cold: a doorman (GAM) turns away clergy at a Pope (host) tour stop
mono: host dances as the SNL Band plays "Stompin' At The Savoy"
skit: a juvenile delinquent Vandal's (ALF) pranks victimize a Centurion (host)
news: Father Guido Sarducci talks about merchandizing linked to the Pope's tour
news: Father Guido Sarducci announces the "Find The Popes In The Pizza" contest

cold: after hearing that host is sick, Buck Henry [real] begs to replace him
mono: under-the-weather host does impressions while strapped to a stretcher
comm: pitchman Tom Clay (HAS) advertises the upcoming Hotel-Motel Art Fair
comm: Prince Charles' (host) book tells you how to use royal ties to get girls
COMM: Ed Herlihy [real] endorses the Banshee surrogate mourning device
show: Heavy Sarcasm- Joan Face (JAC) & guests (host) & (BIM) feign emotions
news: BIM lets Princess Margaret's anti-Irish comments slide- she was 'faced
news: Roseanne Roseannadanna meanders from home-buying to Yves St. Laurent

cold: Chappaquiddick looms as Ted Kennedy (BIM) makes campaign announcement
show: The Black Shadow- white basketball team keeps coach (host) out of trouble
COMM: Banshee {rerun}
MISC: "First Love"- JAC keeps missing Walter Cronkite in a film by AVS
news: BIM sings "Happy Birthday" to a light bulb

comm: (GIR) tries to find someone who'll share Harley's Bristol Creme with her
skit: Lisa & Todd try to get Marshall & Enid to go on a date
MISC: "First Love"- BIM visits his old canine flame in a film by AVS
skit: (host) scares (LAN) & (GIR) during a desperate drive home for the toilet
COMM: Banshee {rerun}
news: Father Guido Sarducci picks "Find The Popes In The Pizza" contest winner

cold: Reagan's campaign aide (HAS) outlines the candidate's nap-filled schedule
skit: First He Cries- (BIM) tries to cope with his wife's (GIR) mastectomy
COMM: Spud Beer- boat people lift their spirits with the potato-based brew
MISC: Mr. Hands helps build a new house for Mr. Bill in a WAW film
comm: Tom Clay describes Saveco's low-price recalled products
skit: (TOD) not wanting to go to school leads to a Soviet takeover of the USA

skit: The Nuclear Family- radiation-sick power plant neighbors are lethargic
skit: WKRP star host shares studio time with real deejay Steve Marvin (HAS)
skit: (GIR) explores personal growth with old (BIM) & new (host) boyfriends
news: ALF says goodbye to the selfish 70's & introduces the Al Franken Decade

cold: (BIM) undergoes a cheap & quick sex-change operation
skit: (host) embarks on a mission to terminate production of Apocalypse Now
COMM: Le Shoe is ugly footwear, but its French aura makes it fashionable
news: BIM implicitly slams two former SNL castmembers while panning 1941
news: Father Guido Sarducci performs his duties as spokesman for Mr. Tea

cold: from Panama, Shah Pahlavi (BIM) celebrates Christmas with friends
skit: grievance board pretends to care about (JAC)'s sexual harassment charges
comm: at holiday time, police officer (host) has tough words for the public
MISC: "Java Junkie"- PEA & Teri Garr star in a TOS film about coffee addiction
news: Roseanne Roseannadanna goes from picking a charity to thawing Gene Shalit

NOTE: This was Harry Shearer's first appearance as a regular player
show: Debs Behind Bars- jailed preppies (host), (JAC), (GIR) try to survive
show: Bad Playhouse- a production of The Great Mr. Potatohead Famine
MISC: Mr. Hand picks up hitch-hiking runaway Mr. Bill in a WAW film
skit: baby mogul Paula Kirsch (LAN) & Marilyn Nasalman (GIR) negotiate a deal

