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11-13-1984: Another segment of "Why We Edit the Show": Clips from a guy with a ferret head, who removes it to show he's actually a space alien; Dave pitching Amway products to a guest; and a surgery demo, where Dave asks to be a doctor and causes massive patient bleeding. Also: Stupid Human Tricks: Richard Radutsky levitates a pea, and Sandy Slade spins seven basketballs.
11-13-1985: Food sculptors appear on Late Night as Dave puts jello in his pants.
11-13-1986: Dave is bored after the first selection from his Record Collection (Lorne Green's "You Make Me Feel So Young"), so he and Paul go on a remote tour of NYC. After buying hot dogs and throwing a frisbee, they mug a couple and shoot arrows at pigeons.
11-13-1987: Sonny & Cher reunite on Late Night to perform "I Got You Babe" one last time. Cher jokes that they're only getting paid paid scale for this legendary event.
11-13-1990: Top Ten Surprises in "Rocky V" - 7. Rocky's new manager Fred McMurray puts flubber in Rocky's gloves. Rocky knocks opponent to Mars. 4. Lovable character Chewbacca dies.
11-13-1991: Dave Parlor Tricks: Dave cracks a walnut with his eye-ray, strings paper clips into a jacket for "Rose," throws an ax at an audience member, climbs a rope with one hand, and has telekinetic power over Al Maher.
11-13-1992: The first installment of "Celebrity Audience" features introductions and bows by Ted Koppel, Martin Short, Kathie Lee Gifford, Billy Crystal, Siskel & Ebert, Tony Danza, and Katie Couric.
11-13-1992: Top Ten Thoughts on Ronald Reagan's Mind at this Moment - 4. "I never got Boy George. I still don't get Boy George. I probably never will get Boy George."
11-13-1995: Biff interrupts Dave's Opening Remarks and asks for water. Out runs NYC marathon winner German Silva with his drink. Later, Bill Murray cooks toast, and Silver runs by again to pick it up.
11-13-1995: Top Ten Good Things About the Federal Government Shutting Down - 4. With Mt. Rushmore untended, Lincoln will start looking like ZZ Top.
11-13-1996: "New Magazines" bit.
11-13-1996: "Pat Farmer, Consumer Watchdog" bit is pretty good.
11-13-1996: Joshua Redman (sax) sits in with the band.
11-13-1996: Three pool tables are set up for a dominoes demonstration by Gene Catron. Included are 60 pool balls and 2,000 dominoes. Gene returns to the show five years later.
11-13-1996: Top Ten Signs You've Been Kidnapped by a Dumb Guy.
11-13-1997: Know Your Current Events player #2: "Dada" from Mississippi.
11-13-1997: Live, via satellite from Edwards Air Force Base, Bruce Willis ("World's Fastest Movie Star") breaks Billy-Bob Thornton's record (by running).
11-13-1998: Ally McBeal dancing baby clip.
11-13-1998: CBS Mailbag: (1) Dave Letterman's workout; (2) "The Late Show Get Hit in the Head by a 95 MPH Fastball Contest" with Orlando Hernandez; (3) "baby pictures" of Dave; (4) Shaffer in the movie "Vampaul".
11-13-1998: Sarah Silverman standup. Herbie Hancock hangs with the band.
11-13-1998: Top Ten President Clinton Screen Names.
11-13-2000: Al Gore Fighting Football Vice Presidential Football Highlights, sponsored by the most powerful man in show business: CBS president Les Moonves, who enjoys golfing, horseback riding, and romantic cruises on the Mediterranean. "Now back to you, duckface." Clip of Gore family football game. "He runs like a girl." Sponsor is the most powerful man in show business, CBS President Les Moonves. ("Oh and hey, gals, he's a former actor." Clip of him "acting", touching his head. "Les Moonves, the most powerful man in show business. Now back to you, you giant sack of manure.")
11-13-2000: Clinton Classic joke addresses Clinton's weight. Also, more Dan Rather zany election night sayings.
11-13-2000: Dave complains about everyone abandoning him in in-commercial production meeting.
11-13-2000: Kid Scientists: (1) Katie blends liver and hydrogen peroxide; (2) Alan puts lots of Styrofoam into a bit of acetone; (3) Philip puts a light bulb in a microwave.
11-13-2000: Remote: Biff from West Palm Beach, Florida. A woman in the throng is trying to grab someone else's sign. Later, a sign reads "No More Bushit". At Dave's request, Biff tells the people to go home. Later still, the people seem to be gone. Paul suggests that Biff go to dinner at Morton's of Chicago.
11-13-2000: Top Ten Dumb Guy Ways to Solve Presidential Election Confusion - 4. Whichever news anchor can stay awake the longest gets to pick.
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