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11-22-1983: Dave asks an audience member to buy food from NBC's vending machines for everyone in the studio.
11-22-1988: Calvert is in Laredo, Texas, 100 yards from the Texas/Mexican border, to give an update to his Pan American Goodwill Tour.
11-22-1989: "Grant Tinker" introduces the cigarette machine in the Green Room.
11-22-1990: Dave begins a long Thanksgiving tradition of calling his mom and asking her what pies she's cooked. Also, Top Ten Iraqi Thanksgiving Traditions - 9. Turkey carved by oldest family member who still has hands. 7. Stuffing the turkey with plastic explosives.
11-22-1991: While author Roy Blount, Jr., appears to promote his book "Camels Are Easy, Comedy's Hard," Bill Murray drops by for his autograph. Both then leave to talk with Bob Costas. Later, Bill drops by again to taste the pizza made by Martin Scorcese's mom, Catherine.
11-22-1993: Dave brings together all of his street neighbors (Mujibur, Sirajul, Bart, Fern, Rupert, Alexandra, and Charlie) to meet under the Late Show marquee, putting them live on the Jumbotron at Times Square.
11-22-1993: Top Ten Demands of the Striking Flight Attendants - 2. Pilots must keep their pants in the upright and locked position.
11-22-1994: Throughout the show, New York Jets players kick field goals to the balcony. Meanwhile, Paul is missing, so Dave runs across the street to Roseland and finds Paul rehearsing with Bob Dylan.
11-22-1994: Top Ten Signs That You're Not A Good Commander In Chief - 9. Instead of "Hail to the Chief," the Marine band plays you on with "Pop Goes the Weasel."
11-22-1995: New for the Holidays: Gingerbread Rats, Howard Stern's book "Miss America" read by James Earl Jones, and Kreskin guesses the weight of turkeys.
11-22-1995: Top Ten Signs The Other Beatles Don't Like You - 3. When they hear you play, they say, "Wow -- you're even worse than Ringo!"
11-22-1996: Friday Night on the Road finishes in Miami, Florida. It's so hot in the Coconut Grove Playhouse that Dave strips off his suit and hosts the show in his khakis and t-shirt: "This is exactly what rehearsal looks like."
11-22-1996: Guests Will Smith, Jimmy Buffett, and Dan Marino.
11-22-1996: KC (from KC and the Sunshine Band) sits in with the band.
11-22-1996: Kid Inventors: (1) magic fork, (2) one-minute jump suit, (3) lazy sweeper, and (4) tissue head.
11-22-1996: Tape of Dave and Rupert out bothering people. (Rupert does what Dave tells him to through the hidden earpiece.)
11-22-1996: Top Ten Good Things About Being a Senior Citizen - 9. When you're on a Carnival Cruise and Kathie Lee starts singing, you can turn off your hearing aid.
11-22-1999: Clips: Paul in "Third Watch" and Bryant Gumbel's face on a bus. Also, Top Ten Headless Horseman Pet Peeves.
11-22-1999: Dave tells a story about a dumb driver he met this weekend who blocked traffic.
11-22-1999: Guest John Carpenter, who won $1 million on Regis's show. During this segment, Dave calls Regis.
11-22-1999: Late Show staffers (including Mike McIntee, Harold Larkin, and George Clarke) say what they're thankful for.
11-22-2000: Actual clip: Gore's guy John Young: "When I say 'recount' I now mean 'count for the first time'." Fake clip: Florida ballot counters are doing bad stuff--a guy is using laser vision to burn a hole in a ballot?
11-22-2000: Butterball Turkey Hotline call: They're open 6 AM to 6 PM CST. They've had 170,000 questions during the Thanksgiving season. Everyone who calls gets a Butterball meat thermometer? 48 pro home economists answer the questions. Make sure to wash your hands after handling the turkey to avoid the deadly turkey poisoning. Last year Dave handled a few of their calls. Dave answers a turkey hotline call--Sherry from Alabama (Dave's name is "Rick"), whose turkey breast weighs 12 lbs. Her question: how long do I cook it at 325 degrees--she doesn't have a meat thermometer.
11-22-2000: Clinton Classic Joke about balloons being blown up for the Macy's parade. Right after the joke, Calvert wanders out, stands next to Dave, combs back what little hair he has, and leaves.
11-22-2000: Dave is praying to God there's no trouble when guest Richard Simmons comes out. Dave says he's just gonna sit there, no matter how oily RS is. RS enters in a turkey costume and shorts. He wants to do a cameo on "Ed". He also wants Dave to kiss him. Maria Pope gets on camera a couple of times. At the end, he puts Dave in a headlock, while Dave apparently screams obscenities at him.
11-22-2000: Dave would like to be the first to wish us a very happy Thanksgiving.
11-22-2000: George Clarke's Celebrity Interview with Samuel L. Jackson, the star of "Unbreakable". No one talks--George just wasted 30 seconds of SLJ's time.
11-22-2001: 38th anniversary of Dallas.
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