cold: while visiting Ford (CHC), Henry Kissinger (ALF) guards against accidents
show: The Bel Airabs- middle-eastern family tries to entrap (TOD) in Abscam
comm: all the food at Pre-Chewed Charlie's (BIM) is easy to digest
show: Speaking of Fashion- Mr. Blackwell (HAS) discusses CHC's line of clothes
news: BIM says we should draft women- if we lose, the Russians look like jerks
news: BIM sings "Happy Birthday" to busts of Washington & Lincoln

comm: Kramer vs. Godzilla- custody battle pits man against monster in a movie
skit: The Incredible Man (HAS)- yellow snow leads to the Canadian Wizard of Oz
MISC: "Street Scene"- off-screen director coaches pedestrians in a film by ANA
skit: all-time radio station deejay (HAS) keeps listeners chronologically aware

cold: a trip to host's dressing room reveals he's very short & has no dimple
skit: The Micro Dentists- tiny tooth doctors work in Anwar Sadat's (GAM) mouth
MISC: "Mask Of Fear"- in TOS film, break-in victims learn they're going skiing
skit: drunk last-minute replacement Nick "Collins" sings at a bar mitzvah

cold: host gets little respect from dressing room hog Father Guido Sarducci
mono: host does self-deprecating stand-up, solicits OK signs from audience
COMM: Craig's Travellers' Checks {rerun}
skit: people in court play pranks on a substitute judge (BDM)
news: BIM interviews Jerry Mathers & Tony Dow [real] about Vietnam death rumor

NOTE: this was show #100
cold: for SNL's hundreth show, LAN, JAC, GAM, GIR summon spirits of MOD & JOB
mono: BIM sings a song about what a typical day in NYC is like for him
MISC: "Roman Holiday"- woman has great time despite husband's death in TOS film
skit: Todd's student body president candidacy is threatened by moon blackmail
misc: Honker & bums (PEA) & (GAM) are wine critics; Patrick Moynihan cameo

skit: Iris de Flaminio (JAC), Bobbi Farber, Christy Christina get assertive
MISC: "Mr. Bill Strikes Back"- a trip to the police backfires in a WAW film
skit: paranoid (Richard) experiences guilt after sleeping with (LAN)
news: ALF asks people to send him their receipts so he can avoid income taxes
news: BIM sings "Happy Birthday" to the Three Mile Island accident

skit: daughter (LAN) & other Peppers convince (BDM) & (JAC) to join the cult
skit: in ancient Rome, (host) tries to pick up women in a vomitorium
skit: (BIM) & (JAC) allow young daughters (LAN) & (GIR) to sleep with host
news: Father Guido Sarducci dislikes animals' lack of gratitude toward mankind

cold: Rosalyn Carter (LAN) encourages illegal aliens to take part in the census
skit: Invasion of the Brain Snatchers- Reagan pods turn liberals conservative
skit: captive Luke (BIM) rebels against French language camp director (host)

cold: Marvin Hamlisch (PAS) & Pink Lady (LAN) & (GIR) & Carl Sagan (HAS) joke
mono: host does stand-up about a "seven lost cities of the Incas" travelogue
MISC: Hal Holbrook, Carrie Fisher, Desi Arnaz, Jr. [real] in a TOS temblor film
show: The Dating Zone- (host) questions Iris de Flaminio & autistic Colleen

comm: Stretch Marks- bitter loneliness in aging Patti Caldwell's (GIR) album
mono: host talks about his ideals in the form of "What I Believe"
COMM: the Horizon System 12 is the largest television system ever
show: Real Incredible People- sushi eater AKY, dark-skinned man (GAM), others
skit: The Hominids- caveman (BIM) feels threatened by more-evolved (host)

NOTE: This was the final show as regulars for Curtin, Morris, Murray, Newman,
      Radner and for now Shearer.
skit: eponymous noblemen mingle at a party thrown by Lord Salisbury (HAS)
skit: Nick "Lava"'s Hawaiian-themed bar has music & waitress Iris de Flaminio
show: Week In Review- tabloid journalists discuss sensationalistic stories
COMM: Jewess Jeans- Rhonda Weiss models the kosher designer denim
news: Roseanne Roseannadanna travels from volcanoes to Gloria Vanderbilt's itch