06-30-1982: Elevator Races, Part 2, as former champion Clara McAllister again beats her competitors downstairs and up again.
06-30-1989: Dave in an advertising promo: "David Letterman's Amazing Monkeys."
06-30-1994: Dave invites Megan and Tim, a couple from Kansas City, in from the storm, gives them towels to dry off, and offers them seats by the spiral stairway, where they'll stay throughout the show.
06-30-1994: Dave shows a clip of Paul Shaffer in the movie "Speed" - riding in a bus.
06-30-1994: Hal Gurnee shows the Ed Sullivan Theatre thermometer at 60 degrees.
06-30-1994: In a spoof of Home Shopping Network, Dave sells "Dave and Paul Collection Plates," giving out the office number of his head writer, Rob Burnett.
06-30-1994: Top Ten Ways CBS Will Be Different After Merging With QVC - 6. Fox executives will be able to call in and buy whatever sports CBS has left.
06-30-1995: In a remote: Dave asks apartment dwellers, "What's the Coolest Thing in Your Apartment?"
06-30-1997: "Red Flag Rising--The Handover of Hong Kong" with Dan Rather.
06-30-1997: In addition to a sword swallower, tonight's guests include Will Smith, who manages to get a four-letter word by the censors.
06-30-1997: In the spirit of "Faceoff", Dave and Paul swap faces.
06-30-1997: Pro bowler Dick Weber sits in with the band all night long.
06-30-1997: Tonight's Staff Talents Remote is titled "Everything Is Funnier When Someone Gets Hurt."
06-30-1997: Top Ten Mike Tyson Excuses - 7. Whenever Moe bites Curly's ear, it's hilarious!
06-30-1998: "Charts and Graphs" hype: Mattel has "Sergeant Chartman"; McDonalds has a "Charts and Graphs" burger; there's a "Charts and Graphs" soundtrack; and "Charts and Graphs" fans are lined up outside. After the actual "Charts and Graphs" bit airs, the estimated "Charts and Graphs" audience: one billion.
06-30-1998: Dave give the web site address of the Late Show. Also, Top Ten Founding Father Pickup Lines.
06-30-1998: In segment 5, we learn how to get a transcript of today's "Oprah" show.
06-30-1998: Second guest is Martha Anne Godwin, a 9-year-old Junior Hollerin' Champ.
06-30-1999: Mesa vs Butte: Rob Burnett reads the definitions; later, we get a lovely graphic showing the difference(s) between the two.
06-30-1999: Paul plays Dave over to the desk with the lovely 20th Century Fox Theme. Also, "Wimbledon Fan of the Day" bit.
06-30-1999: Piedmont Bird Callers: (1) greater prairie chicken, (2) rockhopper penguin, and (3) emperor goose. The first caller (Josh), who is to attend the Peabody Conservatory, plays the drum roll for the Top Ten list (Least Popular Movie Props For Sale on the Internet).
06-30-1999: Video clip of people lining up outside to play the Secret Word. Today's word is "peripatetic" for 800 damn dollars, with sponsors "Dave's U.S. Women's World Cup Soccer Team" ("hotter than a dancing bobcat with its ass on fire" and "Soccer Moms? Soccer Mamas") and Larry King ("he looks like an owl").
06-30-2000: A cab is pushed to save expensive gas. Also, Dave wins at "Staffer/ Not a Staffer": this time it's not a staffer, but a social worker at Mt. Sinai Hospital.
06-30-2000: CBS Mailbag: (1) People explain what their names mean: Mike Baker, Jack Farmer, and Rick Stillavirginattheageoffortythree; (2) Pat Farmer explains how to treat poison ivy in three steps; (3) Dave used to have a theme restaurant: "Losers"; (4) Biff lights a firework with a long fuse that blows up Dan Rather's head.
06-30-2000: Dave says he's going to a gin & tonic party right after the show. Later, he claims that gin hangovers are the worst.
06-30-2000: Paul and Dave would like to be the first to wish you and yours a very happy Fourth of July weekend.
06-30-2000: Recurring bits: dog-bite clip, Dave's new sidekick clip, "Anna Kournikova Play of the Day" (she jumps around). Anna's clip is aired twice.
06-30-2000: Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear at Your Family Barbeque - 5. "And now cousin Dave will show us slides of his quintuple bypass."
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