09-19-1983: Receptionist Point-of-View: Late Night receptionist deals with three pregnant women, all looking for Lloyd Dobbins; a guy with his face covered with nylon stocking stealing office supplies, and Lloyd himself, asking Dave for a place to hide in his office.
09-19-1984: Dave is instructed to go into the control room, where he finds cleaning-man Sam vacuuming the place and a note on the console: "We've gone bowling." Sharlene Wells from Utah appears on Late Night as 1985's Miss America.
09-19-1985: Dave asks Cue-Card boy Kevin Kay to read the Opening Remarks. Kevin gets more laughs than Dave.
09-19-1986: Dave guests on The Tonight Show starring Johnny Carson.
09-19-1989: Debby Turner, Miss America, 1990, appears on Late Night. Dave gives her a lawn mower and, at the end of her segment, she picks up her pay from Al Maher backstage.
09-19-1989: Top Ten Signs that Chef Boyardee Is Losing His Mind - 10. Believes Spaghetti-O's can be used as birth control device.
09-19-1990: Top Ten Rejected NFL Team Names - 7. The Fightin' Amish
09-19-1994: Throughout the show: NYC taxi drivers are shown on the Times Square Jumbotron.
09-19-1994: Top Ten Signs You're Not Going to Win the Miss America Contest - 6. After your musical number, Regis turns to Kathie Lee and says, "Wow, that really sucked!"
09-19-1995: Top Ten Things Newt Gingrich Loves About New York - 2. Its citizens know how to enjoy a great Georgia peach (Cut to video of the "Peach Eating Lady," Dave's newest lawsuit.)
09-19-1996: Brush with Stupidity: (1) above, (2) Jennifer, with a Ph.D. in clinical psych, crashed while driving backwards; (3) Neil has a profane story about an ATM.
09-19-1996: Brush with Stupidity: Twin brothers licked ice in a freezer and got their tongues stuck.
09-19-1996: Dave interviews Goldie Hawn and a jealous Kurt Russell bursts onstage.
09-19-1996: Guests Goldie Hawn and Louis C. K. (Joe Queenan is bumped.)
09-19-1996: Top Ten Signs You've Been in Space Too Long - 2. You're getting tired of "tinkering with the Hubble Telescope," if you know what I mean.
09-19-1997: Top Ten Things That Will Get You Suspended by Major League Baseball - 1. Corking yourself. [this was a rerun from 6/6/97--the infamous "Farrah" show]
09-19-2001: "Consumer Labels" bit includes labels for Duracell ("batteries not included"), Dentyne ice gum ("tingly 'ice' effect produced by Novocaine and Valium"), Miracle Whip ("The parting of the Red Sea was a miracle. This, my friend, is a jar of lard."), a wooden ruler ("All measurements are approximate"), and Krispy Kreme Doughnuts ("Konsult Kardiologist").
09-19-2001: ABC's John Miller, the last journalist to do a major interview with Osama Bin Laden (1998), attempts to explain Bin Laden's point of view.
09-19-2001: Act 1 sets a record (at the time) for being short, at 8.3 minutes, while Act 4 is a record-long 16.7 minutes (Miller interview).
09-19-2001: The week of reflection continues with Matthew Broderick, ABC's John Miller, and a performance by Odetta.
09-19-2001: Top Ten Least Popular Theme Restaurants - 7. Cap'n Filthy's House of Improperly Refrigerated Shellfish.
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