08-15-1983: In a Who Asked for it Segment, audience member Martha McKee wants Helen Hayes to explain volleyball rotation. Instead, heavyweight fighter Gerry Cooney recites the rules.
08-15-1984: Robert Morton and the Turner twins get to recite their catch phrase, "They pelted us with rocks and garbage."
08-15-1989: Top Ten Lessons from Woodstock - 8. Joe Cocker really should stick with decaffeinated coffee.
08-15-1990: Anton Fig's "Guess the Expiration Date" debuts; tonight: milk. Anton guesses wrong.
08-15-1990: Top Ten Ways Khadafy Can Regain Title of World's Most Insane Leader - 3. Open a retail electronics store and sell stuff at prices so low he's practically giving it away!
08-15-1994: Biff interrupts Dave's opening remarks and asks for a handkerchief. It seems Tony Randall is completely covered in mud (from mosh-pitting at Woodstock), so Dave escorts him outside and hoses him off, sticking the hose into his pants and then onto the crowd.
08-15-1994: Roofcam: Two "actors" from "Cats" (LS staffers Richard Scheckman and Gerard Mulligan) are seen sunbathing on top of a parking lot.
08-15-1994: Top Ten Things Overheard at Woodstock '94 - 7. There's something familiar about that old naked guy covered in oatmeal...Oh my God, it's Wilford Brimley!
08-15-1995: Dave invites Eylin from Venezuela at Joe G's pizza into the theater and operate one of the show's cameras. She later joins Willie Nelson in his tour bus, as Congressman Sonny Bono is found fast asleep in Willie's bed.
08-15-1995: Top Ten Anna Nicole Smith Dating Tips - 4. Prepare candlelit dinner. If he can blow out candle, you don't want him.
08-15-1996: Calvert DeForest reports live from the Republican National Convention in San Diego, but he can't read the cue cards.
08-15-1996: Top Ten Signs You're Being Stalked - 3. When you do "this is the church, this is the steeple, open the doors and see all the people," you count 16 fingers.
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