TV Died -- Saturday Daytime

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TV Died-Saturday Daytime

6:00 AM

Dr. Demento's Radio Show--Novelty Music
The audio portion of the popular radio show, but the video displays various computer screen savers such as After Dark.

6:30 AM

7:00 AM

Strawberry Shortcake's Harrowing Day--Cartoon
See what happens when Ms. Shortcake gets caught in a can of whipped cream.

Hung Dung Fooey--Cartoon

Bugs Bunny and Regis--Cartoon

Sesame Street--Pre-Schoolers?
Cheery Bob finally comes out of the closet.

College Football--Sports
Alabama vs. Bamm Bamm

WWE Smackup Jr.--Sports
The Muppet Babies vs. Baby Looney Tunes

7:30 AM

Gumby and Pokemon--Cartoon

Bugs Bunny and Charles Manson--Cartoon

8:00 AM

Tom and Jerry Get Married--Cartoon

Bugs Bunny and Pamela Anderson Lee--Cartoon

Muppet Babies Soil Their Diapers--Cartoon

The Idiot Ignatz Show--Children
Idiot shows the kids some old horses as they visit the glue factory. This is educational fare?

One Hen, Two Ducks, Three Squawking Geese--Cartoon

8:30 AM

Heckle and Jeckle and Hyde--Cartoon

Bugs Bunny and Mr. T--Cartoon

Felix The Cat Gets Neutered--Cartoon

The Adventures of Silent 'E'!--Cartoon

9:00 AM

Pink Panther Comes Out of the Closet--Cartoon

Bugs Bunny and Barbra Streisand--Cartoon

Porky Pig Eats a Ham Sandwich--Cartoon

Movie for a Saturday Morning--Movie
"Friday Night Hangover" (Scotch-1936). A habitual alcoholic joins AA and becomes a respectable member of society until he poses for a "Man of Distinction Ad." We won't tell you the ending, because we didn't pay to see it. Burp Ives stars. Joan Fountain pours.

The Adventures of Fatman and Harvey The Wonder Hamster--Cartoon
Stars "Weird Al" and his pet as a superhero duo saving the world from various villians.

Three Little Fishies--Cartoon
Cartoon characters in a real life Wet Dream. Lots of fish puns here.

Smurfs--Cartoon
The smurfs turn green with sickness when they watch the bad TV shows this season.

9:30 AM

Doggie-Doo and Crappy Too--Cartoon
Bungling teen sleuths in retro wardrobe and articulate dogs chase costumed criminals in a small town where the principal industry is abandoned buildings. They are usually slain by the gruff figure at the start of the episode who pumped their gas.(thanks to John Giudice)

Bugs Bunny and L.L. Cool J.--Cartoon

Nellie the Elephant--Cartoon
Cartoon about an elephant who packed her trunk and said goodbye to the circus.

10:00 AM

Harlem Globetrotters Draft Dennis Rodman--Cartoon

Lancelot Link Monkeys Around--Children

Josie and the Pussycats Become Fly Girls--Cartoon

Let's Take a Dip--Kids
Funny Sox takes Punk and Gingin for a dip in the refreshing waters of the Antarctic Ocean, where they say hello to a penguin smoking Salem Cigarettes.

Bugs Bunny and Ellen DeGeneres--Cartoon

Garfield Leaves a Pile--Cartoon

MLB Baseball--Sports
The Los Angles Dodgers vs. The Artful Dodger

College Football--Sports
Univ of Nebraska vs. Nabisco

Young Mr. Popeil--Cartoon
Stars a sixth grader hawking all kinds of stuff to kids.

De Turdy Point Buck--Cartoon
Cartoon chase featuring Bananas At Large in cartoon form forever plotting to catch that elusive buck. Kinda like The Road Runner, only slower.

Pebbles and Bamm-Bamm--Cartoon
Pebbles and her teenage hoods try out some new ways to get high and get stoned, Flint-stoned that is. Cheech and Chong guest star.

Major League Baseball-LIVE--Sports
The cameras give all the viewing angles of an empty stadium to fill three hours.

Live with Kelly and Bugs Bunny--Cartoon Talk

The Gorillaz--Cartoon
The cartoon band gets a Saturday morning cartoon show with adventures, jokes and songs. Unedited, of course.

10:30 AM

Archies Engage in a Sex Orgy--Teenage Cartoon

Aquaman Gets Caught By Tuna Fishermen--Cartoon

Bugs Bunny and Sylvester Stallone--Cartoon

The Incredible Hulk Meets That's Incredible--Cartoon

Werewolves of London--Cartoon
A howling comedy cartoon throwing Halloween parties every night.

The Ramones Razzle Dazzle Show--Children's Variety
Punk songs, sketches, jokes and other forms of comedy are featured.

