07-18-1983: Randy Newman makes a rare appearance on Late Night, performing "I Love L.A." and "Political Science."
07-18-1989: The week's new feature: "Let's Find Out How Much Gas Joe Frazier Has in His Car." Tonight: a full tank.
07-18-1989: Top Ten Features of the New Stealth Bomber - 4. Nose cone opens to release a spring-loaded boxing glove.
07-18-1990: Layman's Corner: Associate Producer Jude Brennan explains how a CD player works.
07-18-1990: Top Ten Ways France Is Preparing for the German Reunification - 5. Printing up T-shirts that say, "Don't shoot! I'm a collaborator!"
07-18-1991: Live Remote at Shea Stadium. Mets pitcher Dwight Gooden aims his pitches at the camera. He's later joined by pitchers John Franco, Sid Fernandez, and Keith Miller, who all finally destroy it.
07-18-1991: Top Ten Reasons the Senate Needs a Raise - 1. Income from bribes not keeping pace with cost of hookers.
07-18-1994: All night long: a graphic of a comet hitting Jupiter.
07-18-1994: Dave returns to outside the Today Show set and displays his sign: "Happy 100th Birthday, Willard."
07-18-1994: Having returned from their Coast to Coast Tour, Mujibur and Sirajul give T-shirts to Dave.
07-18-1994: In taped footage from L.A., Dave teaches his cat to surf, this time in black and white.
07-18-1994: Top Ten Rejected Neil Armstrong Moon Landing Lines - 2. I'm Mr. Galakawitz. You mean Dr. Galakawitz. Yes I am.
07-18-1995: Rupert's Soup of the Day: Whitewater Chowder.
07-18-1995: Top Ten Ways the Miss America Pageant Would Be Different if the Judges Were Dogs - 6. Host Bob Barker torn to shreds by pack of angry neutered judges.
07-18-1996: CBS Mailbag: (1) Dave pays for Paul's dinner; (2) Cliff Sussman, "President of Late Show Fan Club", sings about what Dave drinks; (3) Bob Dole fake bumper sticker; (5) Foul-Mouthed Librarian. (No letter #4.)
07-18-1996: Dave recaps the show's Emmy nominations (55 total?). Later, "Dave's Lawn Dart Memories".
07-18-1996: In a special Thursday CBS Mailbag, the Foul-Mouthed Librarian makes a welcome return to the show in a clip from "Independence Day." "Special" because the Foul-Mouthed Librarian was on? As I have it, it wasn't special because it was a Thursday Mailbag--many of them were that year.
07-18-1996: The CBS Mailbag presents Letterman's 10,000th "Bob Dole is Old" Joke.
07-18-1996: The Foul-Mouthed Librarian makes a welcome return to the show in a clip from "Independence Day" in a special Thursday CBS mailbag.
07-18-1996: Top Ten Ways to Get Yourself Thrown Out of the Olympic Village - 6. Drink a lot of iced tea, try to extinguish the Olympic flame.
07-18-1997: "Pat Farmer: Master of Misdirection" bit.
07-18-1997: CBS Mailbag: (1) Evander Holyfield Ear Rawhide Dog Chew-Toy; (2) Dave, at home, is contacted by Martians; (3) Mary Tyler Moore thinks she's on Saturday Night Live; (4) the "convicted felon" with whom Dave has been corresponding visits Dave.
07-18-1997: Dave interviews Daily Show star Craig Kilborn, who will soon be taking over the "Late Late Show."
07-18-1997: Top Ten Other President Clinton Complaints About the Movies - 5. No matter what he says to the screen, Alicia Silverstone won't give him the time of day. 2. Hard to enjoy "Star Wars" because Chewbacca always reminds him of Janet Reno.
07-18-2000: Campaign 2000, starring Maria Pope, sponsored by Compostumbler (two testimonial quotes--video works this time). Dave proposes to have Bush and Gore debate on the show. Paul announces that Kathy Mavrikakis and Michelle O'Callahan just had kids, and he gives a Cindy Crawford tip: "When picking up toys, do a squat." Maria announces that Kournikova's not yet booked. Sponsor: Compostumbler (with another testimonial).
07-18-2000: Dave got his vacation photos back; he shows them, but they turn out not to be his (the photo place screwed up?).
07-18-2000: In "Looking for Rats", the intro music says "with George Clarke", but he turns out not to be involved. Instead, Alan calls for the rats, but none show up (until segment 2).
07-18-2000: In another of those "15-minute" desk rants, Dave complains about the exotic dancer being the first one voted off "Big Brother".
07-18-2000: Kournikova Play of the Day is the same as yesterday's.
07-18-2000: Top Ten Signs You're a Lame Superhero - 2. Mayor summons you by projecting "fat ass" in the sky.
07-18-2002: Happy birthday, dear, sweet C.O.
07-18-2002: My 7/12th birthday. Pat, I'm sure you'll be sending a gift; please send it to me at the University of Southern North Dakota at Hoople, Hoople, ND.
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