08-10-1982: Frank and Moon Unit Zappa appear on Dave to promote their single, "Valley Girl."
08-10-1982: In a reverse Bad Phone Call, Dave asks an audience member to get him out of attending a wedding to which he was invited by a fan. She tells the called person that Dave will have his tonsils taken out the day of the wedding. The called guy offers to either postpone the wedding or have the ceremony in Dave's hospital room.
08-10-1988: Hal Gurnee's Network Time Killer: Abe Vigoda is in the control room and is still alive.
08-10-1988: Top Ten Good Things about the Greenhouse Effect - 8. With five years, Jerry Lewis' hair will be bone dry.
08-10-1989: Remote: Dave Visits the New York World's Fair 1964 Site.
08-10-1989: Top Ten Better Ways To Spend $166 Billion - 1. Walk into every pet shop in the world and announce, "Hey everybody! The dogs are on me!"
08-10-1990: Remote: Dave Visits Michael Konowitz, Teenage Weatherboy.
08-10-1990: Top Ten Categories on Iraqi Jeopardy - 2. Sounds like "Shi'ite."
08-10-1994: Guest Mykelti Williamson, promoting the movie "Forrest Gump," demonstrates his mouth appliance for Dave and then dances, while standup comic Harland Williams appears with peanut butter on his shoes.
08-10-1994: What's On Other Channels: Andrew Giuliani annoys a goat.
08-10-1995: New Teen Trends: White Bronco vs. Batmobile Racing Set, Hootie & McBlowfish Sandwich, and Mujibur & Sirajul as Beavis & Butthead.
08-10-1995: Top Ten Signs You're In An Unsafe Airport - 9. Mary Jo Buttafuoco walks through metal detector without her bullet setting it off.
08-10-1998: "Number of Days till President Clinton Is Impeached" clock. Also, Top Ten Signs Madonna Is Getting Old.
08-10-1998: Dave talks about the last time it rained in New York City (was it 1968?) and about Martha Stewart's "chocolate brownie ice cream".
08-10-1998: How good is "Biff Henderson's Fun with a Bullhorn"? Dave and Biff say it was "zotz".
08-10-1998: The Late Show softball team won 98-3 over the "Sunshine Boys" team, as Tony Randall was the only one on their team who showed up?
08-10-1999: Paul Shaffer's Countdown to the Millennium, sponsored by RIF (Reading Is Fundamental) and by the U.S. Forest Service ("Give a hoot; don't pollute"). It will be a bad day traders' market, as women won't ask guys to marry them if they are day traders. (Jackpot is 900 damn dollars.)
08-10-1999: The Amazing Kreskin fails again: he guesses whether a guy is a Commodore or a Pip (incorrectly guesses "Commodore"). Also, Top Ten Questions on the Russian Prime Minister Application.
08-10-2000: Alan's message for Jordan (the stripper banished from "Big Brother") turns out to be a sexy come-on, oddly enough.
08-10-2000: Campaign 2000, starring Maria Pope, sponsored by Compostumbler (woman testimonial, Alan: "Pack up ... Grandma"). Colleen, the latest "Survivor" castaway, is a student at Miami Ad School? Sponsors: Compostumbler and L.P.F.P.S. (Alan: "Underpants, wait in the car.")
08-10-2000: Guests: Reggie Jones (age 73) has been a lifeguard for 57 years; Jennifer Lopez discusses gunplay.
08-10-2000: Know Your Current Events, with Paul helping (not Biff)--he even asks one of the questions: Sarah from Indiana, who is wearing a Ball State T-shirt, plays Know Your Jewish United States Senators. Later, it's announced that she will be attending Ball State on a Letterman scholarship.
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