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11-10-1982: It's Meet the Candidates for the Rocco-Laurie, Jr. High School elections. Lance Rosen is announced the winner a week later.
11-10-1987: Cold Open: Tom Snyder welcomes Dave on The Tomorrow Show.
11-10-1988: Dan Quayle's Top Ten Questions While at the White House - 1. "Mrs. Reagan, can I call you Mommy?"
11-10-1988: Dave presents the Simple and Direct Coffee Delivery System (coffee delivered via a tube from backstage to his desk) and invites a patron watching "Without a Clue" at a film theater outside to come up and enjoy a cup.
11-10-1989: Top Ten Things Overheard at the Berlin Wall - 2. "This ought to scare the crap out of the French."
11-10-1992: Top Ten Signs You're in Love with Oprah - 7. You hardly ever think about Nell Carter anymore."
11-10-1993: Mary Tyler Moore treats Late Show viewers to a video clip of Dave from her 1978 variety show, "Mary," in which she smashes a grapefruit in Dave's face.
11-10-1993: Top Ten Signs Ross Perot is Losing His Mind - 5. His ears still flap, but no longer in unison.
11-10-1994: Dave spots a lethargic fan in the audience (LS Intern Daniel Koller) and invites him onstage to try to revive him by forcing him gobs of No-Doz, having a trumpet played in his ear, being injected with Pepsi, and being thrown off the upstairs railing. Later in the show, Glenn Close straddles him in his audience seat.
11-10-1995: L.A., Day 5: In the backdrop, a mudslide destroys the CBS programming building. Later, Dave and Jerry Seinfeld are seen during a commercial break not wearing pants.
11-10-1995: Top Ten Chapter Titles in Marcia Clark's Book - 3. Why I Chose Not to Use that Videotape of O.J. Committing the Murders.
11-10-1997: "Dave's Record Collection" (new intro song) and "Pat Farmer, Master Mentalist" bits.
11-10-1997: Guest Naomi Judd cooks "pronto puffs".
11-10-1997: Top Ten Signs You Won't Be People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive - 2. You've got what's known in the commercial aviation industry as a two-ticket ass.
11-10-1998: "What the Hell Happened in Minnesota" (concerning Jesse V's election) is marred by the Minnesota callee "Wayne"'s refusal to go on the air.
11-10-1998: Biff and Inky wrestle? Also, Off-Screen Celebrity Cameo.
11-10-1998: Guest Luke Perry shows a picture of his baby with sideburns.
11-10-1998: Inky wears long pants (first time since March).
11-10-1998: Meryl Streep has been rebooked, supposedly to appear on Dec 22nd.
11-10-1998: Top Ten Words You Don't Want To See in Your Restaurant Review.
11-10-1999: "Early Show" fake clip involves a miniature donkey. Also, Top Ten Signs Kathie Lee Is Trying To Kill Regis.
11-10-1999: "Good Old Fashioned Fun" bit: an owl eats mice; an intern bobs for apples in the Hudson River; Pat Farmer steals a radio; a face-painted kid buys cigarettes; George Clarke does the hula hoop; Harold Larkin makes a "snow angel" using mayonnaise; Mujibur & Sirajul do a Soap Box Derby.
11-10-1999: Guest Jack Hanna is on again (despite being on 33 days ago). His barn owl was stolen.
11-10-1999: In the last installment of "Open Mike Night" for the day, a burro and an owl wander by.
11-10-2000: Ball State University Fighting Football Cardinals Fighting Football Cardinals Pregame Kickoff Show, sponsored by the most powerful man in show business: CBS president Les Moonves. ("He enjoys golfing, horseback riding, and romantic cruises on the Mediterranean. Now back to you, duckface.") People can listen to the games by phone: 1-800-846-4700, team code 3394; the radio commentator is Morey Manus. Last week Ball State lost a squeaker to Western Michigan 42-3; their record is now 4-5. Next: at Toledo Rockets, not at Dave Letterman Stadium. The point spread is 31 points. Paul guessed the spread was 362; then he changed his guess to 2 to make 31 look big, playing along with Dave. "Go Cards." Sponsor is the most powerful man in show business, CBS President Les Moonves. ("Oh, and hey, gals, he's a former actor." Clip of him "acting", touching his head. "Les Moonves, the most powerful man in show business. Now back to you, you giant sack of manure.")
11-10-2000: CBS Mailbag Letter #3: Lucy Thatcher of Santa Clarita, CA writes, "What are you going to do when George W. is elected and you're not invited to stay in the Lincoln Bedroom?" Dave: It doesn't really matter. In fact, the writers are quite happy that GWB is President. Gerard Mulligan appears and says that he's 53 and really happy to be on autopilot for the next four years. How easy will it be? Dan Quayle easy. Three ways the White House can help out further: 1) Use big words in his speeches. 2) Foreigners, foreigners, foreigners. 3) Get him back on the sauce. Gerry's "son" comes out, flag drops down, Gerry salutes, etc.
11-10-2000: Clip of more of Dan Rather's zany expressions Tuesday on election coverage.
11-10-2000: It's the first installment of the Clinton Classic Joke; this one is a Lewinsky one from 1999.
11-10-2000: Paul tells us how to deal with acid reflux: tilt your bed so your feet are lower than your head, so the acid doesn't reflux.
11-10-2000: Top Ten Signs Your Anchorman Is Exhausted - 7. draws a face on his right fist and holds heated discussion with "Bobby". Dave does Senor Wences talking to his hand. Later, we see a still of "Senor Wences Way".
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