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This Dave in History September 1

09-01-1982: Audience Etiquette: Dave advises how a studio audience should behave while watching his show, as audience member Larry "Bud" watches "Bonanza" on a portable TV.

09-01-1983: Guest George Hamid offers a demonstration of "Men and Their Vegetables."

09-01-1988: In a live remote, Dave interviews a German couple atop the World Trade Center.

09-01-1992: Dave calls and tries to get the proprietor of the Grand Canyon Desert View Trading Post to say the word "breathtaking."

09-01-1992: Top Ten Signs President Bush Is Panicking - 4. Recently shot Barbara in the foot thinking she was a prowler.

09-01-1993: Bev Tanner attempts to cook while scolding Dave.

09-01-1993: Demi Moore appears on LS #3. She's given the honor of throwing out the first pencil through the backdrop windows, salivates at the chance to add to the week-long spit-take reel, and presents her own Top Ten list: The Top Ten Possible Names For My New Baby - 10. Beavis/9. Forklift/8. Kemo Sabe/7. Ibuprofen/6. Siskel/5. Dr. Pepper/4. Marmaduke/3.Manute/2. Retsyn/ 1. Buttafuoco

09-01-1993: Demi Moore is given the honor of throwing out the first pencil through the backdrop windows on "Late Show."

09-01-1993: Demi Moore presents her own list: The Top Ten Possible Names For My New Baby - 10. Beavis/9. Forklift/8. Kemo Sabe/7. Ibuprofen/6. Siskel/5. Dr. Pepper/4. Marmaduke/3.Manute/2. Retsyn/1. Buttafuoco

09-01-1993: Demi Moore salivates at the chance to add to the week-long spit-take reel.

09-01-1993: Top Ten Signs Your New Job Isn't Working Out - 2. In your one-page performance report, the word "sucks" appears twelve times

09-01-1994: Jack Hanna appears to retrieve a camel he left on the show the night before.

09-01-1994: Top Ten Ways Michael Jackson Celebrated His 36th Birthday - 3. Found Tito stealing tomatoes from his vegetable garden; chased him around the house with a rake.

09-01-1995: Top Ten Numbers From One To Ten - 10. Ten 9. Nine 8. Six 7. Five 6. Eight 5. One 4. Four 3. Three 2. Seven 1. Two

09-01-1997: "What They Did on Labor Day" bit. Also, Dave cooks stuff over a car engine.

09-01-1997: As Warren Zevon continues to sub for Paul Shaffer, Paul-lookalikes appear backstage. One impersonator: Tony Randall.

09-01-1997: Clip of Pete Sampras serving at 452 mph?

09-01-1997: Guest Terry Bradshaw amazes (and/or stuns) the crowd by singin' some honky tonk.

09-01-1997: Guest Terry Bradshaw sings some honky tonk.

09-01-1997: Stage manager Corky Ramirez sings?!

09-01-1997: The band plays Dave over to the desk with "Stars & Stripes Forever", this time without the flute part. (Is he absent today?)

09-01-1997: Top Ten Things You Don't Want to Hear on Your First Day of School - 2. My name is Mrs. Rosenblum -- you may remember me from last year as Mr. Rosenblum.

09-01-1998: "New Magazine(s)" bit.

09-01-1998: Clip of stock market ticker saying "We're Screwed!"

09-01-1998: Things the Late Show Is Doing To Save Money includes having Pat and Kenny dressed only in towels.

09-01-1998: Top Ten Things Average Americans Think "NASDAQ" Is.

09-01-2000: Anna Kournikova Play of the Day: (1) same one as yesterday; (2) slow-mo pan up her body as she's waiting to receive; (3) slow pan of her with her tongue out; (4) slow shot of her tucking the ball under her outfit.

09-01-2000: Calvert walks through after the monologue, and apparently stays in the alley next to the theater for the entire show.

09-01-2000: Campaign 2000, sponsored by Hairagami ([Alan goes really slowly through all the copy again] the art of folding hair: short clip...only $14.99 [etc.] Alan: "Now back to you, underpants"). Paul prompts Dave to sum up all we know about the big debate: Al Gore will be on on the 14th; the jai alai Spectacular 7 scoring system will be used (1st round is worth 1 point, later rounds are 2 points); there will be bunting; Don Rickles will enter, drop his pants, and fire a rocket; the judges will be Charles Grodin and Biff; Dave will be the moderator; Dave reserves the right to make smart-ass remarks; and Paul can ask dumb questions, as can anyone. Maria faxed out a debate format to the Bush people. Doris Kearns Goodwin to be a judge? Dave to have his stitches out next week. Sponsor is Hairagami (clip of ComposTumbler guy: "It's just unbelievable". Alan: "I'll tell you what's unbelievable: $15 for a god damn stick!" and "Take it away, monkey ass".)

09-01-2000: CBS Mailbag Letter #1 says, 'Why doesn't Paul end the CBS mailbag song with "sacks" instead of "letters"? "Sacks" is funnier.' In response, Paul revises the song in a way quite critical of the writer (David from Baton Rouge), although at the end of the mailbag he does do the song ending with "sacks".

09-01-2000: Dave screws up, saying "last night we had Giuliani on". (True, but he is supposed to pretend that it's actually Friday, even though they tape on Thursday.) Paul points out his mistake.

09-01-2000: Paul confirms that they do celebrate Labor Day in Canada, but he's not sure if it's celebrated earlier there because of the earlier harvest.

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