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Eight is Enough vs. The Brady Bunch

Compiled from several USENET posts.


From:         mvidlord@earthlink.net
Date:         1996/08/16
Newsgroups:   alt.tv.brady-bunch

As one of the on going battles that would be interesting.  Another
contemporary family of the Time Being theBradfords of Eight is Enough
would make an interesting battle!  Please post and email me your views.

My view;

Mike Vs Tom;   Well Mike has the youth on this one, although he really
never shows it he keeps himself in good physical shape(camping with
boys, building bar-B-Q).  Tom Bradford on ther other hand is definetly
flabbier around the edges!(How much muscle do you bulild at typewriter) 
Even with the Annual Bradford football games.  The only way I could see
mike "not" clobbering him would be if Tom wrote a "very favorable"
article about Mike's firm in the Sacrememnto Register where he works.

Carol Vs. Abby   On this, it woulkd be a grudge match.  Both are very
fit and can handle themselves(Carol playing ball with boys/Abby-dodging
bullits and knives at first high school teaching a@$ignment)   both
would fight admirably.    It be a fight til on drops.

Greg Vs David  David can sing, Greg can sing, David can run, Greg can
run, Greg can pick up girls, ditto for David,  David is in contruction
and works with heavy tools, Dr. Greg can........um.......fix his own
bones after they are broken by severe blows from wrenches and hammers!

Peter Vs Tommy  Peter has No personality, Which could prove effectivd in
rendering him invisible to tommy's vision!  Tommy, In a confused state
(more in his charles-in-charge-moron-buddy-mode)  cries like a bbaby and
goes into fetal position, conceding defeat.   Peter laughs in sweet
Vitory!


Tag team Time 
Marcia, Jan and Cindy  Vs      Mary and Joannie
                               Nancy and Susan and Elizabeth
                        
Marcia and Jan would take  Mary and Joannie quite easily.  I think 
Marcia and Joannie would would duke it out in a Shakespeare comparative
readings for the judges.  But marcia would prevail as Jonnie would try
doing her Juliet in the Nude as she tried before and would be
disqualified.
Jan would easily take Mary as she would most likely, would show up
studying  "forever" it seems to be a doctor!

Cindy or Jan could take Nancy or Elizabeth.  Nancy would worry about
here "super-model" looks too much to put up a fight.  Elizabeth and jan
would have a Dance off where Jan would crush the feet of Ballet-like
spins of Elizabeth, and she would fall crushed!    

Susan poses the only real threat to the bradys here.  As she is
accomplished athelete for Bradford clan (skydiving, Yoga, football,
baseball, completing the police academy obstacle course/failed the
written exam though!)  It could come down to Marcia (judo expert/fliping 
greg...remember!) Vs.  Susan!    

I ultimately think Marcia would be floored by Susan in this one. If
Marica falls so would Jan and Cindy.

Bobby Vs Nicholas

Bobby would whip Nicholas at pool and both would find a way to get Alice
to make the  porkchops and apple sauce.   I predict a draw here.

Aunt Jenny Vs Auntie V-  both are wacky , wild women of the world, that
know what they want and would ulitmately get a foursome going with a
couple of studs somewhere!      a Draw.

Oliver (Dr.Z from  Galactica 1980) Vs Jeremy (The Karate Kid)
Well I think in a physical battle Jeremy would kick the living s#%@ out
of oliver!  But in Dr. Z mode  He could wipe jeremy out of existence
with some sort of laser he would invent.   Also this is where (In Oliver
mode) his Jinx factor might cause Jeremy to have a "sudden" and
"unexplainable" heart attach.  So i would give this to Oliver in either
case.


Would be interested in all your views

email me also

mvidlord@earthlink.net



From:         winjos@ix.netcom.com
Date:         1996/08/17
Newsgroups:   alt.tv.brady-bunch

DAMN! This was one of the best posts I have seen in a looooong time!
whole lotta thinking went into that!

I have to say that I agree with all but 1 or 2 points. I think Marcia
and Jan would actually get their a@$es kicked by Joanie and Mary. They
are older and I think Marcia would be just as worried about her good
looks as Nancy would be about hers. AND Marcia wouldn't want to get up
close and personal with either Bradford girl because to do so would
mean a cat-scratching  and HAIR PULLING kind of fight. NO WAY is the
oldest Brady girl going to sacrifice her beautiful locks!

Also have to question the Carol vs. Abby thing. Ya see, Abby would have
more stamina, considering she's dealing with more kids than Carol...but
on the same hand, Abby may be exhausted from dealing with the extra
load. It depends on how much time was given before the match. If Abby
had significant time to rest up, I think she would prevail, if only
slightly, over Carol. BUT, what I would like to see is for them to
wrestle in WESSON OIL! OOOOH YEEEEEEEEAH!

