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11-09-1982: A Tour of the T.V. Museum: Included is an early TV dinner, Dick Van Dyke's ottoman, and the 1960 Presidential debates with Nixon's original clown makeup.
11-09-1983: The Museum of Animal Heroes: the Goat of Hope, the Plankton That Saved Elke Summer, and Koner, the Wonder Wolf, who saved a child, then billed the family for $27,500.
11-09-1988: Top Ten Dukakis Excuses - 9. Thought election was first Tuesday in December. 2. Ill-advised pledge to "tax you bastards back to the Stone Age."
11-09-1989: Chris Elliott finishes the NYC Marathon (begun 4 days earlier), clocking in at 105 hours and 11.5 seconds.
11-09-1990: In a segment called the Stairwell Remote, Dave accidently throws away the wrong card, so he leaves the studio, runs down six flights of stairs, goes outside, and catches the falling card.
11-09-1990: Top Ten Least Popular TV Dinners - 9. Swanson's Sweaty Man Dinner.
11-09-1993: The Late Show Prize Wonderland begins a four-day tour on stage, as "The Price Is Right"'s Dian Parkinson displays a recliner and videophone.
11-09-1994: Dave plays "What's the Deal with Pataki" by randomly calling folks in Albany to ask if they've ever heard of the newly-elected NY Governor. Instead, the first number has been changed, and the second call is an answering machine.
11-09-1994: Top Ten Signs Your Handyman is Nuts (Presented by Tim Allen) - 5. There's nothing in his tool box but a bologna sandwich and a pack of condoms.
11-09-1995: In Los Angeles, Day 4: Bruce Willis's face is all bloodied after speeding into the studio following car crashes outside. Sitting down, he takes off his fake bloody eye.
11-09-1995: Top Ten Real Reasons Colin Powell Isn't Running - 6. Taking relaxing 2-month vacation on O.J.'s "Search for the Real Killers."
11-09-1998: "Major Bill Garnell" (sax) sits in with the band, dressed as an astronaut.
11-09-1998: Dave rants about Meryl Streep canceling her booking on the show. He even introduces Streep and the band plays "her music", but she's not there.
11-09-1998: Guests George Michael (debut on show) and Hanson.
11-09-1998: Top Ten Real Reasons Newt Gingrich Is Leaving.
11-09-1999: "Are You Smarter Than George W Bush?" bit. Also (equal time), Top Ten Ways Al Gore Can Be More Macho.
11-09-1999: "Boots" Randolph (sax) actually sits in with the band.
11-09-1999: "Open Mike Night" from Mojave Desert again. Also, fake footage of the Late Show staff running in the NYC Marathon.
11-09-1999: Guests Don Rickles and (Early Show co-host) Jane Clayson.
11-09-2000: Calvert Wanders Through: At end of the monologue, he wanders out, stands next to Dave, tries to light a cigarette (Dave helps), has trouble smoking it, and walks out. Later, Alan Kalter's Presidential Election Round-Up has Alan singing with Calvert next to him, smoking a cigarette.
11-09-2000: Clip of more Dan Rather wacky expressions from Election Night coverage.
11-09-2000: In Know Your Current Events, the chosen categories are Know Your Presidential Election Losers and Know Your On-Air Staff of KVAL, CBS Channel 13, Eugene, Oregon.
11-09-2000: Top Ten Ways the United States Would Be Different Without a President - 6. White House interns would be reduced to having sex with each other.
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