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TV Died-Sunday Night

6:00 PM

Catch Up On News--News

In Search Of--Documentary
Host Leonard Nimoy wonders alout whether dinosaurs may be living in the tunnels of abandoned Pennsylvanian coal mines.

Land of the Giant Ants--Sci-Fi Stuff

The XYZ Family Movie--Documentary
The family movie "Benji Humps Lassie".

The Big Fat News--News

Movie--Family Movie
Tonight, the hottist movie about senior citizens competeting in a hockey team. Dick Clark, Dick Van Dyle, Dick Van Patten, Dick York, Dick Sargent, and a whole bunch of other Dicks star in the newest action-packed hit...The Mighty Dicks! With a guest appearance from Howard Stern!

PSB Long Form Movie--History
Tonight on "War and Peace", it's a long story of Napoleon's invasion of Russia and its effect on people. (3 months tops)

The Weird Al Family Movie Showcase--Comedy
"I Lost On Jeopardy!" (1984). Weird Al Yankovic in a real-life story about his experience on the TV game show Jeopardy! hosted by Art Fleming.

The DBC Free Per View Movie--Horror
"The Witch Doctor" (1958). David Seville.

Reggie Jackson Makes Fudge--Food

The Brady Bunch--Comedy
Bobby gets in on the Kung-Fu craze as he takes up the course to deal with the school lunch bully. The hit song "Kung Fu Fighting" is sung.

6:30 PM

Wild Kingdom--Documentary
Marlin Perkins and company stalk into the natural habitats of business tycoons.

Dr. Seuss Special--Cartoon
The classic "How the Grinch had Christmas outlawed in the Public Schools."

Bruce Jenner Wins The Javelin Catch--Sports

The Brady Bunch--Comedy
For a change of pace, nobody does anything for 30 minutes!

7:00 PM

46 1/2 Minutes--News
The rest of the show are commercials.

Dateline MBC--News
Tonight's stories are identical to those of ZBS's show above, only less detailed, but this network can't think of anything better to put up opposite it.

Voyage to the Bottom of The Stomach--Adventure

PSB Long Form Movie Continues

Neighborhood Watch--Live

7:30 PM

8:00 PM

Murder, She Wrote--Crime Drama
The Emmy Voters are murdered and Jessica Fletcher must prove her innocence. Guest star Susan Lucci.

SeaQuest--Adventure
The crew is in shock when they discover a world that may result in their terminal death: The NBC programmer!

The Simpsons--Cartoon
"I didn't do it" is the theme as a courtroom trial gets underway. O.J. Simpson guests as Bart's cousin.

The F--- B.I.-----Crime Drama

Lois and Clark: The Not-So-New Adventures of Superman-- Adventure
The crew decide to copy the past and film the rest of the series in black and white.

Buffy the Competiting Network Boss Slayer--Camp Thriller

Airport 2000--Disaster Movie
A female terrorist (Anna Nichole-Smith) hijacks a 777 and forces the pilot to fly through ever disaster possible. George Kennedy stars as Joe Petroni a 90 year old mechanic who saves the day by placing Breath Assure in the oxygen mask to score with the seductive terrorist. Adult situations, Violence, extreme nausea. (60 minutes, maybe) Thanks to Rik Anthony K-Hits 96FM

PSB Long Form Movie Still Continues

America's Funniest Test Patterns--Comedy
TV stations from all over America compete for the title by displaying their most imaginative still images before and after they sign off of their broadcast days.

Who's On First?--Comedy
A a comedy about a major-league baseball club owner with a different roster of replacement players in each episode.

Murder, She Chisled--Crime Drama

8:30 PM

King of the Hill--Cartoon Sitcom
The gang are outraged when Beavis and Butthead trash the neighborhood!

What It Was?...Was Another Kind Of Football--Comedy
Stars Barry Switzer moving to Europe while thinking he will be coaching what Americans call football, but turns out he'll be coaching what the rest of the world calls football.

9:00 PM

Susan Behaving Badly--Comedy

The X-Files--Sci-Fi Drama
The agents come to the aid of a town seemingly under attack by killer beanie babies.

The Crummy Movie of the Week--TV Movie

Movie--Drama
The made-for-TV flick "His Own Best Friend". A woman files for divorce when she discovers her husband has been keeping it to himself. Meredith Baxter and Robert Urich star.

Hey, I Said That The PSB Long Form Movie Continues

The Battle Of The Overpaid Network Stars--Game
Famous stars battle their network bosses for bigger contracts as they engage in contests of pizza eating, pie throwing, mud wrestling and beer gulping. Includes everybody except the cast of "Friends"

Flushed By an Angel--Musical
Harry Belafonte and an all star calypso band help a plumber realize his final wish is to play the "Tidy Bowl Man" one last time. (60 minutes and 1 1/2 gallons per flush) Thanks to Rik Anthony for that one.

