10-23-1985: New Halloween Costumes portray Merlin Olsen, an Automatic Tarp Machine, Genzu Knives, and a Tainted Shellfish.
10-23-1990: Those Funny, Funny Mapplethorpe Photos: Not pleased with a Grace Jones joke, Dave goes to the New York harbor, stuffs the joke in meat, and throws it into the water, where sharks attack a fresh meat.
10-23-1990: Top Ten Oakland A's Excuses - 3. Pulled abdominal muscles laughing at "The David Letterman Book of Top Ten Lists" from Pocket Books -- a division of Simon & Schuster.
10-23-1995: Dave starts reading the Miranda Rights before realizing he has the wrong card. He leaves the studio to search for the read card and finds "NYPD Blue" stars Jimmy Swits and Dennis Franz reading the Top Ten List to a captured thug.
10-23-1995: Top Ten Fidel Castro Pick-Up Lines - 3. Would you mind checking my beard for ticks?
10-23-1996: Calvert reports from the World Series; he interviews Joe Torre. Later, Calvert interviews John Popper.
10-23-1996: Dave announces that it's Johnny Carson's 71st birthday.
10-23-1996: Fake ad for Dole says, "If you don't vote for Dole, he'll beat you with a mallet."
10-23-1996: Paul's "twin brother" is sent out on the street to videotape New Yorkers saying "Braves suck", etc.
10-23-1996: Remote: Calvert reports from the World Series; he interviews Joe Torre. Later, he interviews John Popper.
10-23-1996: Top Ten Ways President Clinton Could Still Lose the Election - 2. Former White House physician publishes tell-all book about his pasty white thighs.
10-23-1997: Composite rerun bit: a guy from Joe G's pizza stars in "Space Volcano".
10-23-1997: Composite rerun guests: Bruce Willis, Eddie Murphy, and Ray Romano.
10-23-1998: CBS Mailbag: (1) Deputy Dan, the juggling cowboy comedian; (2) Paul "writes" a theme song for the letter writer (an overweight male nurse); (3) "Calista Flockhart" (Gerard Mulligan) answers questions about her weight and about the dancing baby; (4) Alan Kalter impersonates Dave's dog Bruno barking "Jingle Bells". Dave tells Alan that it was Rupert's idea to have Alan dress up as a dog, so Alan goes to the Hello Deli and punches Rupert.
10-23-1998: Top Ten Fun Ways To Spend Your Extra Hour. Also, guest David Wells talks about some team's World Series victory.
10-23-2001: fourty3nlostit and Donz have a big fight the day before, but today neither one of us remember what it was about.
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