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Season 11 (1982 - 1983)
Regular Cast -
Alan Alda ... Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce
Loretta Swit ... Maj. Margaret 'Hot Lips' Houlihan
Mike Farrell ... Capt. B.J. Hunnicut
Harry Morgan ... Col. Sherman T. Potter
Jamie Farr ... Cpl. / Sgt. Maxwell 'Max' Q. Klinger
David Ogden Stiers ... Maj. Charles Emerson Winchester III
William Christopher ... Lt. / Capt. Father Francis J. Mulcahy
236. Hey, Look Me Over (1-G21)
October 25, 1982
Written by Alan Alda
Directed by Susan Oliver
Guest Stars:
Peggy Feury ... Col. Bucholtz
Gary Grubbs ... Lt. Geyer
Deborah Harmon ... Nurse Webster
Perry Lang ... Sandler
Jeff Maxwell ... Pvt. Igor Straminsky
Kellye Nakahara ... Nurse Kellye
Shari Saba ... Nurse
Rita Wilson ... Nurse Lacey
Hawkeye watched Nurse Kellye brighten a wounded GI's final moments and
comes to appreciate the nurses' vital contribution to the healing process.
237. Trick or Treatment (9-B01)
November 1, 1982
Written by Dennis Keonig
Directed by Charles S. Dubin
Guest Stars:
Terry Brannon ... Marine
Andrew Dice Clay ... Cpl. Hrabosky (as Andrew Clay)
Richard Lineback ... Private Scala
James Lough ... Pvt. Crotty
R.J. Miller ... Graves Registration Driver
John Otrin ... Ambulance Attendant
Herman Poppe ... M.P.
Arlee Reed ... Soldier
Arnold F. Turner ... Graves Registration Assistant
George Wendt ... Pvt. La Roche
The 4077th Halloween party hosts an unexpected guest after Father
Mulcahy works an apparent miracle during the reading of a soldier's last rites.
238. Foreign Affairs (1-G22)
November 8, 1982
Written by David Pollock and Elias Davis
Directed by Charles S. Dubin
Guest Stars:
Byron Chung ... Chong-Wa
Buddy Farmer ... M.P.
Melinda Mullins ... Martine LeClerc
Soon-Tek Oh ... Joon-Sung
Pat Romano ... French Soldier (as Patrick Romano)
Jeffrey Tambor ... Maj. Reddish
Jo Ann Thompson ... Nurse
Dennis Troy ... Corpsman
The Army tries to get a North Korean pilot to defect; and Charles gets a
rude shock when he falls for a French nurse with an unacceptable past.
239. The Joker is Wild (1-G24)
November 15, 1982
Written by John Rappaport and Dennis Koenig
Directed by Burt Metcalfe
Guest Stars:
David Haid ... Pvt. Leightman
Clyde Kusatsu ... Capt. Yamato
Jeff Maxwell ... Pvt. Igor Straminsky
Kellye Nakahara ... Nurse Kellye
It's another M*A*S*H prankathon. This time, Hawkeye appears to be the
marked man after menial practical jokes happen to everyone in camp,
but him. Will they get him too? Or is Hawkeye already the victim of an
even larger practical joke? Hawkeye's guard is up when B.J. threatens
to pull off the most elaborate practical joke in the compound's history.
240. Who Knew? (1-G18)
November 22, 1982
Written by David Pollock and Elias Davis
Directed by Harry Morgan
Guest Stars:
Enid Kent ... Nurse Bigelow
Kellye Nakahara ... Nurse Kellye
Shari Saba ... Nurse
Jo Ann Thompson ... Nurse Jo Ann
When a nurse that Hawkeye is dating dies, he offers to deliver the eulogy.
The problem is that he discovers that he didn't know her
241. Bombshells (9-B02)
November 28, 1982
Written by Dan Wilcox and Thad Mumford
Directed by Charles S. Dubin
Guest Stars:
Michael Bond ... Cpt. Hobart
Michael Carmine ... Patient
Stuart Charno ... Corp. Sonneborn (as Stu Charno)
Gerald S. O'Loughlin ... Gen. Schwerin (as Gerald O'Loughlin)
Bill Snider ... Corpsman
Robert Townsend ... Patient
Paul Tuerpe ... I-Corps Courier
Allen Williams ... Lt. Priore
Frank Slaten ... Corpsman Frank (uncredited)
Charles and Hawkeye start a rumor that Marylin Monroe plans to
visit the 4077th; and B.J. feels responsible when he's unable to
rescue a wounded soldier.