11:00 AM

Space Ghost Gets a Hernia--Cartoon

Banana Splits Pass Gas--Children

Daffy Duck Flips The Bird--Cartoon

Bugs Bunny and Cosmo Kramer--Cartoon

The National's Top 10--Lame Music Countdown

Bilbo Baggins: The Bravest Little Hobbit Of Them All--Cartoon

Smurfs Up--Cartoon
The smurfs sail to Hawaii on a ship, but turn green with sickness.

The Sex Pistols Popcorn Machine--Children's Variety
Mayhem, moshing and chaos is the theme of the show.

11:30 AM

Mighty Mouse Gets Stuck in a Mousetrap--Cartoon

H.R. Pufinstuf Gets Stuffed--Children

Killed By The Bell--Teenage Sitcom

Bugs Bunny and The 1972 Miami Dolphins Football Team--Cartoon

Basketball Jones With The Harlem Globetrotters--Cartoon

Billy Idol Saves The World--Children's Adventure
Billy Idol saves the children from enemies such as parents blasting pop standards music and teachers banning punk music.

12:00 NOON

Watch Mr. Wizzard--Science
Mr. Wizzard (Herbert Donert) and his young friend Susan (Mary Fitzpamela) examine hot air today. You'll hear plenty of that in today's show.

Hang THIS!--Teenage Sitcom

Big Tub--Circus
Jack Sterlile presents some thrilling acts from Philadelphia. Others are from Hunger. Top attraction is a high-diver who jumps off a 2,500 foot tower into a bowl of codliver oil. Clowns, laughs, and plenty of commercials!

Bugs Bunny and E.T.--Cartoon

MP3 Guide--Pop Music

Russian Bandstand--Music
A musical show taking place behind the Iron Curtain in the 1960s.

British Bandstand--Music
Punk Clark spins the new wave and punk hits for teenagers to dance to. That's the format of the show. No plot. Just good punk rock.

12:30 PM

Fat Albert Explodes!--Cartoon

NBA Inside Crap--Teenage Sports

Bugs Bunny and Bugs Bunny--Cartoon

1:00 PM

Children's Phlegm Festival--Gross Films

NBA Basketball--Sports
Los Angeles Clippers vs. Flipper, the Skipper, and Jack the Ripper

College Football--Sports
The Georgia Gratifiers vs. the Minnesota Masturbators

MLB Baseball--Sports
Coloradio Rockies vs. Minnesota Bullwinkles

College Football--Sports
USC vs. UPN

The Demento Kid--Children
Is a seven-year-old kid with a 100,000 record collection who plays records through a student-built AM radio transmitter in the late 1940s.

Touched by an Anvil--Cartoon
Wile E. Coyote stars as a Stuntman who asks God for one final wish "Road Runner BBQ" (60 Minutes and 50 broken bones) Thanks to Rik Anthony for that one.

ESPN3 Presents The Z Games--Sports
Continuing coverage of the boring Z Games. 2nd round of the Chess finals from Oslo, Norway. Preliminary rounds of the full contact Croquet (from Berlin) Thanks to Donald Kapica.

1:30 PM

Simple Simon Sez--Game

2:00 PM

MLB Baseball--Sports
Los Angeles Dodgers vs. U.S. Draft Dodgers

Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes--Cartoon

2:30 PM

They Might Be Giants--Cartoon
About an underrated novelty rock group who performs a song based on an episode they star in. Very Keri should like this one.

3:00 PM

Barnes and Barnes's Lumaniacs!--Cartoon
This cartoon begins where Animaniacs leaves off and Barnes and Barnes picks up the slack with weird cartoons based on their songs like "Three Drunk Newts", "Pineapple Princess", and the classic "Fish Heads".

3:30 PM

NBA Basketball--Sports
The Dallas Mavericks vs. Bart and Bret Maverick

4:00 PM

College Football--Sports
Penn State vs. Penn and Teller

The DBC Free Per View Movie--Adventure
"King Tut" (1978). Steve Martin.

Movie--Comedy
"Paulie Herman" (1980) A chemical plant worker announces that he's from Jersey, laughs, asks people if they are from Jersey, laughs again, and repeats that he's from Jersey for two hours. Paulie: Joe Piscopo

High-Tech Golf--Sports
Golfers use high-tech contraptions they invented in order to help them achieve more hole-in-ones, because, somehow, a plain old golf club just won't do the job anymore. Tim "Tool Time" Taylor helps(?) out!

4:20 PM

Fumar una Pipa--Descanso de Marihuana

Cartoons Smoking Marijuana--Animated

Mandatory Marley--Cannibas Smoking

Time To Smoke a Bong--Bob Marley Music

4:30 PM

Wide World of Sports--Sports
From Germany: Championship Berlin Wall Scaling. From Great Britain: Competetive Scones Eating. From Egypt: Searching for $10,000 hidden in one of the Pyramids.

5:00 PM

Two Guys Play an Pac-Man Arcade Game--Sports
Live from an Arcade Spot.

Weird World Of Sports--Sports
Check out what sporting funnies are happening tonight.