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11-08-1982: New Dial-It-Services: "Dial-a-Cow-Playing-the-Saxophone" (sound of a saxophone being played, followed by a "moo.")
11-08-1983: Limited Perspectives: Stuntman David Copland reviews "The Big Chill."
11-08-1984: Dave leaves the studio after Sandra Bernhard offers a joke about sponges. She sits in his chair until the next segment.
11-08-1989: Bill Wendell invites three Japanese businessmen to survey the show's skyview; they pick the G.E. building and leave.
11-08-1989: Top Ten Jim Bakker Prison Nicknames - 10. Shake 'n' Bakker.
11-08-1990: Biff Henderson's "Where Are They Now?" - Dwight D. Eisenhower: Dead.
11-08-1990: Top Ten Reasons Darryl Strawberry Is Leaving New York - 5. No more really good -- I mean really good -- I mean get-up-and-shout-for-joy musicals on Broadway.
11-08-1993: In celebration of the 50th Late Show on CBS, (actually, November 5th) Dave asks Mujibur and Sirajul to offer a gift from K&L Rock America to audience member Angie. Later, Michael Keaton gives Angie flowers, a videotape, and towels. Still later, Barbara Walters and Angie share a bottle of wine.
11-08-1993: Top Ten Parachute Guy Excuses - 9. Life's dream was to make Marv Albert's blooper reel.
11-08-1995: Day 3 in L.A.: In part to promote her new film "Striptease," Demi Moore comes onstage wearing a bikini held together by numbered Top Ten cards and peels them off one by one for the "Top Ten Least Popular Stripper Names."
11-08-1996: "Friday Night on the Road," Week 2: Dave is in Washington, D.C., greeting Bob Dole in his first public appearance since his election loss three days earlier. Also, TV correspondants from the Capitol read the Top Ten Questions I've Always Wanted to Ask the President. Presenters include Wolf Blitzer, Fred Barnes, Greta Van Susteren, Michael Kingsley, Frank Sesno, Cokie Roberts, Sam Donaldson, Helen Thomas, and John McLaughlin.
11-08-1996: Clip of Dave and Biff going around Washington (Calvert appears as President; Jack Kemp is a taxi driver).
11-08-1996: Washington, DC Quiz.
11-08-1999: "Dave Talks To Kids" bit.
11-08-1999: Clip of Kenny Sheehan in "Annie" has him saying, "Shut the f*ck up."
11-08-1999: The two NYC Marathon winners run through.
11-08-1999: Top Ten Thoughts of New York City Marathoners (complete with video clips).
11-08-2000: "Clip" of election coverage last night: Gore wins Florida, then Bush wins, then a deadlock, then Nader wins ("just kidding").
11-08-2000: "Timeline of the Election" bit.
11-08-2000: A fake ad claims that, in case of a tie in the election, the Constitution says "four years of Oprah".
11-08-2000: Alan Kalter's Presidential Election Round-up is just "Who Let the Dogs Out?"
11-08-2000: Calvert Wanders Through: At end of the monologue, he wanders out, stands next to Dave, says "How'd Nixon do?", pauses, and walks out.
11-08-2000: Dave tells stories about voting--in a fire house. He never has confidence that he operates the voting machine properly. He couldn't find the proposition he really wanted to vote on.
11-08-2000: Dave wonders what they do with the voting machines for the other days of the year--do they use them for VFW parties (voting night)?
11-08-2000: Fake clips: Peter Jennings asleep at the desk last night, and an old guy doing the recount by himself. Also, clip of Dan Rather's zany expressions last night on election coverage includes "California's the big burrito".
11-08-2000: Mocking the indecisive, scrambling newscasts last night, Dave says he's going to check in with Dan Rather now--oh wait, no he isn't.
11-08-2000: Top Ten Things Overheard Last Night at the Florida Election Commission - 7. "Let's be extra careful because every single vote counts....Ha ha ha ha, just kidding!"
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