He's the most revered actor of our time. He's one of two men to win back-to- back Academy Awards for Best Actor. He's Tom Hanks. And now, he's "on" this network! Everyone remembers the Tom Hanks of "Philadelphia," of "Forest Gump," of the delightfully sublime "Saving Private Ryan." But few remember some of his earlier, greatest movies -- "Volunteers," "The Man With One Red Shoe," "Turner & Hooch." Well, we do. And each week, this network will showcase the best scenes, the greatest moments and the most memorable clips from the Tom Hanks cannon. Host Adrian Zmed -- Tom Hanks' co-star on the ground-breaking "Bachelor Party" -- gives us a close-up look at the Hank oeuvre. Through behind-the-scenes interviews with extras from "Joe Vs. the Volcano" and crew members on "Punchline," you'll get a Hank's eye view of the story behind the story and answers to the questions that have dogged serious Hanks-ologists for a quarter century. Such as, what's "Money Pit" co-star Shelly Long really like? What kind research into the cutthroat world of Dungeons & Dragons did Tom do for "Mazes and Monsters?" And what the hell was the deal with "Bonfire of the Vanities" anyhow? From the series premiere showcasing Hanks' work in the 1981 horror classic "He Knows You're Alone" to our special Sweeps month salute to his work on Bosom Buddies, you'll be swimming up to your eyeballs in Hanks, Hanks, Hanks! And you'll have this network to thank, thank, thank! |
In a first for television, this network has teamed with the rocket scientists at the Jet Propulsion Laboratory in Pasadena, California and the computer wizards at Pixar ("Toy Story," "A Bug's Life") to create a prime-time sitcom created entirely within a computer. And this series doesn't feature lame-ass toy cowboys and toy-colored insects! Instead, B&W -- short for Black and White, a reference to the early days of television when screens were incapable of showing color images -- is a regular sitcom whose cast members are entirely based on past footage of classic movie stars known the world over! "It was only a matter of time before Hollywood picked up where those vacuum cleaner commercials left off and appropriated dead stars for their own purposes," said some network programming genius. "We decided to be the ones to do it first -- and best!" But enough about the technology. What really matters is the humorous situation at the heart of B&W -- a cast of crazy characters living together in a large house in scenic Santa Purina, California. Forced to share one roof due to the high rents of Santa Purina landowner Stan Atkinson (Clark Gable) -- who hilariously slams the door of the house every time he comes to collect the rent -- this group will have misadventures you'll never forget. There's Richie (Humphrey Bogart), the smooth, sophisticated waiter who's got dreams of buying his own boat and blowing Santa Purina, but instead spends his off hours solving pretty crimes. The bedroom next door is the home to Linda (Lucille Ball), the fiery redhead who works at the local candy factory, where the conveyor belt is always going out of control -- with hilarious consequences! And we can't forget the mysterious Champ (Charles Chaplin), an apprentice haberdasher who leads a quiet life, rarely saying anything -- leading the other members of the house to envision wild situations that Champ might get into when he's away from home. The house's fourth bedroom is a revolving door, bringing different characters into the house from week to week. You'll never know who'll show up next! Among the first visitors are a mysterious Bulgarian diplomat (Peter Lorre), a sexy bombshell (Myrna Loy), and a young leather-clad rebel (Marlon Brando). "Hey, I'm not even dead yet!" said a confused Brando. And let's not forget the upstairs neighbor, diplomat Teddy (Theodore Roosevelt). Teddy's not around much -- he's got foreign affairs to take care of! In a hilarious repeating gag that'll have everyone talking, every week Teddy leaves for Panama! |
From the fertile minds at Brad Lachman Productions (World's Funniest!) comes this new reality-based series featuring the very best of paid political announcements, plus a rib-tickling bunch of TV news outtakes! Senators, congressmen, even cabinet secretaries will run for cover as the Say What, Senator? cameras catch them in the act... of being human! "What we're doing here is putting those Washington fat cats on the spot, showing the American people just what kind of people are representing them," said tiny billionaire host Ross Perot. Former presidential candidate Perot will be featured himself from week to week. "You'll see my favorite charts and graphs from 1992, as well as several of my confused appearances on Larry King Live. We've spared no expense -- this show is world-class." You think George Bush vomiting on the Japanese Prime Minister is funny? That's only the beginning! Witness Rep. Bob Dornan kick a small dog -- perhaps a chihuahua -- as his constituents look on in fear. See Strom Thurmond wet himself during a heated discussion of Social Security reform! And when Senator Gary Hart challenges reporters to follow him on a game of sexual hide-and-seek, all bets are off! "Every week Ross and I will have a good time introducing clips of politicians looking foolish," says Perot's lovely co-host, Tiffani-Amber Thiessen (co-star of this network's Zoo!). "Then we'll laugh and look at the camera knowingly." The series debut, airing Sept. 11, will take an extensive look at President Clinton's rib-ticking videotaped testimony before the grand jury investigating his affair with intern Monica Lewinsky. "Talk about your boffo premiers!" programming chief Warren Littlefield said. "Americans just can't get enough of the president talking about his tawdry relationship with that puffy strumpet!" In an unusual move, this network has ordered two full years' worth of episodes of Say What, Senator?, enough to take the series through the spring of 2001. "We figured that the 2000 presidential election would provide fodder for several episodes," says genius series creator Brad Lachman. "Besides which, we've got 20 episodes' worth of material on Lyndon LaRouche alone."
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