11-05-1984: Ask Mr. Melman: Responding to an aspiring actress's question on getting weathy legally while maintaining her good morals, Larry "Bud" explains, "The good thing about being wealthy is being able to be as immoral as you want."
11-05-1986: Introduced tonight: The Late Night Cow-Cam, with Ludmilla the Cow. Later, the Late Night Crawfish Girl (Bridget Jackson) pays tribute to KTGT-TV in Montana.
11-05-1987: In a spoof of Geraldo Rivera's Al Capone vault-opening disaster, Larry "Bud" announces "Padlock of Mystery," where he opens a locked closet and finds plastic buckets. Meanwhile, Tony Bennett gets a haircut at Jerry's Barber Shop.
11-05-1991: Dave bats groundballs to Cal Ripken, Jr., in the NBC hallway. One ball slips past Cal and slams into Jane Pauley, just getting out of an elevator.
11-05-1992: Top Ten Mistakes in Bush's Campaign Strategy - 10. Ill-advised speech at every campaign stop entitled, "Screw You and Your Miserable Little Lives."
11-05-1993: Dave calls newly-elected NYC Mayor Rudy Giuliani but gets his answering machine (voice of Pete Fatovich). Meanwhile, Dave reads his diary on C-SPAN.
11-05-1993: Top Ten Signs You've Elected A Bad Mayor - 4. Last name: "McCheese."
11-05-1996: Top Ten Things L.A. Dumb Guys Say - 3. How the hell am I supposed to solve the puzzle, Pat, with all them letters missin'?
11-05-1997: "Who Asked For It?": (1) Dave didn't run NYC Marathon; (2) tape of rehearsal; (3) Dave calls Giuliani (see above).
11-05-1997: Still photo of Giuliani with Michelle O'Callahan's baby.
11-05-1997: The audience is shocked, astonished, and possibly bored by a clip of "John Woo's Late Show - The Movie."
11-05-1997: Top Ten Signs Your Mayor is Nuts - 3. Agrees to do lame comedy bit on network talk show.
11-05-1997: Who Asks For It?: "Lindsey Pollack" asks to chat with and congratulate Rudy Giuliani on his re-election as NYC mayor. Rudy takes the call.
11-05-1998: A kid reads #3 on the Top Ten list again (Famous Politician Wrestling Nicknames).
11-05-1998: Because of the NBA strike, Alan lets us know we can sponsor an NBA player for $347.50 a day.
11-05-1998: Guests Denzel Washington (first appearance) and Father Mike Berner, who won $1 million in a sweepstakes.
11-05-1998: Jeremy from Know Your Current Events does a song with Paul and the band.
11-05-1999: "Open Mike Night" in the Mojave Desert is quite quiet. Also, Top Ten Slogans for Kankakee, IL (rated worst place to live in the USA).
11-05-1999: On a Friday Know Your Current Events, the winners get a flu shot from Dr Lou Arrone. The first contestant is rather tall (7'3"). The second plays Know Your Soothing Lozenges.
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