242. Settling Debts (1-G23)
December 6, 1982
Written by Dan Wilcox and Thad Mumford
Directed by Mike Switzer
Guest Stars:
Guy Boyd ... Sgt. Lally
Jennifer Davis ... Nurse
Jeff East ... Lt. Pavelich
Jeff Maxwell ... Pvt. Igor Straminsky
Jack McCulloch ... Soldier
Hawkeye receives a letter from Colonel Potters wife where she informs that
she has paid the last mortgage on their home and asks Hawkeye and friends
to throw a small surprise party for Potter to celebrate.
243. The Moon is Not Blue (1-G20)
December 13, 1982
Written by Larry Balmagia
Directed by Charles S. Dubin
Guest Stars:
Hamilton Camp ... Maj. Frankenheimer
Sandy Helberg ... Bannister
Jan Jorden ... Nurse Baker
Jeff Maxwell ... Pvt. Igor Straminsky
Larry Ward ... General Rothaker
Frank Slaten ... Corpsman Frank (uncredited)
With the camp facing prohibition and a severe medical-supply shortage
during another heat wave, Hawkeye resolves to lift morale by importing a
racy new movie, "The Moon is Blue".
244. Run for the Money (9-B03)
December 20, 1982
Written by Mike Farrell, David Pollock, and Elias Davis
Directed by Nell Cox
Guest Stars:
Mark Anderson ... Earl 'Jackrabbit' LeMasters
Phil Brock ... Pvt. Walt Palmer
Robert Alan Browne ... Col. Crocker
Thomas Callaway ... Cpt. Sweeney
Michael Conn ... G.I.
Ron Kapra ... Driver
Kellye Nakahara ... Nurse Kellye
William G. Schilling ... Sgt. Jesse McFarland (as William Schilling)
Juney Smith ... G.I.
Barbara Tarbuck ... Maj. Judy Parker
Ken Wright ... G.I.
Father Mulcahy must save the camp's honor in a high-stakes footrace against
the 8063rd. Hawkeye, BJ, and Hot Lips each bet on it. Meanwhile, Charles
tries to help Private Walter Palmer, a patient who suffers frequent verbal
abuse from his fellow soldiers due to a speech impediment.
245. U.N., the Night and the Music (9-B06)
January 3, 1983
Written by David Pollock and Elias Davis
Directed by Harry Morgan
Guest Stars:
Brigitte Chandler ... Nurse
Dennis Holahan ... Per Johannsen
George Innes ... Dr. Randolph Kent
Kellye Nakahara ... Nurse Kellye
David Packer ... Pvt. Lumley
Kavi Raz ... Ramurti Lal
Shari Saba ... Nurse
Bill Snider ... Bartender
A United Nations delegation tours the 4077th-a Swede, a Hindu, and a
British officer-and each leaves a lasting effect on the men and women of
the camp.
246. Strange Bedfellows (9-B07)
January 10, 1983
Written by Mike Farrell
Directed by Karen L. Hall
Guest Stars:
Dennis Dugan ... Robert Wilson
Benjamin F. Wilson ... ?
The 4077th faces a sleepless night as Charles's snoring keeps B.J.
and Hawkeye from counting sheep; and Colonel Potter discovers that his
son-in-law has had an affair.
247. Say No More (9-B08)
January 24, 1983
Written by John Rappaport
Directed by Charles S. Dubin
Guest Stars:
John Anderson ... Gen. Addison Collins
Jeff Chapman ... Maloney
Norman Garrett ... Patient
Michael Horton ... Lt. Curt Collins
Chip Johnson ... Captain Sterne
James Karen ... Dr. Stephen Chesler
Jeff Maxwell ... Pvt. Igor Straminsky
Kellye Nakahara ... Nurse Kellye
Dennis Troy ... Corpsman
General Addison Collins refuses to accept responsibility for the war games
that have mortally wounded his son Curtis, a lieutenant. Charles tries to
help Margaret, who develops laryngitis as she is about to meet her hero,
Dr. Steven Chesler.
