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10-09-1985: Museum of the Hard-to-Believe: The Royal Insect, The Dog That Likes His Walkman, and The Talking Muffin of London Town.
10-09-1987: Dave's assistant, Laurie Diamond, appears as a "lady of the night" in another Chris-Elliott-as-Marlon-Brando segment.
10-09-1990: Those Funny, Funny Mapplethorpe Photos is interrupted by Biff, who asks Dave for the combination to a locker outside the studio. Receiving it, Biff frees Tony Randall.
10-09-1991: Clarence Thomas' Top Ten Pick-Up Lines - 10. "How about a little affirmative action?"
10-09-1992: Dave is unhappy with his tie, so he runs across the street to "Live with Regis and Kathie Lee" and swaps ties with Regis.
10-09-1992: Top Ten Most Frequently Recalled Fisher Price Toys - 8. "Dad's Little Bartender"
10-09-1995: Top Ten Ways U.S. Open Would Be Different If It Were Held On The Moon - 8.In space, no one can hear John McEnroe.
10-09-1996: Dave is once again scared of Australian band Midnight Oil.
10-09-1996: Top Ten Signs that the Princess Diana Sex Video Was a Hoax (end music unknown).
10-09-1996: Using the external camera and the phone, Dave finds a new lady (Donna from British Columbia) to anchor Channel 2 News.
10-09-1997: K. Y. Current Events: Julie from Oregon works at a bagel store; not surprisingly, her mom Jenny plays, too.
10-09-1997: Know Your Current Events: Julie from Oregon works at a bagel store; not surprisingly, her mom Jenny plays, too.
10-09-1997: Top Ten Surprises in the White House Coffee Videos - 3. Whenever anyone says, "Sanka," Clinton says, "You're welcome!" and laughs his ass off.
10-09-1997: We get two separate looks at "Leonard Tepper's Hidden Video".
10-09-1998: CBS Mailbag features the "Foul Mouthed Scenic Designer" and a non-offensive view of Inky's bare ass.
10-09-1998: In a taped bit, we see David Diaz interview people on the street: the favorite pie is apple.
10-09-2000: "A Day in the Life of the Presidential Campaign" bit. Will Lee sings the opening song to the tune of "A Day in the Life". Dave stumbles over three of the jokes.
10-09-2000: A Clinton fake ad mentions that current Presidential candidates are lame, that we have four long years ahead, and that we're gonna miss Clinton.
10-09-2000: Ball State Football Losing Streak Chart. Then, a clip of Magic Johnson's inspirational pep talk and highlights of their 15-10 victory over Miami of Ohio. The Director of Marketing from Ball State Al Rant comes out and gives Dave the game ball. (Calvert wanders out when he does, and leaves with him.) The Ball State mascot is out on Broadway in the middle of traffic. Later, Dave spins the ball on the floor.
10-09-2000: Dave "plays solitaire" with all the blue cards on his desk.
10-09-2000: Eddie Brill is the announcer (due to Yom Kippur, Alan is not there). Also, Warren Zevon sits in for Paul.
10-09-2000: The polar ice cap is melting, so Harold Larkin opens the stage door to show us cabs and other cars under water.
10-09-2000: Top Ten Things Columbus Would Say If He Saw America Today - 10. "There's a Columbus, Ohio? Dude, that rules!"
10-09-2000: We get to see what Paul would've worn if he were on the show today.
10-09-2001: Dave mentions that the AOL is again saying "Welcome. You've got veal!" to him.
10-09-2001: Guest Tom Cavanagh apparently bet Rob Burnett that he couldn't stick four softball-sized meatballs in his mouth at once, and we see photos of him actually doing just that.
10-09-2001: The "CBS Million Dollar Quiz" debuts. Rupert picks a woman off the street to play: Beth, a flight attendant originally from Cape Town, South Africa. She is given descriptions of TV shows and has to guess whether the show is real or phony. She gets all seven right. The phony shows include "30 Minutes" and "Prime Mates", in which a zoo-keeper is forced to live in the monkey house where he works.
10-09-2001: Top Ten All-Purpose Witty Comebacks - 9. "Let me guess-- home-schooled?" (Dave skips #8, saying it's for the audience's own good.)
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