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10-10-1983: Who Asked For It: "Pat Muniak" from Boston (LN writer Steve O'Donnell) asks Dave to reunite him with an identical twin he hasn't seen in 30 years. Dave says it's beyond his scope. Disappointed, "Pat" turns away from the audience microphone and walks past the next questioner, "Rod Sorens" from Minneapolis (Steve's identical twin Mark), who asks to sit in Dave's chair.
10-10-1985: Viewer Mail: NBC Chairman "Grant Tinker" promotes his children's show, "Uncle Grant's Cartoon Cabin."
10-10-1989: It's the end of the summer, so, per tradition, Hal Gurnee buttons up his second top button.
10-10-1989: Top Ten Recent News Stories from TASS - 5. TV's Roseanne: American lady in a Soviet body.
10-10-1991: A new Democratic slogan is selected: "We're Digging Up Lyndon Johnson and We're Running Him Again."
10-10-1991: Top Ten LensCrafters Excuses for not Having Your Glasses Done in About an Hour - 8. Without your glasses on, you probably misread your watch.
10-10-1994: Merrill Markoe appears on Late Show. It's the first time Mr. Funny and Ex-Gal Pal meet in six years.
10-10-1994: Top Ten Christopher Columbus Pick-Up Lines - 2. Babe ahoy!
10-10-1996: "Pastries that look like celebrities" bit is, thankfully, interrupted by Marv Albert and his own personal reel of bloopers.
10-10-1996: Funny "montages" from the Vice Presidential Debate.
10-10-1996: Top Ten Surprises in the Vice Presidential Debate - 2. Candidates greeted each other with handshake, handshake became hug, hug became longest kiss in TV history.
10-10-1997: CBS Mailbag: #1. From the internet: Dave gives Brad Pitt a massage.
10-10-1997: CBS Mailbag: (1) picture "off the web" shows Dave giving Brad Pitt a massage; (2) Alan wears sunglasses because his eyes are white: Alan Kalter's Super Strength Visine with Bleach; (3) Biff Henderson's Celebrity Telephone Interview: Tom Cruise; (4) Dave helps Tony Randall ("Godfather" parody).
10-10-1997: Guests Mark Wahlberg ("Boogie Nights") and Eddie Izzard.
10-10-1997: Top Ten Signs You Have a Bad Cold - 4. You deliriously think, "Maybe I'll sit down and watch that new Tom Arnold show."
10-10-2000: "What's the Deal with Big Guys with Little Glasses?": Patrick Ewing, James Wolfson, and Ben Franklin.
10-10-2000: "What's the Deal with Old Guys and Giant Glasses?" bit includes Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg and Carol Channing.
10-10-2000: Alan Kalter's Campaign Round-up asks "Who Let the Dogs Out?" This bit is done twice in the first segment of the show.
10-10-2000: Pat & Kenny Read Oprah Transcripts: Kenny plays Aretha Franklin. They both laugh at some point. Kenny's ash falls off his cigarette. Don't forget about PK--the Pat and Kenny Magazine.
10-10-2000: Top Ten Ways Ralph Nader Can Still Win - 10. Change Name to "Al Gore," Win on Technicality. (Unfortunately, Alan sings "Who Let the Dogs Out?" after #4.)
10-10-2000: Warren Zevon sits in again for Paul (who has bronchitis?). We get to see what Paul would've worn if he were on the show today (black suit, green tie). Dave calls Paul, who sounds like Barry White (low-pitched voice) and wants to give Dave some sweet loving?
10-10-2001: "Small Town News" includes a school bus driver driving blindfolded. The bit's closing music includes the lyrics "Wait for the humorous comment."
10-10-2001: Dave adjusts his chair, and suggests that the viewers can adjust their chairs while he's adjusting his.
10-10-2001: Dave found some old footage of guys in cat suits on an assembly line making cookies, or something.
10-10-2001: Dave mocks bin Laden: "I'm a tough guy. I have a $4 watch. I live in a cave."
10-10-2001: Dave's AOL thing says "Welcome. You've got veal!" again. This time, we get to hear it.
10-10-2001: For the first time since 9/11/01, there is a tag line at the Worldwide Pants graphic ("Pants for life").
10-10-2001: Guests: Nathan Lane claims to have made a guest appearance on "Wolf Lake"; Cokie Roberts is wearing a bald eagle, since ABC doesn't want its news people wearing flags, as this would apparently cause them to lose their objectivity.
10-10-2001: Top Ten Questions Most Often Asked at a 99-Cent Store: 10) "How much is this?" 5) "Do you have anything for 98 cents?"
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