03-29-1983: Chaz Chase makes his last of two appearances on Late Night, lighting and then swallowing a cigar, cigarette, lit matches, fern, flower with salt, and a tiny harmonica. Once again, he won't touch the ham.
03-29-1984: Another glorious set of Stupid Pet Tricks: a cat balances a can on its helmeted head, ferrets burst balloons (one ferrett throws up), a dog does push-ups (but seems to be actually humping the studio floor), and a turtle stands on its hind legs, then falls backwards.
03-29-1986: Comedy Relief (1) airs a video remote by Dave, Paul, and Chris Elliott, taped the week before.
03-29-1989: Top Ten New Exxon Slogans - 3. If it weren't for us, American seagulls would be covered with foreign oil.
03-29-1990: After appearing the previous night, Marv Albert shows up to retrieve his wallet he left in the guest chair.
03-29-1991: Top Ten Rejected Names for Kentucky Fried Chicken - 6. The You're-A-Little-Too-Late Petting Zoo.
03-29-1994: New Books include "What Squirrels Tell Me" by Dan Rather; "Tattoos I Got in Prison" by Leona Helmsley; and "I'm Hungry" by Rush Limbaugh.
03-29-1994: Top Ten Thoughts On The Mind Of Roger Clinton's Bride - 6. It could be worse. I could be marrying an untalented loser whose brother isn't the President.
03-29-1996: "Dave Makes a Friend" bit (Al from New Jersey).
03-29-1996: "Weird Guy in an Elevator" bit features Alan Kalter, already.
03-29-1996: Dana Carvey drops by to grab a piece of the new "Bridge" set. The segment is taped for his own short-lived television show.
03-29-1996: Top Ten Cool Things About Winning an Academy Award (presented by Kevin Spacey) - 4. Mom can finally stop yapping about how she wishes Tom Hanks were her kid.
03-29-1999: Dave tells about how he's gonna sue "60 Minutes". He also says goodbye to Tom Snyder.
03-29-1999: For the first time, it's "Know Your Cuts of Meat" (not part of "Know Your Current Events" yet).
03-29-1999: Tonight's Secret Word is "meniscus". As there was a "winner" on Friday, the jackpot is now 100 dollars.
03-29-1999: Top Ten Fidel Castro Baseball Jeers.
03-29-2000: "Spring in New York" bit includes cops jumping rope with police tape, Harold Larkin stealing flowers, and a Giuliani retractable comb-over.
03-29-2000: A fake ad is critical of both Gore and Bush (brought to you by Canada).
03-29-2000: Campaign 2000: Rob has a cabbie story--the driver was psycho? Sponsors are Heart Bypass Surgery and Gene Keady.
03-29-2000: Kid Scientists: (1) steel wool rapidly oxidizes with the help of a battery; (2) a mirror is made with chemicals; (3) liquid nitrogen and hot soapy water.
03-29-2000: Tony has "Spring World Series" tickets. Also, another decaf coffee line: "Where the Hell is the Goddamn Buzz?"
03-29-2000: Top Ten Signs Your Baseball Team Is Rusty.
03-29-2002: Happy Birthday Jay and Chase.
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