06-08-1989: As Robin Williams appears to promote his movie "Dead Poet's Society," a cameraman slips into the Guild Theater across the street to broadcast the film on the air.
06-08-1990: Top Ten Rejected Titles for Reagan's Memoirs - 10. Still Hazy after All These Years.
06-08-1994: Dave complains that his coffee is tepid, so he goes outside and heats the coffee with jump starters and electrocutes himself. Also: Top Ten Least Popular Summer Jobs - 9. Mopping up at the gym after "Sweatin' to the Oldies" class.
06-08-1995: It's Studio Audience Talent Show, as Scott Felenstein swallows a whole Ring Ding, Mike Ferguson bends back Karen Ferguson's elbows, and pop star Eddie Money sings "Take Me Home Tonight." Later, Guest Mike Myers arrives on the show in the trunk of a cab. Top Ten Other Theme Restaurants Coming to 57th Street - 8. The world's first restaurant based on the "The Jeffersons:" Planet Weezie.
06-08-1998: Guests: Whoopi Goldberg ("Comic Relief 8"), Janeane Garofalo ("Clay Pigeons"), and Wendy Liebman (bumped).
06-08-1998: Remote: Delivery guys deliver stuff to Dave's "apartment"; items include a tree, a clown, beer, a sofa, a TV, and a singing telegram.
06-08-1998: Top Ten Other Items on Bob Denver's Police Record (closing music: Please Mr. Postman").
06-08-1999: External camera at Joe G's--see if a guy from Arkansas can talk for a minute without mentioning the weather (prize: Hosie Cow).
06-08-1999: Guest Jeff Foxworthy does a rather lame panel. Also, Top Ten Other Lists Kept By the FBI.
06-08-1999: Hosie Cow sponsors the Secret Word ("escarpment", 400 damn dollars).
06-08-1999: The entire monologue: "It's So Hot ..." jokes.
06-08-2000: Biff reports from Game 1 of the NBA Finals. On the Pacers' blowout loss, Dave says that the farm kids were overwhelmed in Tinseltown.
06-08-2000: Campaign 2000, starring Maria Pope, sponsored by kitties ("I Own Seven"). As Dave will be on jury duty soon, Maria tells a story of her own jury duty: When Dave was in surgery, she was called; her trial would've been four months long (but she got out of it, apparently). The mother and son drifters were found guilty. Sponsors: Crystal Clear Party Ice ("Don't Feel Like a Loser") and Charcoal Briquets ("They're Hot!").
06-08-2000: George Clarke: Survivor Castaway. He's been in the boiler room all week, and he eats his own arm?
06-08-2000: Top Ten Ways To Anger Bill Gates - 4. Accuse him of being both Micro and Soft.
06-08-2001: Thanks to all; not the best of days. Hope it gets better for you.
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