03-03-1983: A viewer mail letter brings about new personnel in the Late Night Band: Frank Fields on guitar, Betty Furness on drums, Ahmad Rashad on bass, and Edwin Newman on keyboards.
03-03-1988: Michael Jackson's Top Ten Activities While in New York - 9. Buy Broadway cast of "Cats" for backyard zoo.
03-03-1989: James Brown's Top Ten Prison Complaints - 9. Guards keep calling me "Little Richard."
03-03-1993: Top Ten Relationship Problems for Michael Jackson and Brooke Shields - 3. Always arguing over who left the cap off the lipstick.
03-03-1994: In a recurring segment throughout the show called "Dave Saves Lives," Calvert gets struck by a wrecking ball.
03-03-1994: Top Ten Nancy Kerrigan Complaints About Disney World - 10. Saw enough damn foreigners at the Olympics.
03-03-1995: Dave says goodnight right after his opening remarks and leaves the theater. Paul runs out and finds him dancing with the Rockettes at Radio City Music Hall.
03-03-1995: Top Ten Juror Pet Peeves - 3. It's been over a month, and we still ain't met Matlock.
03-03-1997: After a month sitting in with the band, Al Chesnovitz is hired as permanent member of the CBS Orchestra. To honor the occasion, Paul puts together a music video for Stagehand Kenny Sheehan titled "Kenny Passed the Brick."
03-03-1997: Dave and Paul's Battle of Hilarious Insults.
03-03-1997: Pictures of Giuliani, real and fake: NY paper photo of him in drag and a Sports Illustrated photo of him in a bikini.
03-03-1997: Top Ten Signs Mayor Giuliani is Nuts - 9. Enjoyed "Victor/Victoria" so much, he's changing his name to "Rudy Julie-Andrews."
03-03-1998: "Supermarket Finds" bit. Also, a fake ad for NASA.
03-03-1998: Kid Scientists: (1) lights butane; (2) Newton's 3rd law is demonstrated using a cannon; (3) conservation of energy.
03-03-1998: Top Ten Signs You're at a Bad McDonald's - 5. Manager takes a bite out of every burger to make sure it's okay.
03-03-1999: "Roll Call" includes unusual people, including "Tom Cruise" (Calvert).
03-03-1999: Dave rants about the Lewinsky interview and about Oprah.
03-03-1999: Kid Turkey Callers: (1) clucking sound, (2) plaintive cry for help, (3) flydown cackle.
03-03-1999: That great band "Fresh Step" performs again.
03-03-1999: Today's Secret Word is "luggage".
03-03-1999: Top Ten Questions I Would Have Asked Monica Lewinsky.
03-03-2000: "Decaffeinated coffee, it's what they're drinking in hell!"
03-03-2000: "The Barbara Walters Reaction Shot of the Night" bit.
03-03-2000: Campaign 2000, brought to you by Heart Bypass Surgery and by the Stadium Motor Lodge. We see highlights of GWB's appearance "yesterday". (Dave apparently forgot that this show is airing on Friday despite being taped on Thursday.)
03-03-2000: CBS Mailbag: (1) Inky has fun with the cue cards--did his prank lead to Kathie Lee quitting her show? (2) "Biff Henderson's Election Digest" turns out to be nothing more than a still of Jennifer Lopez in her sexy Grammy dress; (3) a fake ad against decaf coffee ("it's useless warm brown water") is from the Council for Getting Punched Repeatedly in the Face; (4) Dave was heavy before surgery?
03-03-2000: Dave has the control room look for the clip of him accidentally spitting earlier in the show, but they can't find it.
03-03-2000: Dave says that Ted Koppel called him up to congratulate him on his ratings victory last week.
03-03-2000: Guests Anjelica Huston, Steely Dan, and Jayson Williams.
03-03-2000: Top Ten (taped at Mountain Creek in Vernon, NJ) Things You Don't Want To Hear on a Ski Lift, read by an actual Late Show staffer.
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