08-03-1982: Robert Klein airs his Bar Mitzvah films, then introduces his parents in the audience.
08-03-1988: Hal Gurnee Time Killer: The Del Rubio Triplets!* Meanwhile, Dave makes toast and flings it to the audience. * Eadie Del Rubio died 12/16/96 of cancer. She was somewhere in her 70s.
08-03-1989: Another episode of the classic Spanish serial "Los Problemas de la Vida Cotidiana," with Dave as Dr. Suarez.
08-03-1989: Top Ten Reasons Dave Would Make a Good Father - 9. House already loaded with Cocoa-Puffs and Tang.
08-03-1990: Top Ten Least Exciting Superpowers - 5. Power to shake exactly two aspirin out of a bottle.
08-03-1990: Viewer Mail: A viewer asks Dave to take his show to his high school, but, unfortunately, Dave is already booked at "Dave's Parakeet Circus."
08-03-1994: Dave squirts his eye solution on one of the cameras, wipes it off, and then asks the cameraman for a quarter.
08-03-1994: The show is interrupted all night long by CBS News Special Reports from anchor Alan Richardsonm, who sings, is beaten up by bus driver, advertises for "Mountain Dew," and swears about the prime lending rate.
08-03-1994: Top Ten Things Overheard at the Rolling Stones Concert - 1. I can't get no met-a-mucil.
08-03-1995: CBS President "Peter Lund" and Westinghouse Chairman "Michael H. Jordan" sing "Born to Run."
08-03-1995: Top Ten Screw-ups in the O.J. Simpson Defense - 8. Demonstrating how difficult it was for O.J. to fit into several of Marcia Clark's outfits.
08-03-1998: "Beauty and the Beast" beat the Late Show team in softball, 9-8.
08-03-1998: "Bob Borden Searches for Barbra Streisand" bit.
08-03-1998: Late Show Celebrity Jumble: MLE GIBSNO (Answer: Hector Elizondo).
08-03-1998: Top Ten Signs You're Watching a Bad Morning Show.
08-03-1999: "Alan Kalter's For the Ladies" film. Also, Top Ten Signs the 107-year-old Twins Are Starting To Get On Each Other's Nerves.
08-03-1999: It's "Stop Calling Me Chief", or is it "Stop Calling Me Debbie" or "Stop Calling Me Monty"? It ends up being "Stop Calling Me Kitty".
08-03-1999: Late Show Golf Highlight of the Day.
08-03-1999: Paul Shaffer's Countdown to the Millennium, sponsored by CBS and Larry King. Paul says "Everything will explode!" again, but he has a cape this time. (The jackpot is 400 damn dollars.)
08-03-2000: "Kenny's Calls to the 'Big Brother' Hotline" bit: he tries to keep the stripper "Jordan" on the show.
08-03-2000: Campaign 2000, starring Maria Pope, sponsored by Compostumbler (woman testimonial, with Alan saying "I got what you need right here, Mama"). Gervase from "Survivor" talks to Dave; he's from New Jersey. Sponsors: Compostumbler and L.P.F.P.S., with Alan ranting "You bastards [etc.]" again.
08-03-2000: Dave reviews the Michigan state nicknames over the years; it's now the Great Lakes State?
08-03-2000: One of the Know Your Current Events categories is Know Your Cars for Sale at a New Jersey Salvage Yard (Economy Auto, South Amboy, NJ). Also, both contestants are teachers. One of them is from Sweden; later, Dave locates her hometown of Helsingborg (sp?) in the atlas.
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