03-02-1987: Cold Open: Dave parodies a commercial by comparing two shampoos on each side of his head as Morty and Biff remind him he has a show to do. Dave protests, "This is science!"
03-02-1988: Live, via satellite, viewers watch the luggage carousel at St. Louis Airport. The idea is attempted eleven years later in Dallas, but after being denied permission to enter the baggage claim area, Dave takes his camera into the next closest thing, a Dallas luggage store.
03-02-1988: Top Ten Good Things about General Noriega - 6. His homemade Rice Krispie squares are the hit of every brutal interrogation session.
03-02-1989: Top Ten Boston Red Sox Team Rule - 8. Pine tar to be used on bats only.
03-02-1990: Top Ten Chapter Titles in the Exxon Employees Manual - 10. F U CN RD THS -- You Can Captain a Supertanker!
03-02-1990: While the baseball lockout continues, California Angel pitcher Mark Lansgton practices with Seattle Mariner catcher Scott Bradley in the hallway. One ball goes astray and WNBC-TV news anchor Pat Harper destroys her hand while trying to catch it without a glove.
03-02-1993: The fifth installment of "Tell Us About Your Lunch" reaches Vice President Al Gore: Big Mac, French fries, and Diet Coke.
03-02-1993: Top Ten Signs You've Hired a Bad Secretary - 7. People from Guinness book always showing up to measure his fingernails.
03-02-1994: Top Ten Singable Names - 1. Boutros Boutros-Ghali (as sung by Tony Bennett, to the tune of "Davy Crockett").
03-02-1998: As usual Dave cheats in his annual competition with the World Grocery Bagging Champion, this years' sucker: Frank Urbancic.
03-02-1998: Celebrity Legal Problems" bit with intro music that says "The djoy has hit the fan"?
03-02-1998: Delbert McClinton (harmonica) sits in with the band.
03-02-1998: Fake clip of Clinton skiing in Utah.
03-02-1998: People "move" the Ed Sullivan Theater. Also, "Pat Farmer, Master of Escape" bit.
03-02-1998: Top Ten New Tourist Slogans For New York - 6. It's the city that never sleeps and rarely bathes.
03-02-1999: The band plays Dave over to the desk with the 20th Century Fox theme.
03-02-1999: Today's Secret Word is "saluki".
03-02-1999: Top Ten Least Beloved Dr. Seuss Classics.
03-02-1999: Via satellite, we see workers open some unclaimed luggage at the Unclaimed Baggage Center in Scottsville, Alabama.
03-02-2000: Guest host Nathan Lane does stand-up about Dave, GWB, etc. He sings about being a "full-service entertainer", with confetti at song's end. Marc Shaiman is on piano; he was nominated for an Oscar for the song "Blame Canada". We see a video montage of Lane preparing to guest host.
03-02-2000: Guests Mel Brooks, Mario Cantone, and Kristin Chenoweth. Brooks does wine tasting, and he and Lane sing "Hitler in Springtime".
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