NOTE: Ed Koch was a onetime mayor of the city of New York
cold: in a broadcasting throwback, GAM & the SNL Band perform the NBC theme
skit: Todd & Lisa crack up upon seeing refrigerator repairman's (DAA) low pants
show: Tomorrow- Tom Snyder (DAA) interviews Mick Jagger [real]
news: BIM adopts JAC's view on ERA ratification during Point-Counterpoint

cold: SNL audience member Honker (BIM) thinks he's at a Yankee game
skit: phone talk of (LAN) & ex-boyfriend spurs one-night stand (host) to leave
show: On The Spot- school lunch provider Irwin Mainway rebuts nutrition worries
skit: traffic is low at the Scotch Boutique adhesive tape specialty store
news: DAA is offended by football cheerleaders' revealing uniforms

skit: host arrives to take Connie Conehead (LAN) on a date
COMM: Super Epoxy-Dent- a helicopter test proves it prevents denture slippage
song: host & SNL Band perform "Meek"
MISC: "La Dolce Gilda"- a TOS film shows a sample of GIR's Felliniesque life
skit: a middle class family helps with prison overcrowding by housing inmates

mono: host gives trained animal BIM crackers for performing various stunts
skit: medieval judge Theodoric of York tries (LAN) on devil-consortion charges
skit: while cruising in a bar, the Festrunks hit on (GIR), (LAN), & (JAC)
news: Diana Ross (GAM) sings "Over The Rainbow" during an interview with BIM

skit: Samurai Optometrist- Futaba makes a new pair of glasses for Mr. Dantley
skit: Nick "Sands" entertains patrons in a bar outside of Las Vegas
skit: babysitter "Uncle" Roy (host) plays naughty games with (LAN) & (GIR)
COMM: live in concert, Elvis Presley's Coat sings his greatest hits
news: Elizabeth Taylor (JOB) chokes on chicken during an interview with BIM

cold: musical guest sings "Soul Man"
skit: Mercy Killers- orderlies (DAA) & (BIM) euthanize the wrong patient (GAM)
skit: Princess Leia (host) is a Beach Blanket Bimbo From Outer Space
news: Father Guido Sarducci shows depositor gifts offered by the Vatican Bank

skit: Bad News Bees- (host) counsels young ballplayers about masturbation
skit: Nico (BIM) negotiates a new soft drink allegiance for the Olympia Cafe
show: Woman to Woman- (GIR) interviews a model women love to hate (LAN)
news: JOB works himself into a frenzy while discussing holiday depression

cold: Telepsychic Ray (DAA) makes up callers' fortunes as he goes
show: The French Chef- Julia Child (DAA) bleeds profusely after cutting herself
misc: host, LAN, JAC, BIM sing a madrigal about a ship put to sea in May
MISC: BIM stars as the agent for a band of singing dogs in a film by AVS
misc: ALF & TOM show democracy's inherent flaws with some negative campaign ads
MISC: Mr. Bill moves to NYC & sees the sights in a WAW film
news: during a BIM interview, Valerie Harper (GIR) finds out she's not Jewish

skit: the big-butt Widette family (DAA), (JAC), (GIR), (JOB) makes buns puns
skit: in a flashback, Christina Crawford (GIR) recalls her _Mommie_Dearest_
skit: Honker assumes control of a Christmas tree lot & makes a sale
song: musical guests perform "Don't Look Back"

skit: lonely Mr. Brighton shifts his attention from Lisa to Enid to Todd
skit: Charles Dickens' Miles Cowperthwaite (host) comes of age as drool handler
news: Father Guido Sarducci analyzes the bill for the Last Brunch

mono: upon finding GAM impersonating her, host is upset by his lack of dignity
skit: the Widettes entertain a couple with similarly-sized butts (GAM) & (host)
COMM: Elvis Presley's Coat {rerun}
show: World At War- during WWII, the Walker Brigade tries to exploit a loophole
skit: en route to Orlando, Nick "Rails" entertains passengers on the Auto Train

cold: deejay Dick Lanky (BIM) relies on listeners to do his research for him
MISC: a WAW film- Mr. Bill recalls past via hypnosis of psychiatrist Mr. Hands
show: Twilight Zone- host is trapped in households of similar sitcom families
show: Quien Es Mas Macho?- game show invaded by illegals-seeking Untouchables

skit: Lisa is upset that Todd is infatuated with nurse (host)
SHOW: World At War- the Walker Brigade {rerun}
MISC: "Clones Exist Now"- a TOS film documents the state of duplication science
skit: a child psychiatrist (LAN) tries to help autistic Colleen Fernstone (GIR)

show: Women's Problems- chauvinists give perspectives on troubles with broads
song: musical guests are just "Simply Full Of Jazz" & "Wild About Harry"
COMM: (JAC) shows (GIR) how well Autoscent exhaust freshener works
MISC: "Perchance To Dream"- in TOS film, Honker mixes Shakespeare on-stage
news: BIM interviews recently-widowed & agitated horse Mrs. Ed

skit: (host) is visited by unsexy Fred Garvin, Male Prostitute (DAA)
skit: superheroes attend a party thrown by Superman (BIM) & Lois Lane (host)
news: DAA & JAC do a Point-Counterpoint about Lee Marvin's divorce settlement
news: Father Guido Sarducci gives examples of canonization politics

news: BIM makes his Oscar picks in his usual cavalier fashion
skit: The Pepsi Syndrome- Carter (DAA) is irradiated; Rodney Dangerfield cameo
NEWS: BIM reports on Chico Escuela's (GAM) attempt to rejoin the Mets

Sketches include "Texaco Star Theater Intro," "The Widettes," "The Village 
Persons," "Launching Pad," "On The Spot," "Bobbi Farber's Father," "Milton's 
Writers," and "September Song."

song: musical guest sings "Up On The Roof"
skit: Miles Cowperthwaite sails with manly men aboard The Raging Queen
news: Father Guido Sarducci talks about two obscure Earth-like planets

cold: Telepsychic Ray makes some more impromptu predictions
skit: Nick "Wings" bothers musical guests & others in an airline VIP lounge
COMM: grunt work while docked in Bayonne shows the truth of The Navy Adventure
skit: (LAN) & (BIM) are fed up with the antics of houseguest Idi Amin (GAM)
COMM: Elvis Presley's Coat {rerun}
song: musical guests & SNL Band perform "It's In His Kiss"

NOTE: Dan Aykroyd and John Belushi's final SNL show as regulars.
COLD: Mr. Bill visits SNL; JAC complains that she's never said the opening line
skit: Samurai Bakery- Mr. Dantley orders a wedding cake from Futaba
misc: TOD tries to do comedy routine despite ALF's having become a Hare Krishna
skit: Nixon (DAA) claims that the Watergate tapes were done as a joke