old, was arrested and booked for spousal battery in Brentwood, Calif. On July 6 he was charged with one misdemeanor count of spousal battery against Barbara Morgan, his wife of ten years. Barbara, then 71, was treated for several contusions and a small laceration. She stated the abuse began with a quarrel at a social engagement on July 2, and that later that evening her husband became violent. Morgan faced jail time and a fine, but he completed six months of court-recommended conselling, and the charge was dropped in July 1997. Q34: Is the sign over the entrance to the Swamp a peace symbol? A34: It's considered to be a a good luck/evil eye symbol from S.M.(hee hee) and that the doctor who wrote the novel MASH, "Richard Hooker," had it painted on his tent's door when he was serving in Korea. It apparently got picked up by the production staff in the movie (it appears there) and since the set used in the movie also was used in the tv show it's the same sign. Q35: Who is Elsig? A35: Elsig is a pseudonym for Larry Gelbart, creator and producer of the tv show and writer and/or director of what most M*A*S*H fan's consider the best episodes in the 4 first seasons. He left after season 4 but was credited at the end of every single show during it's entire run. "El" is the phonetic spelling of L, "si" is for his middle name, Simon, and "g" is for Gelbart. He reads the group and posts regularly. Q36: Are there any episode guides available? A36: Yes there are. One can be found at faqs.org and if you want a nicer layout you can find one at Andy Lawsonsbrilliant site. Q37: Is the Korean language spoken on the show genuine? A37: There are multiple languages used in MASH. There is a fair amount of Korean along with Chinese, Japanese, French, Turkish, etc. The accuracy of the Korean used varies greatly with the actor speaking it. The actor (Soon Tech Oh?) who plays the surrendering Korean soldier speaks fluent Korean, and even hams up the lines a bit (at one point reciting the words to a famous Korean folk song as part of his dialog). On the other hand, the woman who plays the daughter of the local countess that Hawkeye falls in love with speaks terrible Korean, obviously just regurgitating memorized sounds. A native Korean speaker would very likely not recognize it as Korean at all. Even a small mispronunciation can make most Koreans not understand you at all.END******************************************************* LVLB2526:Appendix 1
APPENDIX01: List of contributors to the FAQ. ----------- - Mark Rosteck-- FAQ Creator . - Elf - FAQ Maintainer - Doug Krause - Andy Lawson - Rachel Allgood - Scott Barvian - Jane Bomberger - Monica Cellio - Evelyn Chianelli - Matt Crowder - Nicholas Curcio - John C. Dean - Ray Depew - Sven Dickert - Marcia Djudzman & Jim Bala III - Mitchell K. Dwyer - Sara J. Dymek - Samuel H. Edwards - Bill Eicher - Mike Farrell - Brad Filippone - Graham Gales - Ross Garmil - Larry Gelbart - Eric Gemunder - Bryce A. Glass - Elizabeth Henson - Edwin Heusinkveld - Katherine Houdek - Matthew C. Jaeky - Vic Kamhiv - Edward J. Krall - Matthew David Moore - MrQuixote - Sascha Muertz - Robert E. Nelson - Russ Newman - Erika Ofey - Bill Paul - Josh Rosenberg - Cynthia Ross - Dave Schaumann - Duane & Millie Schwab - Shankar Sivanandan - Shyam K. Sriram - Jochen Stein - Carole Lee Sussman - Lindsey Troy - Jeff Vorwerk - Jodi Weber - Steve Yuletide - Eric A. Zomer - Mikael Uhlin - Genna Reeney - John Szalay - Chadd VanZanten - Joel Risberg < joel@james-taylor.com> - Horst Prillinger < hprill@excite.com> - Walter Johnson - Brad - ALL OF THE EXTREMELY HELPFUL AND GENEROUS READERS OF ALT.TV.MASH!
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