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03-31-1980: Dave guest-hosts The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson.
03-31-1982: Dave selects two audience members to spend the hour writing funny captions to photographs. James Slusher and Doris Roehrs come through with their segment "How Mr. and Mrs. America Occupy Their Time When They Have Nothing Contructive to Do."
03-31-1986: A new month-long segment begins tonight with items loaned from the Museum of Natural History. This week: the skull of Tyrannasaurus Rex.
03-31-1987: Jack Hanna appears on Late Night: a goat takes a dump on the set and Jack sprays milk all over Dave's pants.
03-31-1987: Jack Hanna makes another memorable appearance on Late Night as a goat takes a dump on the set and Jack sprays milk all over Dave's pants.
03-31-1989: Top Ten Excuses of the Exxon Tanker Captain - 4. Swerving to avoid oncoming Eastern Airlines jet.
03-31-1992: Top Ten H. Ross Perot Campaign Slogans - 10. Enjoy the thrill of voting for someone you know nothing about; 1. The H stands for good government!
03-31-1993: Top Ten Things Yeltsin Can Do To Get His Popularity Back - 6. More wet babushka contests. 5. Get Certs people to start using phrase: "Contains a sparkling drop of Yeltsin."
03-31-1994: Dave watches a live feed of himself watching the show at home while he's taping the show in the theater. Shots include toasting waffles, crying to Kenny Rogers music, milking a goat, and bothering Dan Rather.
03-31-1994: Top Ten Signs It's Spring In New York - 6. Madonna switches from basketball to baseball players.
03-31-1997: "Dave Talks to Inventors" bit. Also, Dave recalls his Easter (first the fake version, then he's prompted to give us the real version).
03-31-1997: Jimmy Webb (keyboard) sits in with the band.
03-31-1997: Rob Burnett plays his home video from Easter Sunday, when he dressed up as the Easter Bunny and traumatized his daughter Sydney; the audience is later traumatized by the Bandbaz Brothers and their Daggers of Doom.
03-31-1997: Top Ten Things Overheard at the White House Easter Egg Roll - 1. Hey -- that's no kid -- that's George Stephanopoulos!
03-31-1998: "Dave's Record Collection" includes Joe Pesci singing "Got To Get You Into My Life" and a barbershop quartet singing "The Raven".
03-31-1998: Biff continues annoying everyone at Yankee Spring Training, particularly Paul O'Neill.
03-31-1998: Dave talks about Martha Stewart: "Removing fat from beef stock; it's a good thing".
03-31-1998: Top Ten Rejected Major League Baseball Expansion Teams - 8. The Rapid City Rappin' Grannies.
03-31-1999: "New Tourist Destinations" bit. The jokes are graded by three guys from the Department of Agriculture.
03-31-1999: Tonight's Secret Word is "sociopathic", for 300 dollars. Also, Top Ten Hilarious April Fool's Day Pranks in the Mafia.
03-31-2000: CBS Mailbag: (1) After the show, Dave "gets drunker"; (2) college hoops coaches with bad hair; (3) camera guy Dave Dorsett apparently has Hollywood roles, as we see in clips--his line is "Look what you did to my car!" (4) Warren Beatty is zapped during his Oscar speech.
03-31-2000: Dave, Paul, and Biff check their fingers to see if they're gay.
03-31-2000: In Campaign 2000, Dave talks about how the world would be different if the length of sunlight was variable from day to day. (!) Sponsors are Heart Surgery and Gene Keady. In the next segment, Dave re-opens Campaign 2000, in order to talk about Richard Simmons. Dave shouldn't mention the "Dream Maker" show if Richard comes on the show as a guest.
03-31-2000: The band plays Dave over with the 20th Century Fox theme, this time with an extended ending.
03-31-2000: The Top Ten Clown Pickup Lines are presented, live in the theater, by clowns from the Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey circus.
03-31-2000: We see a still of Richard Simmons, with a promise/threat that he'll be back on May 12.
03-31-2002: Chase Kimball celebrates his fifth birthday in five days, turning 52.
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