09-09-1985: New Dial-It-Services: Soviet Foreign Minister Andre Gromyko (Jeff Martin) does an impersonation of Connie Francis singing "Where the Boys Are."
09-09-1986: The Peace Through Dramatization Players present "The Right Man for the Job: Tribute to Bob Wright."
09-09-1988: The Yankee Stadium Scoreboard serves as the source for tonight's "Top Ten Least Popular Yankee Stadium Concession Items." Meanwhile, celebrity Green Room Greeter Jerry Vale ("Ambassador of Entertainment") discovers that the standing water in the greenroom sink is caused by a giant hair-ball.
09-09-1992: Top Ten Ways To Make Chess More Exciting - 1. Mystery exploding piece.
09-09-1993: Dave sorts through his Magazine Collection, including the April 1980 issue of Racquetball Illustrated, with Dave on the cover.
09-09-1993: Top Ten Signs Clinton Is Well Rested - 3. Shouts "Yes!" before the counter girl can even finish asking "Do you want fries with--"
09-09-1993: While pretending to leave the theater and go to a pre-taped remote in Yankee Stadium to be a groundskeeper, Dave accidentally gets into the wrong cab.
09-09-1994: Pyrotechnic madman Ray Wold makes his first appearance on the show. He's seen plugging products for fire four years later.
09-09-1994: Top Ten Things Overheard at the MTV Music Video Awards - 1. Who's that dork with Madonna?
09-09-1996: Biff presents Dave with a fake Emmy, then takes it back. Also, Top Ten Surprises at the Emmy Awards.
09-09-1996: Dave wins another Emmy.
09-09-1996: Late Show "News in Review", including "What About That Guy?" music.
09-09-1996: Pete Sampras guests on the show, a day after winning the US Open, despite his throwing up on the court. The band's walk-on music: Paul McCartney's "Coming Up."
09-09-1997: Dave goes outside and yells at someone to pick up the ringing phone on the street corner. Lance McKenzie obliges and is given a big Broadway welcome into the theater.
09-09-1997: Guest Joan Cusack just had a baby; Dave gives her a gift--instant coffee for babies.
09-09-1997: Top Ten Complaints of Larry King's New Wife.
09-09-1999: Know Your Current Events: The only player, Martha from Odessa, TX, plays Know Your Portly TV Weathermen.
09-09-1999: Paul on "Celebrity Who Wants To Be a Millionaire?" Also, Top Ten Term Paper Topics Written by Genius Mice.
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