Columbo--Crime Drama
In "Suspicious Minds", Lt. Columbo suspects a cosmetic surgery-addicted pop star of murdering his father-in-law, a famous singer. Columbo: Peter Falk. Bobby Bob Lee: Elvis Presley. Lisa Marie: Laura Leighton. Pee Wee Pan: Martin Short.

The Valerie Bertinelli Movie Showcase--Drama
A weekly showcase of every movie she ever made in this slot.

Speeded-Up News Week--News
Where all the stories are fast-forwarded really fast! (2 hours)

Remote Control Argument Coverage--Live

Mission: Impossistone--Adventure

9:30 PM

Just Shoot Jenny--Comedy

10:00 PM

Ellen DeGenere's Closet--Comedy

The X-Files--Sci-Fi Drama
A boxer capable of quick knockouts becomes the prime suspect in a violent biting spree. Guest: Mike Tyson.

Movie--Adventure
Where the Trekkies come back in revenge mode as "Star Trek Torpedoes NBC To Bits For The 1969 Cancellation"

Star Drek: Annexed Variation--Science Fiction Space Opera
Capt. Pekoe is trapped in a looping temporal paradox, and the only way out appears to be the violent death of all wooden-acting bridge officers. Dado loses an argument with a pinball machine and starts snorting dilithium crystals for relief. (thanks to John Giudice)

PSB Long Form Movie Is Still Contining At This Time. What Part Don't You Understand?

Movie--Drama
Tonight on the movie "Strong Language", you can see lots of dirty words, obscene gestures, cursing, explicit sexual slang, and adults in this drama of a Canadian farm family struggling to make ends meet during the Depression.

The Dentist's Menace--Crime Drama
A series where storefront dentists fight crime and tooth decay in a slum neighborhood. In the opener: an ex-con customer goes berserk and steals a high-speed drill.

thirtythousandsomething--Yuppie Drama

Inside David Bowie's Medicine Cabinet--Music

10:30 PM

The Naked Drew Carey--Comedy

11:00 PM

News--News

The Ugly Phil is Duller Show--Comedy?

PSB Long Form Movie Continues, And If You Don't Like It, Then Tough Noogies!

Dr. Demento's Radio Show--Novelty Music
The audio portion of the popular radio show, but the video displays various computer screen savers such as After Dark.

Jerry Springer--Full-Contact Discussion
Topic: "My Husband Thinks He Is My Savior!"

11:30 PM

Late Night With Jesus Christ--Religious Variety

Movie--Comedy
"The Three Stooges Get Saved By Jesus"

Tonight Sermon With Pope John Paul II--Variety

Arsenio Brawl--Jerry Springer Take-Off

Dick Clark's Rockin' Easter--Music

Prayline--Ted Koppel

Movie--Comedy
Tonight on the movie "Abbott and Costello Reincarnate", the duo is back alive in the 1996 version of their take on the Major League Baseball question of the day, "Who's The Commissioner?"

12:00 MID

Politically Incorrect--Discussion
Scheduled: Thy Father, Son, Holy Ghost, and Pat Robertson join Bill Maher in a futile attempt at a discussion of the day's events.

PSB Long Form Movie Continues Until Satan Skis At Home!

I'm Going To Bed--Goodbye

12:30 AM

Saturday Night Lie--Comedy/Variety
No show this week. Sinead O'Connnor sings a tribute to Pope John Paul II. (60 minutes, maybe) Thanks to Rik Anthony K-Hits 96FM

0:00 AM

PSB Long Form Movie Continues On and On Through the Zero Hour!

0:30 AM

1:00 AM

PSB Long Form Movie Continues. Why Not Tape This Part and Sleep!

Rock and Roll Doctor--Advice
Answers to all your drug-related questions are answered with live calls from the viewers.

1:30 AM

Movie--Comedy
"The Three Stooges Get Crucified and Resurrected"

Movie--Comedy
"Abbott and Costello Meet The Holy Ghost"

2:00 AM

PSB Long Form Movie Continues. What? You Still Up?

2:30 AM

3:00 AM

PSB Long Form Movie Continues. Hey, I Told You It's 3 Months Tops!

3:30 AM

Movie--Comedy
"The Three Stooges Order Cable TV"

Movie--Comedy
"Abbott and Costello Order Cable TV"

4:00 AM

PSB Long Form Movie Continues and Continues and Continues

4:30 AM

5:00 AM

PSB Long Form Movie Continues Until Our Pledge Funds Dry Up! Deal With It!

5:30 AM

Sign Off--Information
The assigned frequencies of every television station in the U.S. are told. The National Anthem renditions are aired by the U.S. Marine Band, the U.S. Army Band, the Air Force Band, the Coast Guard Band, and all the other bands depending on where you live, followed by a multitude of test patterns with a constant tone, and in some cases, the station's transmitter shutting down.