06-26-1984: The apparition of The Panicky Guy appears in the studio audience, then floats into the hallway. A frightened Gordon Cooper calls, screams, and hangs up.
06-26-1985: NBC head "Grant Tinker" interviews employees in the NBC Commissary.
06-26-1985: Paul promotes two books on Dave, "Things Dave Said" and "More Dave."
06-26-1986: Dave goes saltwater fishing with Paul and Chris Elliott in a remote titled "Dave's Rod and Reel."
06-26-1987: Dave makes a ceramic monkey for Tom Brokaw.
06-26-1990: Dave's mom gives a "vacation review" from her Comfort Inn in Vancouver.
06-26-1990: Top Ten Good Things about Being a Really, Really Dumb Guy - 9. Pleasant sense of relief when Road Runner gets away from Coyote.
06-26-1991: Top Ten Other Things that Will Add Four Months to Your Life - 5. Being able to outrun the LAPD.
06-26-1995: Stanley Cup winners New Jersey Devils bring the Top Ten card (located inside the Cup) to Dave.
06-26-1995: Top Ten Ways to Make Hockey More Exciting - 8. All penalty minutes must be served sitting next to that guy who played "Doc" on "The Love Boat." 3. Every team roster must include one lesser known cast member from "The Love Boat". These two items anger audience member Bernie Kopell (Love Boat's "Doc") who storms out of the theater.
06-26-1996: "Dave's Record Collection" is lame. Also, Dave does an impression of Eleanor Roosevelt.
06-26-1996: Guest Jerry Van Dyke almost gives Dave a moment to say something. Later in the show he rides his reunited mule outside.
06-26-1996: Guest Luke Perry is presented with fake sideburns.
06-26-1996: Security Camera Theater.
06-26-1996: Top Ten Signs You Have a Bad Psychic Advisor - 6. Predicted Letterman would do "just fine" at Academy Awards.
06-26-1997: Dave does "the swan" and also passes out canned ham to three guys in shorts. Also, a "UFO" is on the set.
06-26-1997: Dave keeps guest Brian Williams on the show as long as possible before Brian finally rushes back to NBC to anchor the national news.
06-26-1997: Know Your Current Events has three players: two law students and someone in real estate.
06-26-1997: Paul plays it straight, backing up violinist Gil Shaham in an arrangement of Leonidas Kavakos's "Banjo and Fiddlesticks."
06-26-1997: Top Ten Signs You Have a Bad Summer Job - 3. Your boss insists on keeping his theater unbearably cold.
06-26-1998: "Bob Borden's Looking for Maurice" taped bit. Also, Top Ten Things My Kitty Would Say If It Could Talk.
06-26-1998: CBS Mailbag, announced for the first time (maybe) in the opening credits: (1) Dave does "X-treme beveraging"; (2) Paul Shaffer's "Pay My Salary" Telethon; (3) Tony "Big Ink" Mendez doesn't like the check at a restaurant (skit contains nudity, adult language, and graphic violence--"TV M"); (4) Dave searches for the Top Ten List blue card, while Mujibur and Sirajul appear (half-)naked in the shower together.
06-26-2000: A fake ad says, "Vote for Bush or he'll have you executed." Also, "A Day in the Life of Survivor Island" bit.
06-26-2000: Like Brian Williams three years ago, guest Tom Brokaw has to rush off to do the news.
06-26-2000: On "The Late Show Lucky Number", the two models draw 29, 2, 26, and 34.
06-26-2000: Top Ten Ways Gas Stations Are Trying To Keep Customers Happy - 2. Many attendants learning to say "Thank you, dumbass" in Arabic. (Dave says he buys gas at Tiger Mart.)
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