Steve



From:         editorial@dal.cleaf.com
Date:         1996/08/21
Newsgroups:   alt.tv.brady-bunch

Let's really get serious.
	Brady girls vs. The Bradley girls of Petticoat Junction.
	Imagine Marcia, Jan and Cindy skinny dipping in that water tank.
	And they all match: Marcia and blonde Billy Joe; Jan and brunette and 
    kooky Bobby Joe and Thindy and cute Betty Joe.
    Florence Henderson is simply a younger version of Bea Benederet



From:         CRASHDOG@ix.netcom.com
Date:         1996/08/23
Newsgroups:   alt.tv.brady-bunch

Editorial wrote:
> 
> Let's really get serious.
>         Brady girls vs. The Bradley girls of Pettecoat Junction.
>         Imagine Marcia, Jan and Cindy skinny dipping in that water tank.
>         And they all match: Marcia and blonde Billy Joe; Jan and brunette and
> kooky Bobby Joe and Thindy and cute Betty Joe.
> Florence Henderson is simply a younger version of Bea Benederet


Marcia, Jan, and Cindy skinny dipping in the water tank - now that is 
SOME mental picture.............................................CRASH.




From:         sophiaah@aol.com
Date:         1996/08/25
Newsgroups:   alt.tv.brady-bunch

Two of my favorite TV families!  How about a free-for-all where they all
end up mud wrestling?

SAH


From:         helguela@ctrvax.vanderbilt.edu
Date:         1996/08/17
Newsgroups:   alt.tv.brady-bunch

M.L. Troncoso wrote:
> 
> As one of the on going battles that would be interesting.  Another
> contemporary family of the Time Being theBradfords of Eight is Enough
> would make an interesting battle!  Please post and email me your views.
  
My view;
  
Mike Vs Tom;   Well Mike has the youth on this one, although he really
never shows it he keeps himself in good physical shape(camping with
boys, building bar-B-Q).  Tom Bradford on ther other hand is definetly
flabbier around the edges!(How much muscle do you bulild at 
typewriter).

Even with the Annual Bradford football games.  The only way I could see
mike "not" clobbering him would be if Tom wrote a "very favorable"
article about Mike's firm in the Sacrememnto Register where he works.
  
Carol Vs. Abby   On this, it woulkd be a grudge match.  Both are very
fit and can handle themselves(Carol playing ball with boys/Abby-dodging
bullits and knives at first high school teaching a@$ignment) both would
fight admirably.    It be a fight til on drops.
  
Greg Vs David  David can sing, Greg can sing, David can run, Greg can
run, Greg can pick up girls, ditto for David,  David is in contruction
and works with heavy tools, Dr. Greg can........um.......fix his own
bones after they are broken by severe blows from wrenches and hammers!
  
Peter Vs Tommy  Peter has No personality, Which could prove effective in
rendering him invisible to tommy's vision!  Tommy, In a confused state
(more in his charles-in-charge-moron-buddy-mode)  cries like a baby and
goes into fetal position, conceding defeat.   Peter laughs in sweet Vicory!
  
Tag team Time
Marcia, Jan and Cindy  Vs      Mary and Joannie
                               Nancy and Susan and Elizabeth
  
Marcia and Jan would take  Mary and Joannie quite easily.  I think
Marcia and Joannie would would duke it out in a Shakespeare comparative
readings for the judges.  But marcia would prevail as Jonnie would try
doing her Juliet in the Nude as she tried before and would be
disqualified.
Jan would easily take Mary as she would most likely, would show up
studying  "forever" it seems to be a doctor!
  
Cindy or Jan could take Nancy or Elizabeth.  Nancy would worry about
here "super-model" looks too much to put up a fight.  Elizabeth and Jan
would have a Dance off where Jan would crush the feet of Ballet-like spins
of Elizabeth, and she would fall crushed!
  
Susan poses the only real threat to the bradys here.  As she is accomplished
athelete for Bradford clan(skydiving, Yoga, football, baseball, completing
the police academy obstacle course/failed the written exam though!)  It
could come down to marcia(judo expert/fliping Greg...remember!) vs. Susan!
  
I ultimately think marcia would be floored by Susan in this one. If Marica
falls so would Jan and Cindy.
  
Bobby Vs Nicholas
  
Bobby would whip Nicholas at pool and both would find a way to get Alice
to make the porkchops and apple sauce.   I predict a draw here.
  
Aunt Jenny Vs Auntie V-  both are wacky , wild women of the world, that
know what they want and would ulitmately get a foursome going with a couple
of studs somewhere!      a Draw.
  
Oliver(Dr.Z from  Galactica 1980) Vs Jeremy(The Karate Kid)
Well I think in a physical battle Jeremy would kick the living s#%@ out of
Oliver!  But in Dr. Z mode  He could wipe jeremy out of existence with some
sort of laser he would invent.   Also this is where (In Oliver mode) his
Jinx factor might cause Jeremy to have a "sudden" and "unexplainable" heart
attack.  so i would give this to Oliver in either case.
  
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