08-21-1985: Bryant Gumbel is still steamed about Dave's Today Show prank, so Dave plays more Today Show promos in an attempt to smooth things over. Stupid Human Trick: P. Gary Egrie spins a tray while balancing three matchbooks on a box of cigarettes.
08-21-1987: Dave's Record Collection: the audio isn't working, so Dave leaves the studio to "cool off" and proceeds to eat soap and steal watches in the restroom.
08-21-1991: Boris Yeltsin's Top Ten Coup-Busting Tips - 8. Keep phoning coup committee asking to speak with "Dick Hertz."
08-21-1992: Top Ten Signs Your Marriage Isn't Working - 6. You're dating your stepdaughter.
08-21-1996: Joe G (of Joe G's Pizza) does the Lightning Round with Dave, then brings pizza into the theater with his daughter.
08-21-1997: Dave lists the first ten states.
08-21-1997: Know Your Current Events includes Audrey from Holland.
08-21-1997: The CBS Mailbag presents "outtakes" of a swearing Bert & Ernie from "Sesame Street." Wasn't this one on August 22?
08-21-1997: Top Ten Things Overheard During the Clinton/Kennedy Sailing Trip - 4. If you're outside US waters, it's technically not adultery.
08-21-2000: Campaign 2000, starring Maria Pope, sponsored by Compostumbler (woman video clip again, "pack up and ride grandma", etc., "meow"). George Bush to consider "other debate possibilities" (other than standard League of Women Voters-sponsored debates); Lieberman looks like Teller from Penn & Teller; video clip of the Gores passionately kissing at the Democratic National Convention. Maria's guest Survivor castaway is Sean, age 30. Sponsors are ComposTumbler and Liquid Plumbr Foaming Pipe Snake (Alan song "answer my prayers say you love me too"--not sure of title, then runs off "embarrassed").
08-21-2000: Desk story: Dave has a bandage on his left index finger--he sliced it. He set off a poison gas sensor by leaving his car running; firemen and police showed up. Later, he was telling his girlfriend about it angrily and sliced his finger while making potato salad. Lou Arrone and Robert Hodgkis worked on the finger. We see Polaroids of Dave's bloody finger, etc. (Video of the procedure is not available for legal reasons.) Dave asks if Regis, Oprah, Leno would be doing a show today (after Leno, Dave says "ow ow ow" in a mocking, high-pitched voice). Later, we get the recipe for the Summertime Potato Salad.
08-21-2000: Hugh Masekela sits in with the band. Also, Top Ten Tiger Woods Pet Peeves - 9. Have to hire three maids for the trophy-polishing alone.
08-21-2000: I finally start keeping this stuff on Microsoft Excel.
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