248. Friends and Enemies (9-B05)
February 7, 1983
Written by Karen L. Hall
Directed by Jamie Farr
Guest Stars:
Jennifer Davis ... Nurse
Roy Goldman ... Roy Goldman
Jim Lefebvre ... Sgt. Zurilli
Jeff Maxwell ... Pvt. Igor Straminsky
John McLiam ... Col. Woody Cooke
Kellye Nakahara ... Nurse Kellye
Matthew Price ... Corp. Marsh
Michael Rogers ... Wounded Soldier
Bill Snider ... Snider
Jo Ann Thompson ... Nurse
Jack Yates ... Large enlisted man
Colonel Potter must decide whether to blow the whistle on an old army
chum, Woody Cooke, whose military mistakes are costing human lives. BJ
suffers from both an ingrown toenail and from Charles' insistence on
playing his Mahler records.
249. Give and Take (9-B09)
February 14, 1983
Written by Dennis Koenig
Directed by Charles S. Dubin
Guest Stars:
G.W. Bailey ... Army Sgt. Luther Rizzo
Alberta Jay ... Nurse
Sagan Lewis ... Nurse Armstrong
Jeff Maxwell ... Pvt. Igor Straminsky
Kellye Nakahara ... Nurse Kellye
Craig Wasson ... Pvt. Kurland
Dereck Wong ... Korean Soldier
Wounded Private Kurland learns a painful lesson from the enemy soldier
he's critically wounded, while the thankless job of charity collection
officer passes from one staff member to another.
250. As Time Goes By (9-B10)
February 21, 1983
Written by Dan Wilcox and Thad Mumford
Directed by Burt Metcalfe
Guest Stars:
G.W. Bailey ... Army Sgt. Luther Rizzo
Brigitte Chandler ... Nurse
Rosalind Chao ... Soon-Lee
Chao Li Chi ... Korean Husband (as Chao-Li Chi)
Mark Herrier ... Corp. Stoddard
Oksun Kim ... Korean Wife
Jeff Maxwell ... Pvt. Igor Straminsky
Kellye Nakahara ... Nurse Kellye
Michael Swan ... Lt. Brannum
Jo Ann Thompson ... Nurse
Wesley Thompson ... Corpsman
Hawkeye and Margaret encapsulate the breadth of their wartime experience
when they bury souvenirs as a reminder for future generations.
251. Goodbye, Farewell and Amen (9-B04)
February 28, 1983
Written by Alan Alda, Burt Metcalfe, John Rappaport, Thad Mumford,
Dan Wilcox, David Pollock, Elias Davis, and Karen Hall
Directed by Alan Alda
Guest Stars:
Allan Arbus ... Maj. Sidney Freedman
G.W. Bailey ... Sgt. Luther Rizzo
Rosalind Chao ... Soon-Lee Klinger
Jeff Maxwell ... Pvt. Igor Straminsky
Kellye Nakahara ... Nurse Kellye
Natasha Bauman ... Nurse
Mark Casella ... Jeep Driver (as Mark Cassella)
Brigitte Chandler ... Nurse
Jen-Chia Chang ... Chinese Musician
Blake Clark ... 2nd MP
Jennifer Davis ... Nurse
Gwen Farrell ... Nurse Gwen
Judy Farrell ... Nurse Able
Dennis Flood ... Corpsman
Roy Goldman ... Roy Goldman
Byron Jeong ... Chinese Musician
Jan Jorden ... Nurse Baker
Enid Kent ... Nurse Bigelow
Jim Lau ... Chinese Musician
Scott Lincoln ... G.I.
