08-17-1983: New Dial-It-Services: Dial-a-Standing-Ovation: "Hello, this is Jimmy Stewart."
08-17-1989: Top Ten Pet Peeves of the Ghost of Elvis: #9. Ghost of Leonardo Da Vinci never really thanked me for the Cadillac I gave him.
08-17-1990: Anton Fig's Expiration Date Guess: strawberry yogurt . Anton guesses correctly!
08-17-1990: Top Ten Ways the Emir of Kuwait Passes Time - 3. Flogging the camel -- if you know what I mean.
08-17-1994: "Mr. Big-Time Action Movie Star" Bruce Willis enters twice for his interview. The first time, he enters very bored. On his second try, he enters shooting a gun and killing four dummies, who fall from the ceiling.
08-17-1994: Dachshund club president Larry Sorenson presents Dachshund Races live on 53rd St.; Herbie wins!
08-17-1994: On tonight's "Designated show of the week" Dave complains all night long that he can't get free biscuits at "Popeye's."
08-17-1994: Tony Randall appears for the third night in a row covered in mud from Woodstock '94, tonight delivering biscuits, which Dave tosses to the audience.
08-17-1994: Top Ten Little Known Provisions in President Clinton's Crime Bill - 10. Every 10th caller to 911 wins a pair of Metallica tickets.
08-17-1995: Dave enters the theater via a WWII military vehicle. Later in the show, the Unabomer rides away in it after reading his Manifesto.
08-17-1999: "Clip" of "Who Wants To Be a Millionaire?" indicates that the show is rigged.
08-17-1999: "Lamar Alexander", who just dropped out of the Presidential race, sits in with the band on double-neck steel guitar.
08-17-1999: All night long, a guy from Coney Island is out on 53rd Street guessing people's weight. First, Biff: he guesses 205 lbs and is correct. Also, some woman: he guesses 131, Dave guesses 142, but she's actually 144 lbs.
08-17-1999: Top Ten Signs the Guy You're Watching Isn't the Real Dalai Lama.
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