June Kyoto Lu ... Woman with Shawl (as June Kim)
Herb Mitchell ... 1st MP (as Herb L. Mitchell)
David Orr ... Soldier
John Otrin ... The Ambulance Driver
Frank Zi-Li Peng ... Chinese Musician
Shari Saba ... Nurse Shari
Kevin Scannell ... MacArthur
John Shearin ... The Chopper Pilot
Frank Slaten ... Corpsman Frank
Bill Snider ... Corpsman
Arthur Song ... Korean Man
Laurence Soong ... Chinese Musician
Jo Ann Thompson ... Nurse Jo Ann
Dennis Troy ... Corpsman
Jon Van Ness ... Truman
Lang Yun ... The Woman on Bus
Although reports that the war is almost over reach the camp with
increasing frequency, the 4077th is still full with refugees and pri-
soners of war. Fresh casualties pour in as both sides try to gain
ground before the armistice. A deeply troubled Hawkeye has been sent
away to the psychiatric hospital where Dr. Sidney Freedman tries to
help him find the cause of his breakdown, which is associated with a
tragic incident on a trip back from R&R at the beach.
Other members of the unit are coping with the final days of war,
and making plans to get out. Hot Lips' father is trying to find
her a glamorous Army post. B.J. is determined to make it back for
his daughter's birthday. Charles wants a plum appointment at a
Boston hospital. Klinger worries about Soon-Lee's attempts to
find her parents. The normal business of the camp is interrupted
by a runaway Army tank that crashes into the compound and destroys
the half-built latrine.
With two results. First, Charles wanders off to relieve himself
and stumbles on a group of Chinese musicians. They surrender and
come back with him to the camp. Second, the enemy spots the tank
and begins to shell the base. Father Mulcahy bravely ventures out
under fire to release the POWs, a shell explodes near him, and he
suffers a mild concussion. When B.J. examines him, he detects a
hearing loss that Father Mulcahy begs him to keep from the rest
of the company.
The barrage continues as the unit fails to move the tank out. Hawk-
eye returns to the 4077th and is called straight into the O.R. He
is urgently needed because B.J. has received orders permitting him
to go home.
Charles learns that he has been appointed to him Boston hospital
but quarrels violently with Hot Lips on discovering that she has
pulled strings for him. He consoles himself by teaching the Chi-
nese musicians a little touch of Mozart. Klinger, meanwhile, has
brought back a reluctant Soon-Lee to the safety of the camp, al-
though she is still determined to find her parents. He is obvi-
ously in love.
The pressure on the company is temporarily relieved when Hawkeye,
who has coped successfully with his return to surgery, drives the
tank into the 4077th's trash dump. But only temporarily. Fires
started by incendiary bombs in the surrounding woods are visible
from the camp and Colonel Potter orders evacuation proceedings.
The Colonel's desperate plea for a relief surgeon is answered un-
expectedly by the return of B.J., who was already one-third of the
way home when the Army recalled him to fulfill the Colonel's staff
request. He misses his daughter's birthday, but the company hosts
a birthday party for an orphan with B.J. as the guest of honor.
Klinger proposes marriage and is accepted by Soon-Lee. He is over-
joyed. Charles, however, is not so happy when he loses his "orches-
tra" to a relocation center.
The end of the war is only hours away, but the casualties keep coming
in -- among them Charles' flutist. Finally, the surgical teams learn
of the immediate ceasefire as they operate on a group of desperately
wounded soldiers and civilians. The war is over.
At the noisy, joyful camp party that night, members of the company talk
about their lives after the war. Colonel Potter looks forward to be-
coming a semi-retired country doctor. Hot Lips declares she has opted
for the States and a big city hospital. Klinger announces his engage-
ment and says that he is staying in Korea to help find Soon-Lee's par-
ents. Charles is still going to Boston, despite Hot Lips' "meddling."
B.J., of course, wants to go home, yet refuses to actually say "goodbye"
to the others. And Hawkeye? Perhaps, after all, he will not be going
to the big city surgical post that he always dreamed of ...
After Klinger and Soon-Lee marry and leave the camp in traditional
Korean style, the other members of the company depart one by one. By
now, the camp is a ghost town. Father Mulcahy leaves to start a new
life ministering to the deaf. Hot Lips is kissed and hugged. Even
her disagreement with Charles is reconciled. Charles himself exits
with Rizzo in a garbage truck. Colonel Potter takes Sophie for one
last ride before she is adopted by the orphanage. Finally, B.J. and
Hawkeye go together on B.J.'s motorbike to meet Hawkeye's chopper.
As Hawkeye looks down over the desolate camp, he sees a message B.J.
has left on the pad: a GOODBYE marked out in stone.
*****
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